Podcasts: The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel

Dave McElfatrick and Joel Watson, two of the comedic minds behind the wildly popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoons, love playing guitar, love rock and roll and especially love making noise. Join Dave and Joel in The Noise Hole as they explore the music that defined their generation, recount famous and infamous rock star stories, and exorcise their personal rock and roll demons, all while improvising songs with a full band! It’s an hilarious celebration of alt. rock, grunge, punk, pop, emo, heavy metal and all things ROCK AND ROLL!

39 – Professor Time Problem

The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel
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This week, things are getting spacey-wacey and prob’ly wobbly, as the Bois check in with everyone’s favorite low budget, British alien of mystery: Professor Time Problem. There’s also a ton of Blink-182 and pee-pee poo-poo songs.

  • “I’ve Got Some Bad News” By Dr. Bluesman, M.D.
  • “Our Medical Technology Is Severely Limited” by Bob Dylan
  • “Crawling (Shanty Version)” by Bob Dylan
  • Did the Bois love Linkin Park?
  • “Black Rainbow” by Some 90s Alternative Band
  • “Gutting A Fish” by Smashing Pumpkins
  • “Black Rainbow (I’m Sad REMIX)” by Linkin Park
  • “I’m Sad (I’m A Kebab)” by Linkin Park
  • “You Ain’t Nothin’ But Egg” by Bloodhound Gang
  • Promoting your highschool rock shows
  • Teenage Dave gets abducted by Emo Aliens
  • “I’m A 90s Emo Boy” by Dave and The Hammer Bros., or possibly Brand New
  • “Do A Fart” by Dave and The Hammer Bros.
  • Is The Noise Hole too scatalogical? (Answer: NO)
  • The theme to classic BBC sci-fi show, Professor Time Problem
  • Professor Time Problem and the Terror of The Time Worm
  • Blink-182 goes through the Time Worm to the Freddy Mercury tribute concert
  • “Freddy’s Dead (I’m Sorry)” by Blink-182
  • “Crazy Little Thing Called Love” by Blink-182
  • Blink-182 loses their youthful zest
  • “Gonna Jack Off Into My Own Shit” by Blink-182
  • “Rudy Poos And Big Wet Shits” by Blink-182
  • “Patreon Spotlight” by Blink-182
  • Patreon Spotlight: What are your favorite 2 Boi riffs?
  • “We Have No Idea” by Screeching Weasel 
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois!)” by Professor Time Problem and the Evil Robot

38 – No Country For Old Trent

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Dearest Noise Bois, I would hope that as you commute to your place of business, enjoy a low impact workout on an elliptical machine, or simply drown out the incessant prattling of your cow-eyed coworkers (the only 3 acceptable ways to enjoy a podcast) that you appreciate this over indulgent dose of dueling Bowie impressions, a litany of funky and country jams, and a truly in depth exploration of the Los Angeles aqueducts, as featured in the second Terminator film.

  • “The New Post-Brexit National Anthem of Britain” by Brian May and a small Bosnian boy ft. The Queen of England and David Bowie
  • “I Have to Go And Die Now (Take Care of Eachother)” by David Bowie
  • “Tv, Radio, and The VHS Player” by David Bowie
  • “I’m In A Forest” by David Bowie
  • David Bowie explores our five senses
  • “Smells (Whatever You Do)” by David Bowie
  • “Gimme A Little Taste” by David Bowie
  • “The Cars Franchise” by Black Star-era David Bowie ft. John Lasseter
  • OBLIGATORY TERMINATOR CHAT: A Terminator reboot featuring Bowie and The Rolling Stones
  • “Judgement Day” by Billy Idol
  • T2’s Mullet Kid’s family strife
  • Joel hates 2019 tween 90’s fashion redux
  • Trent Reznor: Award Winning Country Musician 
  • Dave and Joel have never heard “Old Town Road” 
  • Gary reaches new heights of insubordination 
  • WCW presents: Country vs. Rap
  • “Don’t Vagazzle That Tank” by Chet Countryman ft. Master P.
  • Zeke, Trevor, and Nathaniel, the Racist Rhinestone Cowboys
  • “Head Like A Hole” by Chet Countryman
  • Johnny Cash makes peace with death, but not with his wife
  • Johnny Cash decides to record his final songs
  • Johnny Cash and his good friend Steven Tyler
  • Steven Tyler thinks he might be in KISS
  • “Cryin” by Johnny Cash and Steven Tyler
  • VH1’s Supergroup with Sebastian Bach and Ted Nugent 
  • “Rock & Roll is a Savage Animal” by 2 Davids Bowie, ft. Sebastian Bach
  • “Funky Turds (In The L.A. Aqueducts)” the charity single by 2 Davids Bowie ft. Mick Jagger, Steven Tyler, Johnny Cash, Trent Reznor, and Morrissey 
  • Bono weighs in on the turd charity situation
  • “The Long and Winding Bit” by The Bittles 
  • TURDS4LAX
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by David Bowie

