Guest Comic By Brian Patterson Of d20 Monkey: “The World According To L.A.R.P.”

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our University of Gallifrey Fighting Time Lords Shirt over at Sharksplode.

Gallifrey University Fighting Time Lords Shirt - Doctor Who parody, geeky tees, funny t-shirts, nerdy shirts

I am closing out some current t-shirt and print designs. Please check out this blog post since the stuff on closeout probably won’t be available again any time soon.

NEWS! I will not be attending HeroesCon this weekend. Read more HERE. Sorry, Charlotte Fancy Bastards.

GUEST COMIC WEEK ROCKETS INTO TOMORROW! In celebration of my 30th birthday I’m taking the week off. How can you help celebrate my 1/3 life crisis? Oh I don’t know… maybe¬†donate, get something off the wish list or buy something from the store or Sharksplode? Sure. Why not. Whatever.

Today’s foam tipped and cardboard shielded guest comic comes from Brian Patterson of d20 Monkey! The last time Brian sat in for me it was one of the best received guest comics in HE history (HEstory, or HijiNKS ENSUstory), so of course when the need arose I asked him to take the reigns once more. I do apologize to any of you Fancy Bastards that can’t control the boners produced by panel 3. If boners persist for more than four hours, please see a physician.

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      • I'm getting the same thing! "Previous" shows *this* comic, but the hover-text, and top-of-page title is for Gaga. I refreshed the heck out of it, too.

      • Fixed. No idea how but this comic overwrote the previous one even though they have different file names.

        • "No idea how but this comic overwrote the previous one even though they have different file names."

          Sheer awesomeness? Joel in a chain-mail bikini? The world may never know…

          • Shit, I meant Josh.

            Not that Joel wouldn't look horrifying in a chain-mail bikini. (it's a hard look to pull off well.)

  1. "If boner persists for more than 4 hours, please see a physician."

    Or possibly a psychiatrist! He'll probably tell you its because you secretly love your mother.

    I love your mother. In fact I loved her for hours last night. Happy being old this week by the way, you fancy bastard!

  2. I think Josh is recycling the redhead wig from that time he dressed as Leeloo, from The Fifth Element?

  3. Is Josh cosplaying as Red Sonja? Or just your generic chainmail-bikini fantasy babe?

    Either way, hot.

  4. I had a great time working on this strip (as well as my first time in the guest artist chair back in March) and I'm glad you guys like today's comic. Thanks for having me over

  5. I don't know why I looked. I know I shouldn't have, but I did anyways. It's like a triple vehicular homicide… you know it's gonna be awful, but you still slow down.
    I am I the only one concerned that by looking at those short I can almost tell his religion?

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  7. I just took a look at your wishlist, and decided that if my middle initial were "F," I would change it to "Effin'." As in, "Joel Effin' Watson."

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