Fancy Bastards Assemble!

Fancy Bastards Assemble!

FANCY BASTARDS ASSEMBLE! Here’s your chance to help me do something very special for my family and in return get something very special of your own. SHORT VERSION: For $35 you (and 99 other Fancy Bastards) will get the “Fancy Bastards Assemble!”...
Far Beyond Driven

Far Beyond Driven

UPDATE: “Winter Is Coming” shirts are now IN THE STORE!!! [based on this comic] On our rare kidless night off, I took my wife to see Drive. I was completely ready to write it off as as substituted-Statham drive/murder/fuck movie [hell, one of those words...
Drac-doula

Drac-doula

Alternate Title: Emergency V-Section The only thing I know for sure about Twilight: Breaking Dawn is that the director own’s one of my Team Edward shirts, because his partner bought it for him at Comic-Con this year. He was a nice guy (the partner, never met the...
They Get The SPACE… MADNESS!

They Get The SPACE… MADNESS!

Why did I make this comic? Event Horizon is neither recent, nor topical, nor good, nor not terrible. I’ll tell you why [I’ll teach your grandmother to suck eggs]. It came on TV a few days ago and I, having not seen it in over a decade, remembering it was...
Kids With The Fluxed Up Kicks

Kids With The Fluxed Up Kicks

Alternate Title: “The Prestige” The year 2015, otherwise known as THE FUTURE, is rapidly approaching and before it gets here I have two questions: 1)What exactly happens to us as a society in the next 4 years that leads to flying cars, hover boards,...
Wheaton Comic Dare: Your Last Lachance

Wheaton Comic Dare: Your Last Lachance

Wil Wheaton wields a power most terrible. The power to dare me to turn Tweets into comics. Should you fear this power? Most definitely. More than you fear the awakening of The Beard? Probably not. That sounds like bad news for everybody. I somehow found myself...
The Cranksport ‘Em Up

The Cranksport ‘Em Up

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this Three Wheaton Moon shirt. You can buy it! Then you can wear it! Only two steps to total geeky happiness? Sign me up! Those of you that follow me on Twitter saw this comic get written in real time earlier tonight as I watched...
Houston, We Have Plausible Deniability

Houston, We Have Plausible Deniability

THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN BUY STUFF!!! While waiting for a show to start at C2E2 in Chicago this year, I saw the trailer for Apollo 18 at least a dozen times. Every single time I thought it was for Transformers: Turn Off The Moon (In Space No...
The Consummate Tweaker

The Consummate Tweaker

THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN BUY STUFF!!! I’m not even mad at George Lucas any more. He’s successfully divorced me from all personal ownership or warm feelings I had towards Star Wars and turned the franchise into this weird, abstract...
One Louder

One Louder

THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN BUY STUFF!!! Where can you go from there? Where? No where? Exactly. Hooray for making comics with multiple obscure seemingly unrelated references that exactly not quite 5% of you will get [Kermit Arms]!!! This one has...
Curiosity Kills

Curiosity Kills

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our University of Gallifrey Fighting Time Lords Shirt over at Sharksplode. The newly relaunched HE Store is up and running over at Blind Ferret. Please go check it out and maybe buy a book or a shirt or...
Check And Mate

Check And Mate

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our University of Gallifrey Fighting Time Lords Shirt over at Sharksplode. You know that thing where you try to make fun of a stupid movie premise by assuming the absolute dumbest thing they could possibly do...
Live By The Sword

Live By The Sword

THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS BACK!!! The newly relaunched HE Store is up and running over at Blind Ferret. Please go check it out and maybe buy a book or a shirt or something. Shirts will be shipping after we all get back from Comic-Con. I saw Deathly Hallows Part 2...
Although Nothing Seems Right

Although Nothing Seems Right

“The Doctor Is In” shirt based off the “You’re The Last of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown” comic is here! San Diego ComiCon is in a week! I will be with Ryan and Lar and Danielle at the Blind Ferret Booth in the Webcomic area. Row 13 I...
Emergency Contact

Emergency Contact

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our University of Gallifrey Fighting Time Lords Shirt over at Sharksplode. CONVENTION NEWS: Connecticon is right now!!!. Come see me and David and Ryan and Lar and the Explosm quadruplets and much many mores!...
The Möbius Explosion

The Möbius Explosion

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our Wesley’s Big Adventure Shirt over at Sharksplode. CONVENTION NEWS: Connecticon is almost right now!!!. Come see me and David and Ryan and Lar and the Explosm quadruplets and much many mores! [I am...
There’s No Basement On The Enterprise

There’s No Basement On The Enterprise

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our Wesley’s Big Adventure Shirt over at Sharksplode. There also aren’t any bathrooms. Last night Wil tweeted a bit about watching Pee Wee’s Big Adventure. It reminded me a line in his book,...
The Importance Of Seeing Ernest

The Importance Of Seeing Ernest

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our University of Gallifrey Fighting Time Lords Shirt over at Sharksplode. STORE NEWS: The HijiNKS ENSUE Store is closed for a few weeks so I can make some big, exciting changes. [READ MORE HERE] In the...
Green And Yellow, Black and White

