[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ8AKEHTAGs]
Not to mention underwhelming.
“In space, no one can hear you weld!”
UPDATE:
Here’s the legitimate trailer.
Tag Archives: movies
Diggers love monster-on-landmark sex
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Apparently Josh liked the movie:
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Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2008 01:52:19 -0600 [12:52:19 AM MST]
From: Josh
To: Joel Watson
Subject: OMG OMG OMGMAXIMUM LIBERTY FACE RAPE
SERIOUSLY IT WAS AWESOME HOLY FUCK BEANS
–josh
Doug Benson Love(d) Movies
I was looking for something funny to listen to while I draw the comic and came across Doug Benson Love’s Movies. It’s a comedy Podcast where Doug Benson (from VH1’s Best Week Ever) and another comedian talk about the movies that are coming out that week and destroy them. Looks like they stopped producing the show sometime last year, so i am going through the archives now. There are about 30 total and they feature most of my favorite comedians:
Brian Posehn
Patton Oswalt
Maria Bamford
Sarah Silverman
David Cross
Bob Odenkirk
Zach Galifianakis
Paul F. Tompkins
Paul Scheer
Bil Dwyer
The best part is the “Leonard Maltin Game” they play in each show where the guest finds a movie from the 80’s or 90’s in Leonard Maltin’s book and reads the actors names in reverse order (bit parts to stars) until Doug can guess the movie.
If you like it when people make fun of things (and if you’re reading this, you probably do) check it out.
You can’t buy a cottage with hipster indie cred
David Cross is fucking awesome. Kudos to him for not taking shit about being in “Alvin and the Chipmunks.” (Most) actors are real people and need to work to pay the bills. Sometimes that means showing up for 2 weeks of shooting a crappy movie so you can buy a house.
All you know about me is what Ive sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.
I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
And you bought one.
“Hooker with a Penis” ToolÂ
Michael, I’ve just made a huge mistake
Gob Bluth is the voice of K.I.T.T.? I don’t know if thats the coolest thing I’ve ever heard or some kind of cruel trick…(sorry) illusion.
If you’ve never met the real Eli and you would like to get to know him better, just watch this.
“Machine Girl” is basically a love letter to Eli’s brain written in arm stump blood, with a machine gun, on your face.
Last thing: I was talking to the Internet and I asked him what it would be like if an electric carving knife was sodomizing a watermelon. Then I cried because I knew we would never know. The Internet smiled and said, “I thought you’d know me better by now.” Then he unzipped his pants and raped my eye-holes with this video.
The only thing that would make it better would be someone screaming in German throughout the whole clip. THANKS, INTERNET!!! YOU”VE BLINDED ME WITH YOUR PENIS AGAIN!