38 – No Country For Old Trent

38 - No Country For Old Trent
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Dearest Noise Bois, I would hope that as you commute to your place of business, enjoy a low impact workout on an elliptical machine, or simply drown out the incessant prattling of your cow-eyed coworkers (the only 3 acceptable ways to enjoy a podcast) that you appreciate this over indulgent dose of dueling Bowie impressions, a litany of funky and country jams, and a truly in depth exploration of the Los Angeles aqueducts, as featured in the second Terminator film.

  • “The New Post-Brexit National Anthem of Britain” by Brian May and a small Bosnian boy ft. The Queen of England and David Bowie
  • “I Have to Go And Die Now (Take Care of Eachother)” by David Bowie
  • “Tv, Radio, and The VHS Player” by David Bowie
  • “I’m In A Forest” by David Bowie
  • David Bowie explores our five senses
  • “Smells (Whatever You Do)” by David Bowie
  • “Gimme A Little Taste” by David Bowie
  • “The Cars Franchise” by Black Star-era David Bowie ft. John Lasseter
  • OBLIGATORY TERMINATOR CHAT: A Terminator reboot featuring Bowie and The Rolling Stones
  • “Judgement Day” by Billy Idol
  • T2’s Mullet Kid’s family strife
  • Joel hates 2019 tween 90’s fashion redux
  • Trent Reznor: Award Winning Country Musician 
  • Dave and Joel have never heard “Old Town Road” 
  • Gary reaches new heights of insubordination 
  • WCW presents: Country vs. Rap
  • “Don’t Vagazzle That Tank” by Chet Countryman ft. Master P.
  • Zeke, Trevor, and Nathaniel, the Racist Rhinestone Cowboys
  • “Head Like A Hole” by Chet Countryman
  • Johnny Cash makes peace with death, but not with his wife
  • Johnny Cash decides to record his final songs
  • Johnny Cash and his good friend Steven Tyler
  • Steven Tyler thinks he might be in KISS
  • “Cryin” by Johnny Cash and Steven Tyler
  • VH1’s Supergroup with Sebastian Bach and Ted Nugent 
  • “Rock & Roll is a Savage Animal” by 2 Davids Bowie, ft. Sebastian Bach
  • “Funky Turds (In The L.A. Aqueducts)” the charity single by 2 Davids Bowie ft. Mick Jagger, Steven Tyler, Johnny Cash, Trent Reznor, and Morrissey 
  • Bono weighs in on the turd charity situation
  • “The Long and Winding Bit” by The Bittles 
  • TURDS4LAX
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by David Bowie
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