1. @eric
    “only the penitent man shall pass. The penitent man KNEELS BEFORE THE GIANT FUCKING WHIRLING SAW BLADE!!!”

    Its ok. I only actually SAW the first one, and I didnt mind sitting throug it. I have to make fun of something right?

    Technically he’s still locked in the death cellar. He just doesnt have to watch shitty movies.

  2. I only fully SAW the first one (that’s such a horrible pun) and I SAW about 10 minutes of the third one before my bf and I walked out and snuck into “Employee of the Month.”

    Now Dane Cook in a SAW movie… that might be interesting.

  3. Now that was some great subliminal advertising, had to watch Princess Bride again as soon as I saw the comic, I had almost forgotten it’s brilliance.

    Shall be insufferable to all around me for weeks now with random “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.” thrown about…

  4. @AJ
    I would pay to have a movie implanted in my eyeball that showed Dane Cook dying in every method in every saw movie, OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER…

    The world has a shortage of perfect films. it would be a shame for that one to go to waste.

  5. Oh, oh no. Please don’t get started on the Princess Bride quotes. Rick and I already had a face-off a few months ago. It was a day-and-a-half long battle over chat. Brutal.

  6. @jenny

    Be careful. You get one of those cereal pellets lodged in there and thats it. Youll have crunch in your brain forever.

    Also “happy-morning-internet-ceral-time” is now my favorite thing.

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