This is probably a great time for me to go into excruciating detail about my “Iron Man is a modern Christ figure” thesis. Ok, first off: repulsor beams = stigmata, the sacred heart = chest arc reactor, J.A.R.V.I.S. = probably the voice of god or something, flight boots = ascension to Heaven… uhhh… Pepper is Mary Magdalene… NO! Black Widow is! Yeah! Happy is Peter, A.I.M. are the Romans, M.O.D.O.K. is Pontius Pilate, it’s all really very simple.
HijiNKS ENSUE just turned 7 years old and to celebrate I’m having a Fancy Bastard Fancy Fan Art contest! “But, Joel! I don’t know how to art!” you say? TOO BAD! YOU ARE NOT EXEMPT! Write a poem! Write a song! Bake a cake! Knit a scarf! The more creative the better! RULES, PRIZES AND DETAILS HERE.
And that's when he became the Phantom Stranger… Oh wait, wrong universe.
only post new 52
Does that mean The Mandarin is Satan?
Of course it does! He has a pet dragon!
I wouldnt let Fin Fang Foom hear you call him a "pet dragon"
Jesus turning water into wine is paralleled by Iron Man's alcoholism.
No the parallel of Iron Man's alcoholism is Jesus's blood being wine.
I think I need to go to comic conventions now for the “Joel Watson, author of Faneurysm” cosplay.
"Yea well, um, I'll be back. FOR YOU! In three days."
"If they cut off one head, two more shall take it's place"
"Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine"
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"Um, um, damn yourself to hell"
Oh, Oh, Captain America being frozen is the same as Jesus coming back three days later.
The Trinity is Stark, The Suit and Jarvis.
You must make these comics Facebook sharable. More people need to be made aware of this genius!
How is it not facebook shareable?
There's not a big flashing button that says "share on facebook"? I hope people can still figure it out.
As far as I know, anything you can copy the URL of can be shared on Facebook.
When I did that, I couldn't put a link to your FB page because it's personal nor to the group as FB doesn't work that way. Have you considered a FB fan page?
Honestly, I'd rather you just link back to the website for credit.
It does, the comic is read here.