La Semana De Los Tiburones

La Semana De Los Tiburones

THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS BACK!!! The newly relaunched HE Store is up and running over at Blind Ferret. Please go check it out and maybe buy a book or a shirt or something. Shirts will begin shipping soon, now that we are all back from Comic-Con. Alternate Title:...
Emergency Contact

Emergency Contact

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our University of Gallifrey Fighting Time Lords Shirt over at Sharksplode. CONVENTION NEWS: Connecticon is right now!!!. Come see me and David and Ryan and Lar and the Explosm quadruplets and much many mores!...
Got GoT?

Got GoT?

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our Wesley’s Big Adventure Shirt over at Sharksplode. My Friend Lar saw this shirt and drew THIS. It’s amazingly wonderful. Anybody hear about this Game Of Thrones show? No? I guess it sort of flew...
There’s No Basement On The Enterprise

There’s No Basement On The Enterprise

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our Wesley’s Big Adventure Shirt over at Sharksplode. There also aren’t any bathrooms. Last night Wil tweeted a bit about watching Pee Wee’s Big Adventure. It reminded me a line in his book,...
Jesse Katsopolis And The Spiders From Mars

Jesse Katsopolis And The Spiders From Mars

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our University of Gallifrey Fighting Time Lords Shirt over at Sharksplode. STORE NEWS: The HijiNKS ENSUE Store is closed for a few weeks so I can make some big, exciting changes. [READ MORE HERE] In the...
The Mystery Box

The Mystery Box

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our University of Gallifrey Fighting Time Lords Shirt over at Sharksplode. BIG NEWS! The HijiNKS ENSUE Store will be shutting down for a few weeks so I can make some big, exciting changes. [READ MORE HERE] If...
The Ivy-Wivey League

The Ivy-Wivey League

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! This comic is inspired by our Gallifrey University Fighting Time Lords Shirt which you can purchase now over at Sharksplode. You can read more about it on Wheaton’s Tumblr and the Sharksplode Blogsplode. Splode....
Conspiracy

Conspiracy

Ovipositor Shirts ONLY $11!!! Last Chance Probably Forever!!! “The Doctor Is In” shirt based off the “You’re The Last of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown” comic is here! Alternate Title: Look, Up In The Sky. It’s A Flightless,...
The Second Time Around

The Second Time Around

TORONTO: I AM COMING FOR YOU! TCAF is this weekend! I will be at table 222 (with Topatoco) on the 2nd floor Saturday 5/7 and Sunday 5/8. I will have books 1 and 2 (and I will draw dumb things in them for you), stickers, buttons, prints (probably a “The Doctor Is...
Blasphormers

Blasphormers

My Heart Is A Hate-filled Pineapple T-Shirts are Alive and Pulsating @ Sharksplode!!! NEW HE PODCAST – Episode 83 “Ass Merkins” The soaps were scented in various Autobot flavors. Diesel for Optimus Prime, New Van Smell for Ironhide, Lilac for...
The Ballerina And The Marmoset

The Ballerina And The Marmoset

“The Doctor Is In” shirt based off the “You’re The Last of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown” comic is here! NEW HE PODCAST – Episode 83 “Ass Merkins” I will save commenting on the Doctor Who season premiere, “The...
A Conundrum Of Fancy Chairs

A Conundrum Of Fancy Chairs

What I know about Game Of Thrones: It’s an HBO mini-series based off a very popular book series by George R. R. Martin (I assume that’s a Tolkien reference) and all geeks seem to love it. What I do not know about Game Of Thrones: Anything else. I can tell...
Gastrological Phenomena

Gastrological Phenomena

[Posting this a few days late for my friend Mikey Neumann’s birthday, but let’s all pretend it’s still Saturday. Shhh… nobody tell him.] My friend Mikey and I lived this comic via Twitter a few days ago, so I decided to draw it up as a birthday...
You’re The Last Of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown

You’re The Last Of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown

UPDATE: THE SHIRTS ARE HERE!!! If you are waiting on your copy of HE Book 2, PLEASE READ THIS!!! I scoured the Internet, positive that someone had already done this. How, in the grand scheme of pop-culture references, had no one ever put these two ideas together?...
Abracadaver

