Punkin Chunkin

Punkin Chunkin

Poor little guy. He must be collicky. Newborns can be such a handful. Especially when they refuse to prove they were born in this country. Just produce the ancient South American stone tablets that foretell your coming and we’ll consider the issue closed....
The Blessed Arrival

The Blessed Arrival

La resurrección del lagarto pollo! Finally, a new comic. My actual human life has been getting in the way of my comic-productivity for the last week. I have solved this problem by cutting off all contact with the outside world for at least the next two months. If you...
Biological Cluck

Biological Cluck

NEW PODCAST!!! Episode 92 – He’s Dredd Jim COMMENTERS: I think I’ve almost decided that Eli and Josh live together in this new HE canon. Almost. Please share your stories of weird roommates and their weird animals, noises, foods, behaviors, etc. I...
Have You Heard The Good News?

Have You Heard The Good News?

Lil’ Wil Plushies are HERE, the are SHIPPING and now they have their own TUMBLR! It seems as though Eli and Josh do not understand the finer distinctions of several of the world’s many beautiful religions. Had they taken even an intro to Theology in...
Of Feather And Fang

Of Feather And Fang

EXCELLENT NEWS! Lil’ Wil Wheaton Plushies are SHIPPING NOW! You can order yours HERE and get them in time for the holidays. At the first sign of danger, Eli immediately resorts to the tried and true stratagems outlined in the films of Bruce Campbell. If you are a UK...
I Hear Congratulations Are In Order

I Hear Congratulations Are In Order

EXCELLENT NEWS! Lil’ Wil Wheaton Plushies are SHIPPING NOW! You can order yours HERE and get them in time for the holidays. Here’s a follow up to the maddest of mad sciences that began in THIS comic. Why is Eli putting a lock on his door? Is it because of the...
The Island Of Dr. Moron

The Island Of Dr. Moron

CLICK ON SOME WORDS! Here is the most recent HE Podcast: Episode 91 “Baltimore Bart’s Bed And Breakfast”  I made you a LoFi Comic about Mad Men!  I made you a regular comic yesterday about superheroes and a dead guy Dallas Fan Days Starts TODAY and...