Wheaton Comic Dare: We Have To Go Back!

Wheaton Comic Dare: We Have To Go Back!

CRUISE FUNDRAISER: 85/100 prints are sold and it would be great to sell that last few remaining prints before the end of the year. I am also going to leave up the additional prints and print packs for sale until probably February in case you want to get in on that...
The Final Countdown

The Final Countdown

The Lil’ Wil Wheaton Plushie Pre-Sale STARTS TODAY HERE in the HE Store. The ONLY way to make sure you get one by the holidays is to order during the pre-sale. They’re $19.95 + shipping. Buy one for you, one for a friend and one to customize with a little fez or...
Welcome To The Rock

Welcome To The Rock

“George Hurt You” shirts are in the store!!! I like to imagine that if Jorge Garcia and Sam Niel backed out of J.J. Abrams‘ Alcatraz due to extreme insulaphobia, the producers would just go down the list of combination Lost and Jurrasic Park stars....
Paralleloquels

Paralleloquels

There is a new HE Podcast. Download episode 77! You can still order Ultimate Fancy Editions of HE Book 2 AND get your name in the book until I tell you otherwise. Could be a few more days, or longer. Not Sure Yet. Feel free to use the new term I’ve invented,...
A Man Has Needs

A Man Has Needs

This Wetworks pilot from J.J. Abrams (starring Michael Emerson and Terry O’Quinn) probably isn’t trying to be the next LOST <cough>FlashForward</cough>, but the connection to the geek-favorite frustration bonanza is certainly part of the...
An Audience Lost

An Audience Lost

HEROES CON in CHARLOTTE, NC is NEXT WEEKEND!!! Here’s a handy map that I made so that you can easily locate your favorite webcomics artists while at the convention. My 29th birthday will be during the con. I am expecting party hats and pasties pastries. LOST has...
The Glorious Hole

The Glorious Hole

[thanks to Roger for hosting the LOST finale viewing party and giving me the idea for this comic] MORE LOST FINALE SPOILERS BELOW!!! Just so we are clear, the main purpose of the castaways’ final moments on The Island was to solve a plumbing problem....
Momma! I Traded The Polar Bear For Magic Beans!

Momma! I Traded The Polar Bear For Magic Beans!

NEW SHIRT! NEW SHIRT! THE BEST SHIRT I’VE EVER MADE!!! Science Fiction TV-Movie Title Generator T-Shirt @Topatoco!!! There is also a PRINT of this design too! This particular volume of “Tales Of the Enchanted Island Where Extremely Coincidental Things...
A Pentagram’s Loins

A Pentagram’s Loins

If you want to buy a HijiNKS ENSUE book, now would be a great time… because I haven’t really sold any since Xmas… and it’s starting to get worrisome over here. HAPPY STUFF! PONIES! ICE CREAMS! YAY! If you don’t want to buy a book or make...
Somebody Set Up Us The Bomb

Somebody Set Up Us The Bomb

Maybe the giant turtle is UNDER the island, and the H-bomb will awaken him from his 1000 year slumber to rain slow turtley terror upon the island’s inhabitants! This comic was intended to run right after the “LOST” Season 5 finale, but… it...
A Phenomenon Known As “J.J. Vu”

A Phenomenon Known As “J.J. Vu”

Even though I’ve never seen A.L.I.A.S., Josh tells me it had the same undertones. Maybe Felicity did too. It was, after all, about time travel. Maybe J.J. Abrams only has the one idea. Regardless I am going to stick around for Fringe and see where it goes. The...
In The Event of a Water Landing…

In The Event of a Water Landing…

Ding-Dongs can be used as a flotation device. So can Hurley.  The resulting tsunami actually destroyed The Island. I assume at least some of you haven’t seen the LOST Season 4 finale, so rest assured this comic doesn’t give anything away. It is merely an...
Hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home

Hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home

Forget Fisher Stevens! They should get Scott Bakula on LOST. He needs to way to repent for his crimes. Actually, they don’t need any Quantum Leap actors since Desmond is basically a Scottish Dr. Sam Beckett. Think about it. When the hatch blew, that was him...

Don’t forget about the Lost premier tomorrow night

Because I did. I didn’t actually forget because I never knew about it. That’s weird. Despite that fact that I would have no reason to turn on ABC while Lost isn’t airing, you would think the particular internets I frequent would be buzzing with Lost...
The Cloverfield Monster is Sexually Agressive

The Cloverfield Monster is Sexually Agressive

!!!SPOILER ALERT!!! Wait, that generally goes before the spoilers in question, doesn’t it? Oh well. I’ve ruined the most hyped movie ever for each of you. At least when you get to the theater you can watch all the unlucky numbskulls that have no idea...

Have some links for lunch

On the house. Steampunk Justice League (coolest thing I’ve seen all day) There is nothing funny about this guy’s face (heartbreaking) Dangerous lesbian criminal escapes police custody (hide your daughters) Tags: celebrities, comic books, lost, steampunk,...

Close, Google, but no drunk polar bears

Today’s Google terms that brought people to this site: hermione porn drunk baby polar bears leeloo costumes lost ben linus hot harry potter porn LOST jacob ron fucking hermione harry potter slash blog henry ian cusick accent Internet, will you go with me? Tags:...

The Googlebot is a confused mechanical man

Joel: you’ll like this Joel: #4 search term this month Joel: “bear comics” Josh: hahhahaahha Joel: #8 Joel: “porn lost” Josh: HAHAHAHHA Josh: awesome Joel: it gets better Joel: #15 Joel: “jack shepherd bear” Joel: and #20 Joel: FTW...

No place I’d rather be

San Diego Comic Con Begins today. Whedon, Futurama, Battlestar, Heroes, Lost, and a giant crowd showing of “Once More with Feeling” and “Hush.” Maybe next year? Tags: battlestar galactica, buffy, comic books, comic con, futurama, heroes, joss...
Yes, Jack Shephard, there is a Santa Claus

Yes, Jack Shephard, there is a Santa Claus

Perhaps you’ve heard of the plight of little Tommy Westphal. His father and grandfather just didn’t understand his autism, so they locked him in a room, beat him with extension cords and made him watch St. Elsewhere. This comic marks the 3rd and final in...
He’s a pirate first, and a ghost second

He’s a pirate first, and a ghost second

Here’s the 2nd in what is shaping up to be a 3 part Lost series. So you’ve seen the finale by now. Halfway through the super-secret flash forward I had it figured out. Being the studious gadget geek that I am, it was impossible to miss Jack’s...
Meeemp! is the sound the alarm makes

Meeemp! is the sound the alarm makes

I once said that Lost is like reading the first 3 chapters of 10 different books, then going back 6 months later and reading 17 random pages from 5 of the books. What do you do with the other 5 books? (the story started with 10 remember?) You lose those books for at...