Might Club (His Name Is Phillip Coulson)

Might Club (His Name Is Phillip Coulson)

PAY ATTENTION TO THESE THINGS! THE THINGS AFTER THE TINY DOTS:  Here is the most recent HE Podcast: Episode 91 “Baltimore Bart’s Bed And Breakfast”  I made you a LoFi Comic about Mad Men!  Dallas Fan Days is THIS WEEKEND (October 19-21) and I am...
The ADristocrats

The ADristocrats

KNOW THESE THINGS TO BE TRUE:  Here is the most recent HE Podcast: Episode 91 “Baltimore Bart’s Bed And Breakfast”  Dallas Fan Days is THIS WEEKEND (October 19-21) and I am going to be there in the artist alley. I will have books and shirts and...
That Boy Ain’t Right

That Boy Ain’t Right

Here are some things:  People have asked for a print or poster of the Sesame Street comic. You can click “Buy a Print” under any comic and get a very nice, high quality print mailed to you in regular or gigant-o-size. If you are at NYCC right now, head...
The Perils Of Companionship

The Perils Of Companionship

Here are some things:  People have asked for a print or poster of the Sesame Street comic. You can click “Buy a Print” under any comic and get a very nice, high quality print mailed to you in regular or gigant-o-size. Here is a new Lofi Comic about doing...
But When I Like Something, It’s A Manifesto

But When I Like Something, It’s A Manifesto

A bunch of my T-Shirts are only $12 in the store right now. Check it out!  New episode of the HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast! Episode 89 – John Quincy Adams: Mummy Strangler Thus ends another short run story-ish style continuity-let. Now to make some comics about The...
Red Octoberfest

Red Octoberfest

A bunch of my T-Shirts are only $12 in the store right now. Check it out!  New episode of the HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast! Episode 89 – John Quincy Adams: Mummy Strangler Based on last week’s episode, Revolution is 0 for 2. This had me feeling like the fall TV...
The Grand Opining

The Grand Opining

I really do have SO MANY OPINIONS about TV shows, you guys! Especially some of the ones that haven’t actually come out yet. How are those opinions even formed? Upon what basis do they situate themselves? I will answer these question in order. EXPERIENCE AND PURE...
We All Want To Change The World

We All Want To Change The World

NEW LOFI COMIC! “Dumb And Number” DONORS AND SUBSCRIBERS: The LoFi Comics aren’t showing full sized in the Premium RSS Feed yet. I’m working on it. SEE WHAT I DID! I made a geek joke AND finished the 3 comic arc about how unbearably sick...
Scalzi Comic Dare: All My Sweet Pitches

Scalzi Comic Dare: All My Sweet Pitches

HijiNKS ENSUE PODCAST Episode 87 “ZombieWhatever.com” is live! Alternate Title: Pitch Slapped Alternate Alternate Title: Pitch Slapped 2: Pitch Better Have My Money In the past, only Wil Wheaton has been deemed worthy to wield the power of THE COMIC DARE....
Sherlocked And Loaded

Sherlocked And Loaded

My wife and I shotgunned Sherlock series 1 and 2 in three days. It wouldn’t have taken THAT long if she hadn’t insisted on feeding, caring for and paying attention to our child. A child who can almost open a the Pop-Tarts box by herself which essentially...
Remuneration

Remuneration

HE Podcast Episode 85 just went live! Subscribe via RSS or iTunes.  Toronto Fan Expo starts TODAY!!!  I’ll be there with Blind Ferret and booth #1244. More info HERE. The following weekend I’ll be at Dallas Animefest with Rob from Explosm. THE END! The...
Breaking Fast

Breaking Fast

Grammar Dalek T-Shirts are in and shipping now!   There’s also a NEW FIGHTING TIME LORDS SHIRT! Toronto Fan Expo is very soon! Are you coming? I’ll be there with Blind Ferret. The week after that I’ll be at Dallas Animefest with Rob from Explosm. The...
Rival Smugglers

Rival Smugglers

Alternate Title: The Smugglers Brothers NEW PRINT SIZES IN THE STORE! I might have some prints of this comic with me at SDCC. If you would like a print and you won’t be at SDCC, you can click the “Buy A Print” button beneath the comic [or click HERE]...
The Final Countdown

The Final Countdown

The Lil’ Wil Wheaton Plushie Pre-Sale STARTS TODAY HERE in the HE Store. The ONLY way to make sure you get one by the holidays is to order during the pre-sale. They’re $19.95 + shipping. Buy one for you, one for a friend and one to customize with a little fez or...
Know What I’m Saying, Holmes?

Know What I’m Saying, Holmes?

