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At the first sign of danger, Eli immediately resorts to the tried and true stratagems outlined in the films of Bruce Campbell.
If you are a UK type who is planning on going to MCM London, please seek out the Blind Ferret Booth. I am nearly positive they will have my shirts for sale.
COMMENTERS: Please offer your own “sage advice” or “wise affirmisms” using lessons you’ve learned from Bruce Campbell movies. If that’s too specific, I will expand the criteria to cover the entire B-Horror genre. I’m looking for real world applications here. The kind of stuff you’d tell your kid as they left for college. “If your English Lit. book has an evil face, see if they have a version you download to your iPad.”
The greatest advice that I’ve ever heard from Bruce Campbell is right here in this video
The man is a modern-day sage, if sages were totally badass.
Basilisk or cockatrice me wonders?
Either way, I'd nip down to the Item Shop and get some Soft potions.
If you're fighting Mummies with Black JFK remember it's going to be sad because you can no longer get an erection.
The greatest wisdom that Bruce Campbell has to offer is this. It doesn't matter who is good or evil, it only matters who is armed.
Nice rephrasing of a quote!
I know you had this story in place before last week, but its crazy that you and Brickelberry had the same kind of premise in the same week.
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!
THIS is my BOOM stick!
how about a bit of wisdom I learned from you?
It doesn't matter how drunk Eli is, he's always funny
If it is a basilisk, Eli is going to need a polished hubcap or something to fight it, so he won't turn to stone.
Studying old stop motion movies is his only hope.
Guard well, this bangin' rim, for some day it will guard your life.
May I say, that box of carefully-packaged Wheaton plushies looks like a furry/human centipede joke just waiting to happen.
Nature finds a way. #JurassicParkWisdom
Quick, make sure a Toad doesn't sit on the egg. We don't need a cockatrice or basilisk.
At first glance I thought Blind Ferret was going to the UK to visit the McMexpo, which I can only assume is a Food Market/Trade show extravaganza showing off traditional Mexican Cooking secrets adapted by people from Texas, and sponsored by a well-known Fast-Food Chain. The McMexpo. Sounds reasonable.
The greatest wisdom I ever learned from Bruce Campbell was this: that was just pillow talk, baby.
Doesn't every iPad come pre-installed with a Necronom-icon? Mine did…
Saying "N" plus a bunch of vowels with your mouth covered is just as good as actually saying the required words. Especially when reading Shakespeare.
Good, bad… I'm the guy with the gun.
When fighting miniature versions of yourself, always remember You're a Dick!
"Shop smart. Shop S-mart!"
Is it just me… or does that picture of the Lil' Wil dolls waiting to ship, seem like some sort of kinky plush Wheaton orgy?
WAIT! It's a trick! Get an axe!