Green And Yellow, Black and White

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our University of Gallifrey Fighting Time Lords Shirt over at Sharksplode. STORE NEWS: The HijiNKS ENSUE Store is closed for a few weeks so I can make some big, exciting changes. [READ MORE HERE] In the...
This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our University of Gallifrey Fighting Time Lords Shirt over at Sharksplode. ONLY TWO DAYS LEFT!!! The HijiNKS ENSUE Store will be shutting down for a few weeks so I can make some big, exciting changes. [READ...
A Friend Of A Friend

A Friend Of A Friend

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our University of Gallifrey Fighting Time Lords Shirt over at Sharksplode. I am closing out some current t-shirt and print designs. Please check out this blog post since the stuff on closeout probably...
X-Europeans

X-Europeans

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our University of Gallifrey Fighting Time Lords Shirt over at Sharksplode. I am closing out some current t-shirt and print designs. Please check out this blog post since the stuff on closeout probably...
Sn Sn

Sn Sn

Ovipositor Shirts ONLY $11!!! Last Chance Probably Forever!!! “The Doctor Is In” shirt based off the “You’re The Last of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown” comic is here! It has been said that the eyes are the windows to the soul. But when...
Blu-Ray Harvest – Episode II: Rerelease Of The Jedi

Blu-Ray Harvest – Episode II: Rerelease Of The Jedi

TORONTO: I AM COMING FOR YOU! TCAF is this weekend! I will be at table 222 (with Topatoco) on the 2nd floor Saturday 5/7 and Sunday 5/8. I will have books 1 and 2 (and I will draw dumb things in them for you), stickers, buttons, prints (probably a “The Doctor Is...
The Second Time Around

The Second Time Around

TORONTO: I AM COMING FOR YOU! TCAF is this weekend! I will be at table 222 (with Topatoco) on the 2nd floor Saturday 5/7 and Sunday 5/8. I will have books 1 and 2 (and I will draw dumb things in them for you), stickers, buttons, prints (probably a “The Doctor Is...
Undeniable Parallels

Undeniable Parallels

I watched Waterworld this weekend… again. For like the 500th time. At this points it’s unfair to even call it a “guilty pleasure.” It’s just a pleasure. There is so much to hate about that movie, but for some reason I find the whole to be...
Always Look On The Bright, Blinding Light Side Of Life

Always Look On The Bright, Blinding Light Side Of Life

“The Doctor Is In” shirt based off the “You’re The Last of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown” comic is here! Guys, it is seriously not that bad. We are all up to our eyeballs in freaking skulls here! We’re motherfucking skull-rich! I am...
The Boy Who Landscaped

The Boy Who Landscaped

“The Doctor Is In” shirt based off the “You’re The Last of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown” comic is here! Alternate Title: Peaches and Herbology Then, right as Neville lifts the Sword of Gryffindor above his head, his parents appear to him...
OMZ!

OMZ!

HEY! Where Is Superman’s Birth Certificate? T-shirt available now! If you are waiting on your copy of HE Book 2, PLEASE READ THIS!!! EWOK STARE T-Shirt and MORE in the HijiNKS ENSUE STORE! Alternate Title: OMFZ! “Hey Supes! You and Lois should come check...
Sound Financial Planning

Sound Financial Planning

If you are waiting on your copy of HE Book 2, PLEASE READ THIS!!! EWOK STARE T-Shirt and MORE in the HijiNKS ENSUE STORE! Now that I know where to put my money (or whatever we’re using for currency after the fall of man… gasoline, child slaves, bits of...
Afraid Of The Future

Afraid Of The Future

If you are waiting on your copy of HE Book 2, PLEASE READ THIS!!! The Chinese government has banned movies and TV shows that depict time travel. They did this presumably in order to prevent filmakers from depicting people traveling back to feudal China and realizes it...
C2E2 2011 Fancy Sketches Part 1

C2E2 2011 Fancy Sketches Part 1

EWOK STAAAAAARRREEEEEE!!! If you preordered HE Book 2, please read the updated shipping times on THIS PAGE. I had an amazing time in Chicago. Special thanks to my boothmates Randy, David and Danielle. By our powers combined, we were… able to afford the booth....
Guest Comic By Gordon McAlpin Of “Multiplex”

Guest Comic By Gordon McAlpin Of “Multiplex”

C2E2 IN CHICAGO IS THIS WEEKEND!!! I will be there with Randy [Something*Positive], Danielle [Girls With Slingshots] and David [Shortpacked & Dumbing Of Age]! Read more about it HERE. TEAM EDWARD [James Olmos] THERE IS A NEW HE PODCAST!!! EPISODE 81 – DICK...
Urban Renewal

Urban Renewal

The only geek greeting you’ll ever need! The Sci-Five! Get up on that Sci-Five shirt business! I thought we were just joking around, but apparently some dudes took the “we should build a murder robot statue” thing pretty seriously. Good for them. I...
Wheaton Comic Dare: Unwatchable At Any Speed

