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Welcome to the wonderful future we live in. A time where nerds get mad when maybe not a white guy plays a super hero in a movie. I don’t I can’t… Michael B. Jordan on the Possibility of a Black Human Torch: “It’s 2013″ COMMENTERS: Who was your favorite super hero to ever be portrayed [...]
I am very bad at seeing movies right when they come out. As my parenting has gotten stronger, my ability to drop everything at a moment’s notice and go to a 1am showing of a movie where nerds are likely to be dressed up in cloaks and brandishing lazer swords has severely diminished. I am [...]
!['Zack! Zack! He's a LEGO maniac! Zack! Zack! HeOHHGAWD! ZAAACK! WHY ARE THERE TENDRILS COMING OUT OF YOUR NECK AND FINGERS?! WHAT NIGHTMARE IS THIS?! NO! IT CAN'T BE! IT'S... IT'S LEGO BRAINIAC!' [LEGO Brainiac (TM) LEGO Mindstorms collections contain small pieces that may be harmful if swallowed. Even the smallest piece contains the LEGO Brainiac source code and can be used to resurrect LEGO Brainiac in the event he is destroyed in battle with LEGO Superman.]](http://hijinksensue.com/comics-archive/2013-01-28-thick-as-a-brick.jpg "'Zack! Zack! He's a LEGO maniac! Zack! Zack! HeOHHGAWD! ZAAACK! WHY ARE THERE TENDRILS COMING OUT OF YOUR NECK AND FINGERS?! WHAT NIGHTMARE IS THIS?! NO! IT CAN'T BE! IT'S... IT'S LEGO BRAINIAC!' [LEGO Brainiac (TM) LEGO Mindstorms collections contain small pieces that may be harmful if swallowed. Even the smallest piece contains the LEGO Brainiac source code and can be used to resurrect LEGO Brainiac in the event he is destroyed in battle with LEGO Superman.]")
[UPDATE 1/31/13] Horribly sad, long story short: The Blind Ferret Server got SUPER hacked and all their sites went down, including my store. Most are still down. Every day the store is down I get closer to not having enough money to pay my bills this month. Therefor I have created a temporary PRINT SHOP [...]
GRAMMAR DALEK SHIRTS ARE HERE! The preorder starts today. There’s more shirt news HERE including a NEW FIGHTING TIME LORDS SHIRT! I took my wife to see The Dark Knight Rises friday night. I have SO MANY OPINIONS about the film itself, but I will probably save them for a subsequent post. The theater was understandably less packed [...]
UPDATE 05/18/12: Donation subscribers of any level will get access to an RSS feed with the full comic in it. Read more about the new direction I am taking the comic in and how you can help HERE if you haven’t already. Gigantic thanks to everyone that has donated last week, especially to the new donation subscribers. If you enjoy HE and [...]
Alternate Title: “A Shawarma Bees” – I did not use this title because, despite making me laugh for an hour, it doesn’t make any sense. Read more about the new direction I am taking the comic in and how you can help HERE if you haven’t already. Gigantic thanks to everyone that has donated in the last couple of [...]
Alternate Title: “Hunting Ruffalo” Why are things happening in the comic that seem to relate to things that happened in yesterday’s comic and the day before’s comic? Because times, they are a changin’. Also comics. Comics are a thing that is also a changin’. Specifically HijiNKS ENSUE comics. Read more about it HERE if you haven’t [...]
If this comic makes no sense or seems out of place, perhaps it is because you didn’t read yesterday’s comic. Oh, what’s that? You didn’t notice the continuity? Well, it’s new. We just had it installed. I’m not sure if I like the color, but we have 30 days to return it, so… If you [...]
I’m doing something different with the comics starting this week. A bit of an experiment, or rather a continuation of The Experiment. I could certainly use your feedback and your support. Please take a few minutes and READ MORE here. The thing I hate the most about going to movies in the theater, especially popular [...]
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