“Winter Is Coming” shirts are now IN THE STORE!!! [based on this comic]
In other, more shocking news, there is still a thing called Napster. This comic was unwittingly co-written/co-tweeted by Josh A. Cagan, a writer who hails from Satan’s very bosom, L.A. We were introduced by Wil Wheaton at w00tstock SDCC this year and our twitter accounts have been inextricably linked ever since. I give you a strong “FOLLOW” recommendation on the grounds that he is consistently hilarious.
COMMENTERS: Please construct your own headline + tagline combo of equal contemporary relevance to “Rhapsody buys Napter. Entire Internet abuzz with indifference, yawns.” I wonder what Pets.com is up to these days. Also, feel free to share stories of using now obsolete services (online or otherwise).
GUEST WEEK AND NYCC!!!
GUYS! I am going to be at New York Comic-Con with Blind Ferret next weekend (10-14 to 10-16). I will have books 1 and 2, T-Shirts (including the new “Winter Is Coming” shirt and maybe a debut of another new shirt), stickers, sketches and prints. I am going to be staying in Brooklyn so I hope to hit up the Doctor Who themed bar, The Way Station. Maybe we can do a bit of an informal Fancy Bastard Meetup there.
While I am gone, I will be running a few guest comics created just for you by several of my webcomicing cohorts (Paul Southworth, Sam Logan, Randy Milholland and Alina Pete). Based on what I’ve seen so far, this will be the most epic HE guest week ever.
Wellingopolis's great great bastard grandson can be seen in this guest comic I did for Sam And Fuzzy http://samandfuzzy.com/1425
Actually, I just read that pets.com was acquired by Acorn Computers in a venture capital move the likes of which no one had ever seen.
This just in: Universal Press Syndicate replaces "Garfield" with a six inch by two inch strip of paid advertising in over two thousand daily newspapers across the United States; nobody notices.
I sure hope Rhapster doesn't get hit by that "Y2K Bug" I heard about. (6_6)
Man… if Tripod, AngelFire, And Geocities hear about this and join forces to oppose Napsody, there might be no stopping them.
News stages Dog Pile, Excite, and Lycos are forming a new search engine called "Dogexcitelyc", hoping for a higher number of inadvertent redirects to their site.
You mean I can't make emotional comments about your characters/wear them as skin suits? You see what I did there? #fullcircle
Wowwwww, hooray proof reading. "News states"
They just decided to change the name to "Like, Exciting Pile."
Rhapsody buys Netflix. Literally nothing else happened today at all.
Netflix merges with Quixter, allowing customers to use only one account for both services!
In tech news today the HD-DVD Group purchased rights to the DIVX rental format popularized at Circut City. The new HDivx format will be sold exclusively at Borders Stores.
If you come to the Way Station on Saturday night, there'll be a birthday party for a bar regular, where yours truly will be making the crashed TARDIS cake from Matt Smith's first episode.
Yup, I'm a Fancy Bastard pastry chef, who admittedly is doing my most ambitious project yet. I hope to be showing up around 8. See you there 🙂
This just in over the telegraph wire! (Stop) Yahoo to buy AOL (stop) Will be offering their services on the Zune! (stop)
Microsoft buys Apple……
Oh man, this right here is the reason why you're the one that we turn to for the funny. A+, would spit coffee all over my keyboard again.
Livejournal is bought out by MySpace. Facebook spends day swimming in money, Scrooge-McDuck-style.
Protons merge with neutrons and buy out electrons, forming basis for all visible matter.
Anti-matter contemplates merger with matter to combat dark energy's monopoly over the universe.
Duke Nukem forever is finally released to the public…
Marvel and DC to merge companies, universes. Superman, Spider-Man, and Batman meet today to decide which portions of New York City are Metropolis, Gotham.
Mud wrestling match featuring Wonder Woman and Rogue this Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY!
I'd do more, but that would require a greater knowledge of both the Marvel and DC universes. (universi?)
You know what my town needs? A fifth Yellow Pages company.
How else am I supposed to find someone who can repair my rotary telephone?