Nothing says, “I bought you some stuff from the Internet,” like buying people stuff from the Internet. AUSTING COMIC CON IS THIS WEEKEND!!! [MORE INFO] November 11-13 at the Austin Convention Center! Look for me in the artist alley. The problem with 3D technology in modern cinema is that is it usually an unnecessary add-on designed to create [...]
HijiNKS ENSUE Holiday Cards are back! Alternate Horribly Long Horrible Title: Highlander IIb: The Treat Or Trickening: There Can Be Only One Funsize Kit-Kat Per Costumed Child Over the course of the Halloween week (All Hallows Week or Halloweek), I watched John Carptenter’s original Halloween at least thrice (if not fource). I realized I had [...]
HijiNKS ENSUE Holiday Cards are back! Holy crap in a sack of butts, I had totally forgotten how terrible Johnny Mnemonic was. I mean, I remembered that it was bad, but having not seen it since I was 14, I did not specifically remember that nearly every line was was both written and delivered with [...]
![Hey, Obiwan. Hey, Yoda. Hey Da-- WHOAH WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY!? [vrrrrrrkZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!]](http://hijinksensue.com/comics-archive/2011-10-31-something-weird-and-it-dont-look-good.jpg "Hey, Obiwan. Hey, Yoda. Hey Da-- WHOAH WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY!? [vrrrrrrkZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!]")
“George Hurt You” shirts are in the store!!! “Seriously! Who is that young ghost dude with the Sith-eating grin on his face? I’ve never seen him before in my life.” I know I typically dress up the HE characters for HE-ween, but since I already did that for the “Fancy Bastards Assemble” print just last [...]
Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this “Fighting Time Lords” shirt for you! No, really. Specifically FOR YOU. [For the confusified...] The man is a machine! And not the “rise up and destroy humanity” kind. He’s more the “I’m making the biggest super hero movie of all time, but I’ve got a weekend [...]
FANCY BASTARDS ASSEMBLE! Here’s your chance to help me do something very special for my family and in return get something very special of your own. SHORT VERSION: For $35 you (and 99 other Fancy Bastards) will get the “Fancy Bastards Assemble!” 11″x 17″ print, plus an additional signed, large sized 11″x 17″ print of [...]
![Take the knife train to throat town, and I'll meet you at the station. Gotta be there by 4: 30. I've made our reservation. Don't be slow. Oh no no no. Oh NoO! NO! NOOOO! OH GOD!!! NOOOOOO! [gurgle... SPLUT... glurrrrghhhh...]](http://hijinksensue.com/comics-archive/2011-10-03-far-beyond-driven.jpg "Take the knife train to throat town, and I'll meet you at the station. Gotta be there by 4: 30. I've made our reservation. Don't be slow. Oh no no no. Oh NoO! NO! NOOOO! OH GOD!!! NOOOOOO! [gurgle... SPLUT... glurrrrghhhh...]")
UPDATE: “Winter Is Coming” shirts are now IN THE STORE!!! [based on this comic] On our rare kidless night off, I took my wife to see Drive. I was completely ready to write it off as as substituted-Statham drive/murder/fuck movie [hell, one of those words IS the title of the film], but the reviews I [...]
Alternate Title: Emergency V-Section The only thing I know for sure about Twilight: Breaking Dawn is that the director own’s one of my Team Edward shirts, because his partner bought it for him at Comic-Con this year. He was a nice guy (the partner, never met the director) and apparently he bought most of the BSG props [...]
Why did I make this comic? Event Horizon is neither recent, nor topical, nor good, nor not terrible. I’ll tell you why [I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs]. It came on TV a few days ago and I, having not seen it in over a decade, remembering it was awful, but not remember exactly [...]
Alternate Title: “The Prestige” The year 2015, otherwise known as THE FUTURE, is rapidly approaching and before it gets here I have two questions: 1)What exactly happens to us as a society in the next 4 years that leads to flying cars, hover boards, dustless paper, advanced de-aging treatments and simultaneously gives us shittier TV [...]
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