37 – QWERTY Squirty

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This week Dave and Joel take a Dave and stroll down memory lane, as the bois recall their first computers. What is this? The TECHNOLOGY HOLE?! Not after Lemmy fucking Killmeister shows up to… talk about computers. Hmm… maybe it IS The Tech Hole, but you know, still with like a ton of fun songs.

  • “The Unforgiven IV” by Metallica
  • An update on Gary’s smoking detox
  • The Bois try to name all the cartoon characters that were kicked out of Guns N’ Roses
  • Guns N’ Roses star in Christopher Nolan’s dark, gritty Bambi reboot
  • “Welcome To The Forest” by Guns N’ Roses N’ Bambi
  • 90s Computer Chat with The Bois
  • Dave and his Granny’s first computer
  • Making “the computer” work for the whole family
  • Joel’s first computer
  • Dave tries to email The Queen of England
  • Queen the band tries to get “an internet”
  • “It’s A Kinda Mustache Magic” by Queen
  • “Got To Have It All (Cock & Balls)” by Queen
  • “Foxy Darling” by Queen and Jimmy Hendrix
  • Lemmy returns for a RETRO RUNDOWN!!!
  • How Lemmy learned to fly from Dave Grohl
  • How Lemmy got his castle
  • “Super Mario Bros. 3 Airship Theme” by Motörhead
  • “Chop Lemmy” by Motörhead
  • Lemmy’s first computer game countdown
  • Lemmy’s corrupting influence on Gary
  • “Castle Monster Theme (Beedle Eedle Eedle)” by Motörhead
  • The history of Tetris
  • “Tetris (Suck Me Cock)” by Motörhead
  • “286 Cybersex” by Motörhead
  • The dark truth about Stevearino
  • Lemmy knows Dave’s dead Granny
  • Lemmy rates his very first PC games
  • “Lemmy’s Theme” by Lemmy and The Noise Bois
  • “Another Brick In The Wall” by Motörhead
  • Lemmy’s astonishing revelation about Pink Floyd
  • “Comfortably Numb” by Motörhead
  • “Comfortably Numb” again, but better by Motörhead

36 – Smooch My Gooch

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Put a trash bag over your head, and sinch it with a rubber band, because THIS is the Halloween (adjacent) episode of The Noise Hole, and YOUR costume is “Trash Ghost.” This SPOOOOKIEST of episodes only features MAX SPOOKS for the first ten-ish minutes, then the ENTIRE REST of it is about 1960’s doowop music… which SHOULD scare the living shits out of your ass. It’s less of a treat, and more of a trick, but you knew the deal when you knocked on our door.

