Ding-Dongs can be used as a flotation device. So can Hurley. The resulting tsunami actually destroyed The Island.
I assume at least some of you haven’t seen the LOST Season 4 finale, so rest assured this comic doesn’t give anything away. It is merely an alternate (more realistic) course of events that could have taken place in last night’s episode.
For those that have seen it… are you kidding me? You saw everyone looking at the lard-ass-son-ma-bitch. They were all thinking it. Survival of the fittest, motherfuckers.
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Remember, you can’t spell “ARRRGGGHHHH!!!” without ARG.
UPDATE:
Apparently this was the 100th HijiNKS Ensue comic (not counting the 2 guest comics). I’ve considered doing a book of the first 100 comics, then doing the the first full 2 years (all of 2007-08) as a deluxe book when the time comes.
Being the same size as Hugo, I had to cringe too.
Logically, though, Sawyer knew that he could make it back to the island, while Hugo couldn't. Plus, reluctant hero Sawyer = badass. I'm straight and I still popped a boner when he came walking up the beach. Don't tell me you didn't. My mom popped a boner and she's been dead for five years.
Oh, and,
"Remember, you can’t spell “ARRRGGGHHHH!!!” without ARG."
I am SO done with the obligatory summer ARG. Oh joy, another fake website where we're expected to look at the html code, convert that to binary, convert the binary to Portugese, take the third letter of every sixteenth word, inseminate a wolverine, and rearrange the letters to find another fake website. How 'bout no.
So **THAT** was the alternate "move the island" plan! It all makes sense now!
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What I want to know is what are "Military Grade Dong Dong Style Confectionary Food Supplements" and how I can get my hands on some. Mmmmm….military dong-dongs!
Sawyer is lickable. That is all.
P.S. Yes, I know they're Ding Dongs, but I'm standing firm that with copyright law, the military would be forced to name them something else, and Dang Dongs would make a better band name than knock off food name, and let's not even speak of Deng Dongs and especially not Dung Dongs. *shudder*
I would like to state that I called in on the coffin. But I'm not happy that I'm right.
I'm kinda pissed that the next 2 seasons could easily be the Oceanic 6 trying to get back to the island that they've wanted to get off of for sooo long.
Edit: i'm totally down for the books of the 1st 100 comics as well, as the 1st 2 yrs.
I would really finalize your store procedure and stuff, and really consider it from every angle you can think of, before trying to release a book.
I'd buy a book. I'd buy the shit out of a book.
A book would be fabulous. I'd buy it.
Shaka-zulu! -Thank you! It's like wringing-out an aspergers cum-mop every time the Abram's twat-machine gets spun-up!
Congrats on #100! That's amazing man, good for you.
I loved this episode of Lost. It explained a couple of things and, of course, created a few more "WTF?" questions that I sincerely hope will someday be answered. (It should be noted that I'm a glutton for punishment when it comes to Lost.)
I really wanna know WTF happened to Ben when… *the thing he did*… happened?
It was cool the first time.
Hurley's pinky covering up the label is pretty ingenious. Way to avoid a lawsuit, Joel. 🙂
I'm down too.
Congrats on 100! You are awesome. Have a great summer! Oh wait…
Anyway, that's quite an accomplishment. Here's to hundreds (maybe even thousands?) more!
he went to the place that we saw him go where he encountered 2 men with machine guns. He was still wearing the parka, remember?
Lindelhoff and Cuse said Season 5 is "get back" and Season 6 is "now we're back, now what?" Flashbacks for 5 are probably just going to be what is currently happening on the island.
Don't ever change. Stay Cool. I signed your crack. We had fun in Algebra.
K.I.T (520.555.1212).
2 good + 2 be = 4 gotten
PS: Where's my ring?
First comment and it wins the entire comic. Kudos.
Its so much more satisfying to wait a month or so and read the website where one guy thats wasted his life spells out the whole thing for you.
Except EVERYTHING they revealed in the first ARG is still completely absent from the show.
Dong-dong. Thats fucking brilliant.
During the first Flash Forward I thought it was Sawyer.
Did I mention the books would be $1000?
There will most likely be a preorder. Stay tuned.
Anyone else wonder what the hell they have been feeding that kid since his main food source (Claire) abandoned him to run off to that cabin in the jungle with her dad?
My wife asked the EXACT same thing. Unless there was Dharma brand baby formula, they didnt really have any food source that would keep an infant alive and healthy.
Yah, that's usually my approach too. It always sounds like fun, until I get to the first puzzle and realize that I have a life.
Abandoned him to run off? I kind of assumed she was dead, though it was unexplained.
She's out for all of Season 5, then back for Season 6. She's Un-Claire!
to be fair, they filmed two alternate endings (Youtube it!) where it's Sawyer/Desmond in the coffin.