…as it is known in Brazil.
There is no way to make fun of “Disaster Movie” that wouldn’t debase both you and me, so I’m not even going to try. The internets have already labeled it as a reverse afterbirth in slow motion, so what else can I say? I will point out that IMDB users have voted it the “Worst Movie of All Time.” This is a serious allegation, because these people have probably also seen “Manos: The Hands of Fate.”
UPDATE:
If you are reading this via RSS, you may notice a the comic is now full sized.
Check that shit out!
That’s really how I prefer reading my comics (full sized in Google Reader), so I figured many of you felt the same way. Expect ads to show up in the RSS feed soon, but hey, the comic is bigger… so deal.
SUBSCRIBE TO THE FEED to get in on all the hot RSS action!
You know it was never really a conscious decision to make them small in the RSS. Thats just how comicpress works by default.
Haha, they are feared by the "inferior races" of bees
I'm related to the female lead, Vanessa Minnillo (second cousin); I met her once at a wedding, and after she won "Ms Teen USA", she sort of estranged herself from a bulk of the family, so I can't say I actually know her. On behalf of our shared relatives and ancestors, I'm very, very sorry she helped bring this crappy piece of cinema into the world. :-/
LOL @ evil hitler bees
hahaha! exactly what I was thinking! not only evil hitler bees… but 100%! Love this comic!
Instead of bees, you should've used bears.
Oh, wait…
hmm… hitler bears… sounds like the coming apocalypse…
Thank you for the full size comic in the RSS feed. Makes it so much easier to follow the comic!
That last panel has good lighting effects. What did you use for the backgrounds? You didn't pull a CAD did you?
Any chance of the LJ including the full size comic?
The RSS feed isn't currrently working as syndicated to LJ. As:
http://syndicated.livejournal.com/ensuinghijinks/…
shows, it thinks the feed was last updated in May…
lol, so the bees had parkinson's and were hooked on amphetamines?
They each have a little mustache.
You dont want the 60/40 Hitler/Stalin bees. Not nearly as evil.
Why would I REWARD him?
The lighting in panel for is just webcomic cheat lighting where you just use a layer above the art and ignore where the light source would actually be. The background in that panel is comped from a few random photos with filters and a fence that I drew.
This is so very bizarre.
LJ stopped updating when I started doing the podcast. They say the feed is too big and there is nothing I can do to fix it. Thats why I removed the link. Its basically worthless now. If you friend "hijinkscomic" on LJ you'll get some notifications but not the full comic.
How about some Hitler/Cheney bees? Then you can claim it's not torture.
They are also genocidal. You just dont realize it because they're bees.
Good point. How about Hitler bees with laser beams attached to their heads?
I was just wondering the same thing. Well, not EXACTLY the same – I was just curious where that background came from.
also the amphetamines make them extra stingy
Thanks for putting them full-sized, cuz I like reading them in Google Reader too.
And charge five times the money.
What the hell's going on in this strip? -I don't get it. Josh PAYS you and Eli to see a terrible movie. Then ShAkAzUlU! -It transodomizes into a fetish feature with bondage, honey, and bees. I'm not even sure there's a punch-line; and if there is, is it at least wearing a glove?
bees from bioshock maybe? those fuckers were mean as hell!
agreed on that one
Those bees were bad-ass. I bet they were Hitler bees.
The Hitler/Stalin bees are mad, but passive. They prefer to sit in their hive and make a lot of noise, rather than actually go out and sting people. They're weird.
LMAO
If you use Netvibes for RSS then you can view the full site in all its glory, right from the RSS feed.
NO! That negates my benevolent gift.
Your second cousin is hot.
I like your recent backgrounds. Incorporating real pictures in an out-of-focus way with your drawings looks really cool.
yeah in a way its cheating but I think it looks really cool, and a lot more interesting that a gradient.
Dammit! Sorry. 😉
One more comment – why does the Portuguese version of Disaster Movie have a title that translates closer to the equally terrible Superhero Movie?
It actually translates to "Super Heroes: The Injustive League" which is fucking weird since there hasnt been a justive league movie. I also want to point out that THIS movie was done filming months before many of the films they "parodied" were even released.
That'll give you… er, bees.
Oh God. Manos, Hands of Fate. Even MST3K couldn't salvage the experience for me.
I'll second that the backgrounds work surprisingly well. Usually photo backgrounds with cartoon characters ends up looking wrong but here it looks quite natural.
It must be awesome to have a business that consists of making mock movies based on the trailers of other, actually successful movies.
Being eaten alive by Hitler bees seems pretty disastrous, hence there is irony which, to some, is funny. Not every funny thing in the world is based on punch lines. This isn't stand-up. I'm just sayin'.
Benevolent gift indeed! i like that i can view the comic in my rss, but i really enjoy visiting the site to read all the wacky comments. these make my day most of the time. yay for fancy bastards!
New theory holds that interbreeding of Stalin bees with Hitler bees are ultimately responsible for Colony Collapse Disorder.
So many things I like about this comic. But I think I like the backgrounds best. See, according to those, they are holding a conversation in the middle of traffic.
Oh shit sorry. Looks like they're in a parking lot. Well, maybe something to consider for later.
Sorry.
Hey Dean, you spelled 'a failure' wrong…
I'll never forget when I unleashed them on a splicer and he started shouting. I"M ALLERGIC I"M ALLERGIC! so awesome
Bingo. Maybe they through Josh into traffic after the bees had their way with him.
LOL… it took me a ridiculously long time to figure this joke out. 🙂 haha
Actually no that is the worst movie of all Temporal dimensions everywhere.