Abracadaver

AND MY AXE! THERE IS A NEW HE PODCAST!!! EPISODE 82 – C2E2 2011 Webcomics Rountable featuring: Joel Watson of HijiNKS ENSUE, Kris Wilson and Rob DenBleyker of Cyanide and Happiness, Ryan Sohmer of Least I Could Do, and Danielle Corsetto from Girls With...
Moore’s Law

Moore’s Law

TEAM EDWARD [James Olmos] THERE IS A NEW HE PODCAST!!! EPISODE 82 – C2E2 2011 Webcomics Rountable featuring: Joel Watson of HijiNKS ENSUE, Kris Wilson and Rob DenBleyker of Cyanide and Happiness, Ryan Sohmer of Least I Could Do, and Danielle Corsetto from Girls...
Regional Nomenclature

Regional Nomenclature

TEAM EDWARD [James Olmos] THERE IS A NEW HE PODCAST!!! EPISODE 82 – C2E2 2011 Webcomics Rountable featuring: Joel Watson of HijiNKS ENSUE, Kris Wilson and Rob DenBleyker of Cyanide and Happiness, Ryan Sohmer of Least I Could Do, and Danielle Corsetto from Girls...
C2E2 2011 Fancy Sketches Part 2

C2E2 2011 Fancy Sketches Part 2

EWOK STAAAAAARRREEEEEE!!! If you preordered HE Book 2, please read the updated shipping times on THIS PAGE. Here are some more nice pieces of paper which were ruined by me at C2E2 2011. I hope you enjoy them. COMMENTERS: It’s up to you this time. I’m still...
C2E2 2011 Fancy Sketches Part 1

C2E2 2011 Fancy Sketches Part 1

EWOK STAAAAAARRREEEEEE!!! If you preordered HE Book 2, please read the updated shipping times on THIS PAGE. I had an amazing time in Chicago. Special thanks to my boothmates Randy, David and Danielle. By our powers combined, we were… able to afford the booth....
Guest Comic By Tom Brazelton Of “Theater Hopper”

Guest Comic By Tom Brazelton Of “Theater Hopper”

C2E2 IN CHICAGO IS THIS WEEKEND!!! I will be there with Randy [Something*Positive], Danielle [Girls With Slingshots] and David [Shortpacked & Dumbing Of Age]! Read more about it HERE. TEAM EDWARD [James Olmos] THERE IS A NEW HE PODCAST!!! EPISODE 81 – DICK...
From The Ashes, A Sheenix Rises

From The Ashes, A Sheenix Rises

C2E2 IN CHICAGO IS THIS WEEKEND!!! I will be there with Randy [Something*Positive], Danielle [Girls With Slingshots] and David [Shortpacked & Dumbing Of Age]! Read more about it HERE. EWOK STAAAAAARRREEEEEE!!! THERE IS A NEW HE PODCAST!!! EPISODE 81 – DICK...
The Captain’s Prerogative

The Captain’s Prerogative

AND MY AXE! MEEEEDLY MEEEEEDLY SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!! ALL NEW REDESIGNED “AND MY AXE” SHIRTS ARE IN THE STORE! Last chance for Ladies Heather Grey “And My Axe” shirts! NEW HE Podcast in which we discuss the possibility of Nathan Fillion buying...
Persistence Of Motion

Persistence Of Motion

AND MY AXE! MEEEEDLY MEEEEEDLY SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!! ALL NEW REDESIGNED “AND MY AXE” SHIRTS ARE IN THE STORE! Last chance for Ladies Heather Grey “And My Axe” shirts! NEW HE Podcast! Episode 80: HERES’S THE LINK This is indeed...
Assisted Mobility

Assisted Mobility

Sharktopus Vs. DinoVampire Vs. CyberYeti! The Science Fiction TV-Movie Title Generator Shirt!!! Here’s some reference material in case this comic is causing you to have a confusion stroke. If it isn’t then we can probably be best friends. As I delve deeper...
Maybe In A Walternate Dimension

