Podcasts: The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel

Dave McElfatrick and Joel Watson, two of the comedic minds behind the wildly popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoons, love playing guitar, love rock and roll and especially love making noise. Join Dave and Joel in The Noise Hole as they explore the music that defined their generation, recount famous and infamous rock star stories, and exorcise their personal rock and roll demons, all while improvising songs with a full band! It’s an hilarious celebration of alt. rock, grunge, punk, pop, emo, heavy metal and all things ROCK AND ROLL!

34 – Fish Hooked By Hummus Dildos

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Sink them teeth into a moldy-ass peach, cuz them Noise Bois, Dave and Joel, are kicking out some low key, low energy, low effort jams Juno soundtrack style. They also dig in their spurs, and get in touch with their country side again. And Gary? HOOOBOY, does Gary get in trouble. He’s been a naughty little drum goblin.

  • “Autumn Song (Daddy’s Attic Photos)” by Penfold or Mineral
  • “When A Father Gives His Son A Gimp Mask” by Penfold or Mineral
  • “Spinning A Surreptitious Dildo” by Dashboard Confessional
  • Back when Emo got a thesaurus 
  • “Illuminated With Fairy Lights” by Dashboard Confessional 
  • “Just Chill (When My Wife Goes To Bed)” by Some Other 90s Emo Band
  • “A Man Needs Hummus” by Country Dave and The Sandwich Fingerers
  • “I’ve Guy 2 Questions” by Travis Dangler and The Wrangler Strangers
  • Gary gets caught being VERY NAUGHTY!
  • You can’t get funky in a minor key
  • “3-Way Conversation” by Bassy Jake and The Funky Spunk Monks
  • Revisiting the idea that “jazz sucks” 
  • Signing up for higher frequency laughs
  • Jazz chat in a smokey club
  • Smoldering opinions on The Moldy Peaches
  • “The Matrix” theme by The Moldy Peaches
  • “Schindler’s List” theme by The Moldy Peaches
  • “Cape Fear” theme by The Moldy Peaches
  • “Terminator 2” theme by The Moldy Peaches
  • The Moldy Peaches do some movie pitches to Stevearino
  • “Forrest Gump” theme by The Moldy Peaches
  • “Joel Watson” theme by The Moldy Peaches
  • Dave’s moldy flashback to 2009
  • “Somewhere Out There (it’s Dave)” by Joelvel Mousekewitz
  • “Somewhere Out There” by 70’s Tom Waits
  • When your Internet man gets sad
  • “Cheering Up Tom Waits” by The Moldy Peaches
  • “Our Best Boys” by 70’s Tom Waits
  • All The Noise Bois are Trains
  • Dave and Joel’s worst experiences holding a guitar
  • “I’ll Apologize” by young Joel
  • “Baby, I Don’t Have A Lot Going On” by young Dave
  • “Show Me Your Tits” by Blink-182
  • “Lord, Oh Lord, You Gotta Show Me Them Titties” a traditional spiritual hymn
  • “I’m In The Lord’s Titty Army” by Dave and The Proddies
  • “Our God Has Some Awesome Tits” by Joel and The Wednesday Night Youth Group
  • “Our Lord Has Some Awesome Tits” by System of A Down
  • “Toxcicitine” by System of A Down ft. Gary
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by The Moldy Peaches ft. 70’s Tom Waits

33 – John Lennon’s Lethal Nipples

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What really broke up the Beatles? Was it Yoko? Band infighting? Or was it a plot so insidious that the very nipples on John Lennon’s chest weren’t safe from Paul’s ire? Also, LOTS of METALLICHAT-UH™. Dig in, Noise Bois!

  • “Airplane Friends” by Row 26, Seats A and B
  • Joel watched terrible, worthless movies on an airplane
  • Dave and Joel are pretty bad at Australian accents
  • “The Ballad of Me Fake Accent” by John Lennon
  • “It’s Sunny Outside” by Paul McCartney
  • “I’m Carrot Paul” by John Lennon
  • “My Name Is John” by Paul McCartney
  • “I’ve Been Plotting Your Death” by Paul McCartney
  • Dueling John Lennons
  • “Happiness Is A Warm Gun with The Safety On, Mark David Chapman” by John Lennon
  • “Lethal Nipples” by The Beatles
  • Joel’s happy about his sparkly, jangly riff
  • Patreon Spotlight Question: What about “Weird Al” Yankovic?
  • The Bois are DIVIDED over “Weird Al” 
  • The Dark Knight: “Weird Al” Edition
  • Dave’s guitar on The Antiques Roadshow
  • Dave’s pleased with his new thrasy tone
  • Metallichat: S&M II 
  • Why do we rag on Metallica so hard? 
  • “Nothing Else Matters, Besides Our Patreon” by Metallica
  • Reverse Covers: Bob Dylan and Guns N’ Roses
  • Check in with The Bouyees
  • Check in with Morissey
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Morrissey

32 – Rock & Roll Ambivalence

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I hope you’re ready for songs about sandwiches, and the nastiest, snottiest punk rock this side of London circa 1982, Noise Bois, because that’s precisely what you’re gonna get in this FIRST EVER Noise Hole episode recorded in THE ACTUAL NOISE HOLE!!!