Wheaton Comic Dare: Unwatchable At Any Speed

Team Edward [James Olmos] Shirts at Topatoco! NEW HE PODCAST [episode 78] IS HERE! Hours of extra podcast are HERE for Vault Subscribers. New Lo-FiJINKS comic posted late last night! Driving back to Dallas from Austin today so colors and what not will be finished this...
The New Colossus

The New Colossus

The Royal Geeks of The British Empire: British Knights Shirts at Topatoco! I think the Mayor of Detroit is being a little short-sighted in rejecting a statue of Robocop in his city. From what I can gather from alarmist headlines and hearsay, Detroit is an apocalyptic...
Just Before The Dawn

Just Before The Dawn

Ewok Stare Shirts at Topatoco! I know this comic doesn’t make any sense. At Shitty Movie night at Josh IRL’s house we watched Mutant Zombie Vampires From The ‘Hood, starring one Mr. C. Thomas Howell. During a particularly unsexy “sex”...
Tumbling Out Of The Rabbit’s Hole

Tumbling Out Of The Rabbit’s Hole

WE FREAKING DID IT! All 150 Ultimate Fancy Editions of Book 2 have been sold. The presale is officially a success. Everyone that preordered a UFE or any other flavor of the book have my utmost gratitude. The order has been placed with the printer and the files will be...
Paralleloquels

Paralleloquels

There is a new HE Podcast. Download episode 77! You can still order Ultimate Fancy Editions of HE Book 2 AND get your name in the book until I tell you otherwise. Could be a few more days, or longer. Not Sure Yet. Feel free to use the new term I’ve invented,...
Old Friends, Familiar Faces

Old Friends, Familiar Faces

There is a new HE Podcast. Download episode 77! You can still order Ultimate Fancy Editions of HE Book 2 AND get your name in the book until I tell you otherwise. Could be a few more days, or longer. Not Sure Yet. I don’t mind Frodo being added to The Hobbit,...
Behold A Pale Horse

Behold A Pale Horse

READ READ READ READ: This is your LAST WEEK to order an Ultimate Fancy Edition of Book 2 AND get your name in the book. Files go to the printer on January 15th. After that you will still be able to order a UFE but you will NOT necessarily be listed in the book on the...
Failed Enterprises

Failed Enterprises

HEY LOOK AT THIS: This is your LAST WEEK to order an Ultimate Fancy Edition of Book 2 AND get your name in the book. Files go to the printer on January 15th. After that you will still be able to order a UFE but you will NOT be listed in the book on the Fancy Bastard...
The Best Shammy-Man In Hill Valley

The Best Shammy-Man In Hill Valley

BOOK 2 DEADLINE UPDATE! The deadline for ordering the Ultimate Fancy Edition AND getting your name in the book on the Fancy Wall of Fancy Fame is January 15th!!! Less than half of the 150 UFE’s remain! Show your support for HE and preorder the shit out of Book...
Identity Disk Jockeys

Identity Disk Jockeys

Get your HijiNKS ENSUE Book 2 Preoder on! GO HERE NOW! 1/3 of the Ultimate Fancy Editions are already gone! Also, I can now accept preorders via Check or Money Order. Going to see TRON: Legacy tonight. Some of you think it sucks (or SARKs),  and some of you think it...
It’s Time To Light The Lights

It’s Time To Light The Lights

Get your HijiNKS ENSUE Book 2 Preoder on! GO HERE NOW! Over 1/4 of the Ultimate Fancy Editions are already gone! TEXAS FANCY BASTARDS: Come to Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage in Austin this weekend and hang out with me, David, Danielle, Randy, Jeph, Bill, and...
What An As Hole

What An As Hole

UPDATE: The Book 2 presale has begun! This is a comic about multiple disappointments. The first is concerning NASA’s announcement that they found non-carbon-based life on earth found some bacteria that don’t die when you replace their phosphorus with...
The Werewolf Diaries

The Werewolf Diaries

NEWS: British Knights Shirt! – Ovipositor Shirt! – Dragon’s Lair Webcomics Rampage! The one and only thing I appreciate about Mtv’s Teen Wolf adaptation is that the townsfolk in the trailer seem to react to werewolves with reasonable levels of...
We Named The Blog Indiana

We Named The Blog Indiana

COME SEE ME AND SCARY UNCLE RANDY THIS WEEKEND (Nov 12-14) AT AUSTIN COMIC CON IN AUSTIN, TX! I will have giant prints of the Austin-Inspired BBQ Comic! PLUS there will be a joint HE/S*P Meetup after the show Saturday Night [DETAILS HERE]. There is also a new episode...
Adventures In Spelunkery

Adventures In Spelunkery

COME SEE ME AND SCARY UNCLE RANDY THIS WEEKEND (Nov 12-14) AT AUSTIN COMIC CON IN AUSTIN, TX! I will have giant prints of the Austin-Inspired BBQ Comic! Being found with your dick stuck between two rocks while pantsless cave exploring is the new being found in the...
Cursed, Hexed And Vexed

Cursed, Hexed And Vexed

I doubt it’s actually in real danger of cancellation (no I don’t), but according to sources (rumors) Marvel IS seriously trying to ruin Whedon’s Avengers by demanding a potentially impossibly low budget. COME SEE ME AND SCARY UNCLE RANDY THIS WEEKEND...