Maybe In A Walternate Dimension

THE GEEKIEST OF ALL BRITISH KNIGHTS ON ONE SHIRT!!! NEW HE PODCAST [episode 79] IS HERE! Hours of extra podcast (including a Post Show where I sing autotuned 80’s pop hits) are HERE for Vault Subscribers. Fringe star says fans need to campaign NOW to save the...
The Bad News Bearer

The Bad News Bearer

THE GEEKIEST OF ALL BRITISH KNIGHTS ON ONE SHIRT!!! NEW HE PODCAST [episode 79] IS HERE! Hours of extra podcast (including a Post Show where I sing autotuned 80’s pop hits) are HERE for Vault Subscribers. Firefly returns to cable — in HD Watch Community’s...
Culturally Biased

Culturally Biased

Team Edward [James Olmos] Shirts at Topatoco! NEW HE PODCAST [episode 78] IS HERE! Hours of extra podcast are HERE for Vault Subscribers. Check out my good friend Tom Brislin’s video-song cover of Joe Jackson’s “Steppin’ Out.” HE Podcast...
The B-S-G-B-I-B-L-E

The B-S-G-B-I-B-L-E

ONLY 20 UFE’s LEFT AND ONLY 4 days left to get them: There are 20 Ultimate Fancy Editions of the book left and the files must be fully proofed and turned into the printer by Sunday 1/30/2011. Once those last UFE’s are sold I will have covered 100% of the...
Paralleloquels

Paralleloquels

There is a new HE Podcast. Download episode 77! You can still order Ultimate Fancy Editions of HE Book 2 AND get your name in the book until I tell you otherwise. Could be a few more days, or longer. Not Sure Yet. Feel free to use the new term I’ve invented,...
Of Capes And Cowls

Of Capes And Cowls

READ READ READ READ: This is your LAST WEEK to order an Ultimate Fancy Edition of Book 2 AND get your name in the book. Files go to the printer on January 15th. After that you will still be able to order a UFE but you will NOT necessarily be listed in the book on the...
Failed Enterprises

Failed Enterprises

HEY LOOK AT THIS: This is your LAST WEEK to order an Ultimate Fancy Edition of Book 2 AND get your name in the book. Files go to the printer on January 15th. After that you will still be able to order a UFE but you will NOT be listed in the book on the Fancy Bastard...
The Blue Box Binge

The Blue Box Binge

BOOK 2 NEEDS YOUR HELP! The deadline for ordering the Ultimate Fancy Edition AND getting your name in the book on the Fancy Wall of Fancy Fame is January 15th!!! There are less than half of the 150 UFE’s left and I really need to sell ALL OF THEM to get the...
Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey… Stuff

Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey… Stuff

BOOK 2 NEEDS YOUR HELP! The book has to be to the printer in EARLY JANUARY so if you want an Ultimate Fancy Edition AND you want your name in the book, you need to order NOW. There are about half of the 150 UFE’s left and I really need to sell ALL OF THEM to get...
The Joy Of Cooking

The Joy Of Cooking

BOOK 2 UPDATE/ANNOUNCEMENT! The book has to be to the printer in less than 2 weeks so if you want an Ultimate Fancy Edition AND you want your name in the book, you need to order NOW. I am also taking the UFE’s down from 200 to 150 signed and numbered packs due...
Self-Depritweeting

Self-Depritweeting

Get your HijiNKS ENSUE Book 2 Preoder on! GO HERE NOW! 1/3 of the Ultimate Fancy Editions are already gone! Also, I can now accept preorders via Check or Money Order. Thursday Dec. 16th is your last chance to order something from the HE Store and get it by Dec. 24th...
I Mean About Future Calamity

I Mean About Future Calamity

Get your HijiNKS ENSUE Book 2 Preoder on! GO HERE NOW! Over 1/4 of the Ultimate Fancy Editions are already gone! Enjoy this Lo-FijiNKS comic while I am at Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage in Austin this weekend and with David, Danielle, Randy, Jeph, Bill, and...
Now You CDC Me, Now You Don’t