  • “I’m A Hungry Boy” by John Mayer
  • John Mayer and Seal at Live 8
  • “Please Don’t Eat Me, Dude” by John Mayer and Seal 
  • Dave and Joel dive into the Noise Hole Actual
  • “The Ballad of Beautiful Noise Bois” by Dave McElfatrick
  • Dave defends Subway subway sandwiches
  • “A Message to The Leaders of The Free World” by Subway
  • Joel’s memories of Audioslave at Live 8
  • Green Day sells out to the NHL?
  • “Hockeycase” by Green Day
  • “Hockey Of The Day” by Metallica
  • Metallichat: James’s addiction relapse / Does being a millionaire destroy your rock/metal/punk cred?
  • Empathy for celebrity addicts vs. regular dickheads
  • Paul Rogers and Bad Mittens
  • Can music festivals save the Earth?
  • Rock & Roll Ambivalence with Van Halen
  • Van Halen isn’t allowed to play covers
  • “Smells Like Teen Spirit (Baby)” by Van Halen
  • “Jamie’s Cryin’’ by Nirvana 
  • Rock & Roll Conspiracies: Manic Street Preachers edition
  • “Messy Nessy” by Manic Street Preachers ft. Snotty Punks
  • “In The Beginning” by Johnny Boogers and Tony Skidmark
  • Dave’s fake snotty punk rock band, The Shits
  • “Your Granny’s Fanny” by The Shits
  • “Clint Eastwood” by The Shits
  • “Hashpipe” by The Shits
  • “Alive” by The Shits
  • The Shits are too crazy for Ozzy
  • “Crazy Train” by The Shits
  • “Fuck Gary” by The Shits
  • “Kiss From A Rose” by The Shits
  • “Thomas Campbell” by The Shits
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by The Shits
  • “Little Bastard” by The Shits

31 – Does This Rankle With You?

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It seems the Noise Bois were worried about Glenn Danzig’s employment situation, so Dave and Joel checked in and got WAY MORE than they bargained for. It’s a Danzig-centric episode, with bits of Ozzy and The Ramones tossed in for flavor. The word of the week is “rankled.” When someone says “rankled,” remember to SCREAM REAL LOUD!!!

  • “The Rise Of The Machines” by Jazzy Fruit Johnson and Self Checkout-bot 3000
  • “Glenn, What’s Your Job Today?” by Danzig 
  • “My Hair!” by Danzig
  • “I’m A Snake” by Danzig
  • “I’m Not Eating Cum Anymore (For A Job)” by Danzig
  • What to do if your house gets infested with Danzigs
  • “Tacos!” by Danzig
  • The legend of GlennHelsing
  • “The Danzigs Are Flying” by Terrified Villagers
  • “It’s Danzig Night” by Terrified Villagers fr. Iron Maiden 
  • “It’s Danzig Night” as covered by Ozzy Osbourne 
  • Glenn Danzig asks Ozzy and Sharon for a job
  • Sharon Osbourne is a time witch
  • “My Skills” by Danzig ft. Ozzy Osbourne
  • Ozzy and Sharon have a job for Glenn
  • Ozzy calls Tony Iomi on the Time Phone
  • “Randy Plane” by Ozzy Osbourne 
  • Tony Warns Ozzy of terrible things to come
  • “The Two Jobs I Can’t Do” by Danzig
  • Ozzy finally finds a job that Glenn will do
  • “Ozzy, You Can Count On Me” by Danzig
  • “Lymph Nodes” by Danzig
  • Translating Pee Wee Herman to Mr. Bean
  • What if the Ramones played Beatles songs?
  • The Beatles’ “Yesterday” by The Ramones
  • “(Hey Ho!) You’ve Got To Hide Your Love Away” by The Ramones
  • The Noise Hole was designed to channel psychic energy 
  • “Choose The Form of Your Destructor” by Bowie The Bozerian 
  • “Thanks, Everybody / Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by The Ramones

30 – Time To Call It Quits

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Dave and Joel have some hard news to deliver to some of their favorite bands: HANG UP THE AXE, IT’S TIME TO RETIRE! Or is it? Listen to the very end to find out the final verdicts for Weezer, Green Day and more, AND get a healthy dose of beautiful Irish folk music!

  • “College Is Expensive” by A Regular American Family
  • “I’ll Carry You (Like A Swan)” by A Less Regular American Family
  • Joel’s parents stole his college money
  • “My Daddy Probably Spent It On Drugs” by Primal Scream
  • Which bands should call it quits?
  • “My Dick’s Not Very Big” by 1996 Weezer
  • Patrick Wilson from Weezer is a cartoon duck, it seems
  • “You Smiled At Me (I Pissed My Jeans)” by 1996 Weezer
  • “My Pants Are Filled With Love (And Piss)” by 2001 Weezer
  • “Let’s Do All The Fuckin’ Pills” by 2002 Weezer
  • “My Life’s So Fuckin’ Lit” by 2010 Weezer
  • Green Day’s rock and roll trajectory
  • “I’m Feeling A Little Fat” by Billie Joe Armstrong
  • “286” by Green Day
  • Dave hates music videos with stories
  • Joel loves music videos with simple gimmicks 
  • “Rollin’” by Limp Bizkit has the best video
  • The Foo Fighters make GREAT videos
  • Shitty band lineages 
  • “The Ballad of Me Patreon” a traditional Irish Folk Ballad
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Blur