UPDATE 05/18/12: Donation subscribers of any level will get access to an RSS feed with the full comic in it. I am going to be at Dallas Comic Con this weekend with Randy Milholland of Something Positive. I will ONLY BE THERE SATURDAY. Randy will be there Saturday and...
Location, Location, Location

Location, Location, Location

The first mini-story arc is over. There are going to be a couple of stand alone gag comics before the next bit of continuity starts. Read more about the new direction I am taking the comic in and how you can help HERE if you haven’t already. Gigantic thanks to...
Cryptidillated

Cryptidillated

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this “Fighting Time Lords” shirt for you!  I am going to be at Calgary Expo this coming weekend with Blind Ferret at booths 925/1025! The whole cast of Star Trek: TNG is going to be there as well, but you are probably...
Guest Comic By Brian Patterson Of D20 Monkey

Guest Comic By Brian Patterson Of D20 Monkey

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this “Fighting Time Lords” shirt!  Since I am packing and print-making and prepping for C2E2, Brian Patterson was kind enough to provide you with an illustrated funny-time concerning role playing, Time Lords and...
Eterni-T

Eterni-T

Did you know my books have 1000’s of words (many of them quite funny) that you haven’t read? I don’t just put the comics you’ve already seen on the pages. I write NEW COMMENTARY for each and every comic. There’s also funny character...
The Itty Bitty Symphony

The Itty Bitty Symphony

“Winter Is Coming” shirts are now IN THE STORE!!! [based on this comic] As last Sunday approached I really did start to get desperate. Without adding HBO to my already bloated television package, how was I going to watch Game of Thrones? I was lucky enough...
Where’s Carl?!

Where’s Carl?!

NEW SHIRT!!!  Where’s Carl?! Shirts based on this very comic are live at Sharksplode! Where’s Carl? NOT where you told him to be, that’s for damn sure. That kid is exactly where he is NOT supposed to be (where ever the most zombies are), doing...
Guest Comic By Lar deSouza

Guest Comic By Lar deSouza

Nothing says, “I bought you some stuff from the Internet,” like buying people stuff from the Internet.  JoCo Cruise Crazy II guest week starts now! I will be on a boat all week with about half of the Internet and a dozen or so of my close friends and at...
From The Makers Of Abilomaxocilizor

From The Makers Of Abilomaxocilizor

1000’s of words you’ve never read! Dozens of images you’ve never seen! Embarrassing crap I drew in highschool! BUY MY BOOKS! Pre-JocoCruiseCrazy Lo-Fi comics undulate ever floorward in a sort of heap! Which is to say it is 3:48am on the morning that...
The Final Problem

The Final Problem

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this “Fighting Time Lords” shirt for you. @sizemore twatted a tweet so good I had to ask for permission to make it into a comic. Luckily he obliged, and thus you have the only ending to House that I will ever accept....
#truemetalfacts

#truemetalfacts

“George Hurt You” shirts are in the store!!! I am sort of obsessed with the VH1 Classic show Metal Evolution. It chronicles the origins of metal from the earliest Celto-Scandinavian troll worshiping proto-Druids to today’s loud and angry angry-loud...
The Fringe Candidates

The Fringe Candidates

You’re The Last Of The Timelords, Charlie Brown Your foreign policy record is questionable at best, and you have yet to form a coherent theory as to where Nina Sharp’s true allegiance lies. What makes you think you can lead this country?  Sorry, non-Fringe...
A Good Day To Buy

A Good Day To Buy

“Winter Is Coming” shirts are now IN THE STORE!!! [based on this comic] Thanks to Lar, who inspired this comic via a twitter exchange a couple of weeks ago. Lar has some AMAZING prints for sale, including all 11 Doctors as totes adorbs bunnies. There is a...
Welcome To The Rock

Welcome To The Rock

“George Hurt You” shirts are in the store!!! I like to imagine that if Jorge Garcia and Sam Niel backed out of J.J. Abrams‘ Alcatraz due to extreme insulaphobia, the producers would just go down the list of combination Lost and Jurrasic Park stars....
Somewhere In Time And Relative Dimension In Space

Somewhere In Time And Relative Dimension In Space

  Just before The Doctor saves the planet, that bitch Harriet Jones jerks it out from under him. ARRRRRRRGH! I owe a lot to Mystery Science Theater 3000. In all honesty I owe my job to that show. I didn’t realize it at the time, but every episode of MST3K I...
What Is The Deal With Airline Peanuts?

What Is The Deal With Airline Peanuts?

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this “Fighting Time Lords” shirt for you! While I wait for TBS to complete its inevitable transition into the “24 Hour Seinfeld Rerun Network” I satiate my need for unlikable characters dissecting the...
I Know My First Name Is Santa

I Know My First Name Is Santa

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this Three Wheaton Moon shirt. You can buy it! Then you can wear it! Only two steps to total geeky happiness? Sign me up! Lifetime: The Network Your Aunt Likes (You know that ONE aunt? The one that moved back in with your grandma...
¿Terra? No Va

¿Terra? No Va

“Winter Is Coming” shirts are now IN THE STORE!!! [based on this comic] “¿Terra? No Va” translates to “Terra? Doesn’t Go.” As in, “With such a great premise Terra Nova could go SO MANY AMAZING PLACES, but choses not...
How It’s Laid

How It’s Laid

OMG FOR THE LOVE OF KRAMPUS, CAN WE PLEASE MAKE #howitslaid A THING?! PLEASE?! It’s all I want for Christmas.  Earlier this week I was live tweeting an episode of How It’s Made where, from the sounds of it, they were either hand-crafting horse saddles or...
Is Your Incorporeal Clock Ticking?

