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Comments (45)
“You must rank the Star Trek captains from ‘best to Janeway'” got me.
yaluckyboy · 81 weeks ago
“answer three trivia questions about My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic” got me“[Y]ou must rank the Star Trek Captains from ‘best to Janeway’.” Oh, so it’s best, bester, bestest, bestester, Janeway? Sounds good to me.There is no New Kirk. That would imply there was a new Star Trek after “Of Gods and Men”
lou · 81 weeks ago
What I took from this is Archer is better than Janeway. Although I can’t come up with why Janeway gets so much flak.
Ali · 81 weeks ago
This. Archer violated the Prime Directive as a matter of course, or would have if it had existed yet, and once came this | | close to literally throwing a guy out an airlock. How the hell is Janeway worse than him?
Mitch H. · 80 weeks ago
Throwing dudes out of airlocks is the very epitome of Awesome. Just ask Laura “Airlock” Roslin.
Jason · 81 weeks ago
We’re only talking 4 captains including Janeway, right?
Tom327Cat · 81 weeks ago
Why would we be talking only 4 Captains? Is this because Sulu lost the captaincy on Muppets Tonight to Captain Kangaroo?
BoldlyGettingThere · 81 weeks ago
“I share the same “Best-to-Janeway” as Joel Watson” is my new bragNice Onomatopoeia for the Sonic Screwdriver sound. 🙂
Tony · 81 weeks ago
If you’re old, scrawny, and bald enough, you can probably circumvent all the troll’s questions provided you’re the right combination of awesome and shameless to come up with some sweet Cohen the Barbarian cosplay and are capable of reenacting “Troll Bridge” with said troll…lou · 81 weeks ago
The Sonic Screwdriver: for whenever you need to assemble a cabinet at somebody.Awww, I want a sonic screwdriver… Either third or tenth would be preferred…okay, maybe not third. That was back when it couldn’t manipulate physical objects
Fair warning, the plastic replicas that are commonly sold at conventions start to fall apart almost immediately. My “Eleven” was in top shape for maybe the first week.There aren’t any metal ones? Or at least of a better quality plastic?I dont keep up on this a lot but the last time I saw a metal one it was an official prop made by hand by the propmaster of DW and it was like $4000.All I’m saying is, if God DIDN’T want you to sell your lung to buy a sonic screwdriver, he wouldn’t have given you two.
Stephen · 81 weeks ago
There should be a ranking of “struggling with humanity” characters. i.e. The Doctor (emh), Data, Spock, Seven of Nine. Those aren’t in any particular order except the The Doctor is the best.Poor Odo. No love.BTW:
Spock
Data/Odo (tie!)
The Doctor
Hugh(I’m so tempted to throw a half dozen Trek book characters in here, and maybe one or two from completely different franchises)
Seven of Nine.
Where do I find a wife like that?
DuckAmuck · 80 weeks ago
In my experience, many wives have that ability – with YOUR stuff. We can’t find our own stuff to save our lives…It’s really bad when the husband in question is wearing a 4-pocket hoodie, an 8-pocket jean jacket and the never-ending-pocketed cargo pants. “Did you check ALL your pockets?”
Not really what I meant. I meant the whole, being a geek, and referencing the show.DuckAmuck · 80 weeks ago
Or, really, the TRUE answer is “you don’t find a wife like that… she finds YOU.”
rachel · 79 weeks ago
I definitely found my husband rather than the other way around, yeap 🙂though I can never find a god-damn thing, and he’s always telling ME where I lost my crap in the house!
I can never find anything. Ever. But I’m all kinds of a geek. And a nerd even. My fiance and I met through FanForce &/or the 501st/Rebel Legions.
Leigh · 77 weeks ago
my husband found me at ren fair. I’m not sure if he decided to marry me when he found out I came with a framed 70’s lotr poster & framed princess bride poster, when he saw my star trek and star wars Christmas ornaments, or when he realized my book collection exceeded his.
Liam · 80 weeks ago
I can answer the first two questions okay to get in but I always get it wrong when I am asked what my favorite color is.lou · 80 weeks ago
In the event they change it up and ask you about the air velocity of a swallow, ask if it’s European or African. Always works for me.
Carol Elaine · 80 weeks ago
I have to answer My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic trivia? I may never be able to enter another con again.(Have never seen any MLP. Never plan on ever seeing it.)
To avoid having to write a dissertation on the reasoning behind my seemingly unfathomable ranking of Starfleet Captains, my Captain list starts and ends with Malcolm Reynolds.rachel · 79 weeks ago
hmm, I have changed my opinion on the captains so much over the last few years!sisko, picard, janeway, archer, kirk (old AND new)
sorry friends, I just goddamn hate TOS
Amazing! Just got my tix for the Con up here and watched the entire Fifth season of Dr. Who. WHY DO YOU READ MY MIND WATSON?!?I’ve been to your house. You don’t know what I left there. In the walls. Under the floors.
Britney · 70 weeks ago
Janeway, Janeway, Janeway, Kirk, Janeway
that is the only answer
Where do I find a wife like that?
my husband found me at ren fair. I'm not sure if he decided to marry me when he found out I came with a framed 70's lotr poster & framed princess bride poster, when he saw my star trek and star wars Christmas ornaments, or when he realized my book collection exceeded his.
Amazing! Just got my tix for the Con up here and watched the entire Fifth season of Dr. Who. WHY DO YOU READ MY MIND WATSON?!?
I've been to your house. You don't know what I left there. In the walls. Under the floors.
Janeway, Janeway, Janeway, Kirk, Janeway
that is the only answer