Now You CDC Me, Now You Don’t

The HijiNKS ENSUE Book 2 Presale has started! GO HERE NOW! TEXAS FANCY BASTARDS: Come to Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage in Austin this weekend and hang out with me, David, Danielle, Randy, Jeph, Bill, and  Josh. Episode 73 of The HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast is up!...
The Final Stage Is Acceptance

The Final Stage Is Acceptance

Are you surprised Fox is slowly and calmly building a Fringe-sized coffin? Seeing as we have already established the Fringe is the best Sci-Fi show on TV, and FOX’s Doom Engine is powered by geek tears, you shouldn’t be. I honestly think Fringe is one of...
Hulk: El Hombre Increíble

Hulk: El Hombre Increíble

UPDATE: Or maybe this didn’t happen at all. In the same week it was announced that former TV Hulk, Lou “The Ferrigs” Ferrigno, was joining Steven “Fat Karate” Seagal in the Arizona Anti-Illegal Immigration Marauder Posse Squad Strike...
The Werewolf Diaries

The Werewolf Diaries

NEWS: British Knights Shirt! – Ovipositor Shirt! – Dragon’s Lair Webcomics Rampage! The one and only thing I appreciate about Mtv’s Teen Wolf adaptation is that the townsfolk in the trailer seem to react to werewolves with reasonable levels of...
From The Makers Of Moon Wine

From The Makers Of Moon Wine

Please accept this Lo-FijiNKS comic substitute while I am in Austin, TX with SCARY UNCLE RANDY this weekend at AUSTIN COMIC CON. I will have giant prints of the Austin-Inspired BBQ Comic! PLUS there will be a joint HE/S*P Meetup after the show Saturday Night [DETAILS...
Stop, Hey What’s That Sound?

Stop, Hey What’s That Sound?

“There is a key issue that we do not see eye to eye on and on this issue I refuse to back down. That is the issue of your brains and my desire to eat them because they are delicious and also BRAAAAAAAINS!” David went to the Rally To Restore Sanity and/or...
Yo, DIY! Let’s Kick It!

Yo, DIY! Let’s Kick It!

“Word To Your Subcontractor.” When I watched The Vanilla Ice Project (which, as far as I can tell, is a real thing and NOT a practical joke being played on Robert Van Winkle, me or the public as a whole) I never got a clear impression if Mr. Van Winkle...
The Doctor Is Win

The Doctor Is Win

Alternate Title: “Horrible Fears A Who” This comic started as a commission for a reader named Justin who I met at Dallas Animefest 2010. His idea was for a “Doctor vs. Doctor” duel with The Good Doctor triumphing over the horrible doctor. I...
A Man Has Needs

A Man Has Needs

This Wetworks pilot from J.J. Abrams (starring Michael Emerson and Terry O’Quinn) probably isn’t trying to be the next LOST <cough>FlashForward</cough>, but the connection to the geek-favorite frustration bonanza is certainly part of the...
Chief Engineer 57

Chief Engineer 57

REVEALED: Star Trek: Next Gen cast almost included Wesley Snipes THIS WEEKEND IS BALTIMORE COMIC CON!!! I will be in the Artist Alley at table A164 with Fancy Bastard Alex (Mechamenchi) at my side. Baltimore FB meetup will be Saturday night August 28th around 7:30 or...
I Have Found It!

I Have Found It!

Congrats to Amy, Jaime and the cast of crew of Eureka for their fifth season pick up! If you don’t watch Eureka, now is a great time to start. It’s smart, geeky and funny and a new episode airs tonight on Syfy. According to the twitters, an upcoming...
Heroes Con 2010 Fancy Sketch Comic

Heroes Con 2010 Fancy Sketch Comic

Thanks to all the North Carolinian Fancy Bastards that came out to say hi at Heroes Con this year! I had a great time. Special thanks to Evan and Paul for being quality room mates for the weekend and to FB’s John, Amber and Mike (plus Mrs. Mike and daughter...
Historical Fiction

Historical Fiction

I dedicate this comic to Paul, who seems to actually enjoy this stupid-ass show. HEROES CON in CHARLOTTE, NC is THIS WEEKEND!!! Here’s a handy map that I made so that you can easily locate your favorite webcomics artists on Indie Island. Also, TODAY IS MY...