Wha-wha-WHAAAAT?! Bro! Bro! You pullin’ the ol’ robot switcheroo on me, bro?! Bro! I thought we were Bros, Bro! I know you’re not presentin’ me with a false android, Bro! Is that what your tellin’ me, Bro?! ‘Cause if it is, you’re blowin’ my mind, BRO!*
*I assume this is how douchey, shithead bro-dudes will start fights with each other in the future.
When my Patreon reaches $2000/month I’m going to release a new podcast where upon I interview my 7 years old daughter as she reads through the Harry Potter series. It’s called Potter And Daughter! More details HERE.
A few years from now, all conversation will be boiled down to a single word repeated in different flux.
"Like" "Um" "Bro" "And" "Coffee" and "Pickles" will be the only words left in the English language.
"Plus Bro"
"Double-plus Bro"
(incremental bro-ness)
And "Dude"
doubleplus unbro
The warranty got a free replacement. But not trusting the replacement due to PTSD from the first one he gave it to his buddy
…soooooo cloooooose….
I had a customer spelling something out for my over the phone the other day and he actually said, "B as in Bro, and D as in, uh…Dude."
It was pretty hilarious.
Conversations like that simply aren't complete without a "Dude, where's my car?"-reference! Please tell me you made a reference! I MUST KNOW!
Sadly, I didn't even think of it; I was just trying too hard to not giggle at it. Bro-Dude. Lol.
Why would he give you an item that isn't flawed or tainted in some way? WHAT KIND OF HEAD GAME IS HE PLAYING?
Bro, do you even Bro, Bro?
Bro.
Love the Mr Roboto reference. I'm a bit disappointed that you didn't shake the robot and shout 'your mother was a Toyota!' In the last frame.