[Please forgive the colorless nature of this comic. I am currently on the road for Denver Comic Con. I will color it as soon as I get home. – Joel]
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HijiNKS ENSUE: I Could Really Go For A Martwinky Right About Now
(An iBook Collection Of HijiNKS ENSUE Comics from 2009)
EXTRAS: Contains an intro I wrote while on an airplane and while insane with sleep deprivation. I can not promise you that it makes sense at all. Also contains a whole section of freelance projects (many never before seen) that were commissioned by you, the Fancy Bastards.
COMMENTERS: Please feel free to come up with your own character ideas that David Willis can add to one of his seventeen comic strips!
Characters for other people!? I…I don't think I can do that
I say he just outright adds the scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz to his cast
(just wanna note that I am not one of those idiots who yells "strawman" at him constantly, just being ironic)
I feel really bad for you two and your limp, flaccid pizzas. That… that just ain't right.
If your pizza remains erect for more than 4 hours, please call your local pizzeria.
as someone that has a hard time with writing, this is HILARIOUS.
COMMENTERS: Please feel free to come up with your own "COMMENTERS:" challenges to go with this strip!
I may be wrong, but I don't think I've ever seen a child or parent in the Shortpacked toy store.
There's gotta have been one time where someone yelled at a child for buying toys and making the guy feel childish for buying the same toy… No offense to David of course.
Opps, forgot Mike and Amber's kid. But I still think a child customer character would make a nice one-off.
I just skirt the issue by never drawing the characters from the knees down.
how about one of those swag guys who has the power of dubstep?