Is Your Incorporeal Clock Ticking?

“George Hurt You” shirts are in the store!!! Me, Randy Milholland, David Willis, Danielle Corsetto, Jeph Jaques, Rob Denbleyker and MORE will be at the Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage panel/signing event on December 10th and 11th. It is always a good...
The Boy Who Waited

The Boy Who Waited

Nothing says, “I bought you some stuff from the Internet,” like buying people stuff from the Internet.  Me, Randy Milholland, David Willis, Danielle Corsetto, Jeph Jaques, Rob Denbleyker and MORE will be at the Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage...
Comfortably Numb

Comfortably Numb

“Winter Is Coming” shirts are now IN THE STORE!!! [based on this comic] Me, Randy Milholland, David Willis, Danielle Corsetto, Jeph Jaques, Rob Denbleyker and MORE will be at the Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage panel/signing event on December 10th and...
Not Cool Cool Cool Cool, NBC

Not Cool Cool Cool Cool, NBC

Not cool cool cool cool at all.  TV actors live under the constant threat of their livelihoods being ripped away by some faceless executive. Which I suppose is better than having their faces ripped away by some lifeless executive. It has to be an unbelievable shock...
The Hip Hop And The White Funk

The Hip Hop And The White Funk

HijiNKS ENSUE Holiday Cards are back!   AWESOME NEWS! My Desertbus auction to appear in a HijiNKS ENSUE comic raised $410 for Child’s Play. Thanks to all who bid and especially to Fancy Bastard Luke T. who won! FANCY BASTARD ASSEMBLE Limited print update:...
The State Of The Universe

The State Of The Universe

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this “Fighting Time Lords” shirt for you! No, really. Specifically FOR YOU. [Sorry, non-Doctor Who fans. This one doesn’t make any sense to you.] The Whitehouse’s official stance on aliens, UFO’s and...
Wheaton Comic Dare: Sterling Cooper Maverick Goose

Wheaton Comic Dare: Sterling Cooper Maverick Goose

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this “Fighting Time Lords” shirt for you! No, really. Specifically FOR YOU. Occasionally Wil Wheaton dares me to turn random tweets into comics. This burden, this curse is mine alone to carry. One day I will find a...
A Real Fixer-Upper

A Real Fixer-Upper

“Winter Is Coming” shirts are now IN THE STORE!!! [based on this comic] American Horror Story is only 5 episodes in and it’s already banana tits insane. Every single day 100 unspeakable horrors  happen to the family in the murder house, any one of...
A Wrong Turn At Albuquerque

A Wrong Turn At Albuquerque

“Winter Is Coming” shirts are now IN THE STORE!!! [based on this comic] If regular episodes of Breaking Bad give me ulcers, the season finales typically cause my stomach to attempt to digest itself. I can’t really comment on this Sunday’s...
Warp Factor 1080p. Engage.

Warp Factor 1080p. Engage.

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this Three Wheaton Moon shirt. You can buy it! Then you can wear it! Only two steps to total geeky happiness? Sign me up! I was super excited to hear that Star Trek: TNG was finally coming to Blu-Ray in HD. They are going back...
Causality And FX

Causality And FX

Alternate Title: Tera Novella Before you jump up my ass, YES I know they wrote off the possibility of a paradox in the pilot of Terra Nova by saying the past they travel to is in an “alternate time stream.” More on why I think that’s bullshit later....
Accepting WHO I Am

Accepting WHO I Am

I’ve felt this change coming for a long time and “Let’s Kill Hitler” finally pushed me over the edge. Matt Smith is my favorite Doctor. It’s not JUST him, it’s the whole show really. I guess I should rephrase and say “Matt...

Bonus Comic For Fans Of The @Nerdist Podcast

I enjoy me some Nerdist Podcast, so while listening to Chris Hardwick lament about a topsy turvy world where no one but himself knew what cottage cheese was, I was inspired to make this comic. WARNING: This comic makes MUCH more sense if  you have listened to Nerdist...
Winter Is Coming

Winter Is Coming

UPDATE: “Winter Is Coming” shirts are now IN THE STORE!!! I’ve been tossing this Calvin and Hobbes meets Game of Thrones idea around for a while. Originally it was going to be Calvin/Jon Snow and Hobbes/Sam standing atop the wall mirroring the dialog...
Hello, Harkness, My Old Friend

Hello, Harkness, My Old Friend

Big thanks to Mike Phirman for letting me use his Tweet as the title to this comic. You MUST check out his new album! He was one of the big standout performances at this year’s w00tstock (a show about which he just released a very funny new song). Alternate...
The Tell-Tale Brains

The Tell-Tale Brains

THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS BACK!!! The newly relaunched HE Store is up and running over at Blind Ferret. Please go check it out and maybe buy a book or a shirt or something. Shirts will begin shipping soon, now that we are all back from Comic-Con. What’s that in...
Ghost Protocol

Ghost Protocol

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our University of Gallifrey Fighting Time Lords Shirt over at Sharksplode. The newly relaunched HE Store is up and running over at Blind Ferret. Please go check it out and maybe buy a book or a shirt or...