If Loving You Is Wrong… [Holiday Special Edition]

Preorder HijiNKS ENSUE Book 2!!!Everyone knows the only reason to create a work of art is so that you can return years later and make it worse by adding unnecessary bullshit to it, thus diluting its original creative intent and destroying whatever there was to enjoy about in the first place. Happy Life Day you fuzzy-ass tree-dwelling Fancy Bastards! I got your grandpa some virtual reality porns!

Much like two my previous illustrated offerings, the art from this comic was taken from one of my holiday cards. I have been running filler-type comics for this week so I can spend the X-mas holiday times with my family and work on the book.

Speaking of books: HOLY DICKBALLS YOU GUYS IT’S TIME TO PREORDER THE SHIT OUT OF BOOK 2!!!

If you already preordered book 2 as a gift for someone else, I have provided you a handy, printable [right-click, save as] “No Really, I Got You Something” card to give to that lucky person.

HUMANS: Take note, that you may hide from your terrible family’s deep within your earbuds this weekend by taking advantage of this free episode of the HijiNKS Ensue Podcast.

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15 Comments

  1. I'm feeling a mix of 😀 and D:

    :D: ?

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  2. Luke and Leia sitting in a tree,
    K-I-S-S-I-Ohmygodgeez

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  3. That's the wrong color lightsaber for that costume. It should be blue. Way to go Joel, you raped my childhood AND ruined Christmas in one panel.

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    • Rape can be funny :)

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  4. This makes feel dirty, but in the good way.

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  5. With the blast shield down, how is he suppose to score?

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    • Maybe it'll keep him and Leia from having any flipper babies?

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      • Flipper babies, OR WAS LEIA CHEATING WITH GEN. ACKBAR?!

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    • The target area is less than two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, … He used to bullseye womp rats in his T-16 back home, they're not much wider than that…

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      • Well, I'd hope it was less than two meters wide. Or else that'd explain why Leia wasn't initially in that much of a rush to get away from Jabba.

        And why Leia eventually throttled the bejesus out of him, her new boyfriend showed up, and she realized she could now pleasure herself with a trashcan she raged at Jabba for "stretching her out".

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        • LMAO!

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  6. As I was watching the Star Wars trilogy some time ago with my fiance, when it got to the part where Darth Vader realized Luke has a sister, I told my fiance "Wouldn't it be AWESOME if Darth Vader was like 'Your sister…OMIGOD LUKE WHAT DID YOU DO"

    ^_^

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  7. If the kiss was "for luck" I wonder what the ass-grab was for?

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    • Fun?

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  8. IT'S A TRAP!

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