COMMENTERS: Please pitch your own Breaking Bad “sPUNoffs.”
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MY WIFE KEEPS MAKING AWESOME STUFF! My wife has a super cool, ultra geeky jewelry shop on Etsy. You can see her Tetris necklace andt the just announced Harry Potter inspired Quidditch necklace. Check out dat Quaffle!
- Logged in as hijinksensueSurely the time is right for the Star Trek slash-fic rom-com – “Bonking Borg”?
Or perhaps, in these times of financial austerity, a look at life at the bottom of the financial ladder, where every loaf counts: “Banking Bread”?
Or a remake of the Monkees, charting life as an up and coming music group – “Breaking Band”?
psuedoname · 96 weeks agoBrad Pitt goes on a series of rollercoasters after a big meal – Barfing Brad
Weaselspoon · 96 weeks agoAn evil genius has hoisted an entire German spa town onto wheels and it is rapidly accelerating towards the Swiss. To prevent the outbreak of war, our hero is going to have to do all he can to stop it. Coming this fall: Braking Baden-Baden
Giffy · 96 weeks agoThere’s a bloody war among the rams and ewes, and finally, through all the turmoil, out arises the new monarch: Great King Baa.An 80 year old grandmother, is forced to reexamine her life when her entire small town gets dysentery … there’s only one way she knows to stop the impending shit storm. This fall, granny’s got the cure: Baking BranVan Helsing comes to America to discover a massive vampire colony in LA. Catch “Staking Vlad” next on Fox!
mokatz · 96 weeks agoThe Swedish Chef: Borking Bork. (Bork!)
Nathan deGargoyle · 96 weeks agoWill Shakespear’s new cookery show – Baking Bard.
I’ll get me coat – Taxi!A trendy new trend breaks out this fall as trees begin to drop their leaves. Make sure to tune into Raking Fad.Winter is coming!! Tune into HBO’s Game of Thrones spinoff throwback to the founders of House Stark – Brrr!! Aching Back!!
Mcecny · 96 weeks agoCesar Millans new reality show on training attack dogs – Barking Mad!Sesame Street has fallen on hard times. To get by, Big Bird has to take up a hard hat and join the local construction company. Bricking Bird!Walt Jr. discovers his father’s evil ways and runs off to the scrapyard. There, he builds a prototype replacement father. MAKING DAD, this Fall.
Giving up his life of crime, Jesse completes a degree in chemical engineering and takes a job performing controversial natural gas recovery. Watch FRACKING GRAD, Thursdays on AMC.
In a shocking twist, Walt reveals that he has been on a deep undercover assignment for the DEA and Hank. His tale is told in the new web series FAKING BAD.
Walt and Jesse give up cooking meth and go on the run to New York City. They rent a small apartment, where they perform comedy skits. This Spring, enjoy YUCKING PAD.
After his robot dad fails to impress, Walt Jr. runs away to the airport and catches a flight to China. However, an accident in space/time hurls him into the past. Alone, Jr. must learn to survive on the mean streets of the Chinese capital in 1983 as the PEKING LAD. (this one got away from me…)A down-on-their-luck little league team starts selling meth to raise money for new uniforms and equipment; this fall follow the cute and disturbing antics of BREAKING BAD NEWS BEARS
Gemma · 94 weeks agoNice necklace. It should go really well with my new breaking bad shirt.
Daemnor · 26 weeks ago“Bunking Bald”
An evil genius has hoisted an entire German spa town onto wheels and it is rapidly accelerating towards the Swiss. To prevent the outbreak of war, our hero is going to have to do all he can to stop it. Coming this fall: Braking Baden-Baden
There's a bloody war among the rams and ewes, and finally, through all the turmoil, out arises the new monarch: Great King Baa.
Van Helsing comes to America to discover a massive vampire colony in LA. Catch "Staking Vlad" next on Fox!
The Swedish Chef: Borking Bork. (Bork!)