  • “Spooky Candy Time” by 2LittleBois
  • Officer RegularHead vs. The Headburgler
  • “Fried Egg On A Hamburger” by 2LittleBois
  • Dave’s dark magic dental adventure
  • Harry Potter and The Ghost What Eats Your Shit
  • “Talkin’ ‘Bout Rock & Roll” by Rush
  • Where are the old-ass, original metalheads? 
  • “Sherry” by Some 60s Pop Quartet 
  • The remaining Monkees lose their Monkee-bucks
  • “Hey Hey, We’re The Monkees (Thrash Remix)” by The Monkees
  • “Suck My Fuckin’ Shit” by The Monkees
  • Tommy and Sally’s regular 1960s courtship
  • “Sally, My Best Girl” by The Dinner Platters
  • “Fuck Dem Tiddies, Yeah” by Big Tony
  • “Sweet Georgie Girl” by The Dinner Platters ft. Big Tony
  • Tommy, Sally and Big Tony at the sock-hop in 1963
  • Casey Kasem’s Top 5 Hits of 1963
  • “Kiss Me On The Regular Lips” by Tammy and The Poodle Skirts
  • “Un, Deux, Trois” by the Serviettes 
  • “Jesus Slayed All The Puss” by Elvis Presley 
  • Elvis Press Conference
  • “Sit With Me Under The Cherry Tree” by Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons
  • “Enlist Your Fist (Smooch My Gooch)” by Tommy and The Dinner Plates
  • The Terminator takes Sarah Connor to the 1960’s
  • Patron Spotlight: How do you feel about audiophiles? 
  • How do you change chords without looking?
  • “Start With F” by Morrissey 
  • Pete Wentz is a Pete Dunce (bass-wise)
  • We got presents from Noise Bois! 
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Tommy and The Dinner Plates

35 – I’m Sick To Death of All These Rockers

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Noise Bois, you’re going to have to forgive us as we indulge in this Nickelback-heavy Noise Hole. It’s a thing, it happened, let’s get past it. It’s like Soylent for your ears. It keeps you alive, but no one’s actually enjoying themselves. Also a seemingly NEVER ENDING train of rock stars, living and dead, visit The Hole today, no thanks to GARY!

  • “Photograph Psychopath” by Nickelback
  • An update on Gary’s smoking
  • Noise Bois carving Jack-Hole-Lanterns!!!
  • “The Ballad Of The Pumps” by The Noise Bois (as portrayed by Dave)
  • “Listen To Photograph” by Nickelback
  • CHADchat: A visit from Chad Kroeger and Stevearino
  • “Look At This Chart” by Nickelback
  • “Listen To Photograph” by Nickelback
  • “Nothing Else Matters Is A Pretty Good Song” by Metallica
  • “Another Green Day Song” by Green Day
  • “The Biggest Hit Of All Time” by Nickelback fr. Green Day
  • “Look At This Spider-Man” by Nickelback
  • “Listen To Clutch” by Nickelback
  • “Lo Mein Protests” by Nickelback
  • “Fart Sniffing Creep” by Radiohead
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Radiohead
  • Iggy Pop’s spider smokin’ fiasco
  • “Lust For Spiders” by Iggy Pop
  • “Look At This Iggy Pop” by Nickelback
  • “Look At These Lovely Boys” by Morrissey
  • “Look At These Lovely Boys (Reprise)” by Morrissey
  • Patreon Spotlight: Does rock and roll need drugs?
  • Beatles Reminisce featuring John and Paul
  • “Ringo Gave Me A Ride” by The Beatles
  • “I’m Going To Self-Immolate” by The Beatles
  • “Sweaty Child’o Mine” by Sloshy Slash
  • Ozzy and Sharon return, uninvited
  • What do the Noise Boi’s parents think?
  • Now THAT’s what Dave calls music! 
  • “Enter Dave’s Mom” by Metallica
  • The Insufferable and Hyper-Specific Croonery of Seth McFarlane
  • “Look At This Family Guy” by Nickelback ft. The Griffins
  • Elton John confronts his mean mum
  • More Family Guy talk for some god damn reason
  • “Look At This Patreon” by Nickelback
  • “Why Can’t I Be A Bouyee With A Loving Mother?” by The Bouyees
  • “Why’s Our Dads A Couple of Drug Addicts?” by The Bouyees ft. Jack Black and Peter Griffin