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February 14th, 2008
If Loving You is Wrong…
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Dear Readers, Here is my St. Valentine’s Day present to you:
A Valentine’s card of today’s comic you print out, inscribe with proclamations of love and give to your sweet heart. Just don’t give this to your twin sibling. They might get the wrong idea.
(1.5mb – Print this out landscape style on 8.5 x 11 paper and fold it over to complete the romantic magic)
UPDATE: There’s a better version HERE. The margins are a bit off on the original.
You can also partake in one of these lovely desktop backgrounds, presented in both sqaurely and rectangulish formats: [removed since updated versions are in The Vault]
Tags: desktop, holiday, scifi, star wars
December 8th, 2008 at 4:48 am
Actually its a glitch in my comment system that seems to have auto deleted a bunch of comments.
December 8th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Judging from all the administrator deleted threads, I smell the Sith Lord Administrator is out deleting them all likely because this supposed valentines card PROMOTES incest maybe?
No matter, this is sick. The administrator/artist has some serious social issues.
December 17th, 2008 at 1:27 am
what about wiping my droids memory ?? oh thats a good one..
January 16th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
oh! oh my, no!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Mix two parts hysterical with one part horrifying….Perfect!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Excellent!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
THAT DID NOT HAPPEN
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Ah, a little VD incest.
Which of the two was the one to say, "Don't…stop…don't…stop……don't stop"?
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Clearly, it was Leia's "sexy" English accent from her first few scenes that got Luke hot and bothered. But which was the one to say, "Don't…stop…don't…stop……don't stop"??
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Only ONE part horrifying? I guess I should have taken Josh's suggestion and had Chewie in the background wackin' his little Wookie.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Happy Valentine's Day, Karli!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Yes. Yes it did.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Dont….Stop…..Beliiiiiiieeeevin'!
Hold on to that feeeeeelin'!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
You know i always had a fantasy involving twins, this wan't quite it but it works.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Excellent! I wish you had posted this a couple days ago, before I bought a card…
Also, "Don't stop thinkin' about tomorrow! Don't stop…"
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
That would have been a good idea except that I finished it last night. Go ahead and give two cards.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Just think, they could both use the force on your naughty bits. The letter to Penthouse forum writes itself.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
hahhaah. You sick f***
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
You're welcome.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Nah, sick would be Luke using his Lightsabre as a strap-on and having it coming out the back of Leia. Still, this is the perfect card for my mixed messages Valentine's Day! Thanks!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Luke: But I *have* no sister.
Obi-Wan: Hmm. To protect you both from the Emperor, you were hidden from your father when you were born. The Emperor knew, as I did, if Anakin were to have any offspring, they would be a threat to him. That is the reason why your sister remained safely anonymous.
Luke: Leia! Leia is my sister.
NOOOOOO!!!!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Actually I think Leia would be using the strap on.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
His mouth says "No" but his mind says "so hot."
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Wow, so wrong. Han Solo, any day. He was frozen in carbonite! So much hotter.
Ugh, when will this day end? It's like pink and red and hearts threw up all over the place.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Why is that disturbing?
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Hey, fool! It's gettin' internet-famous up in here!
http://io9.com/356508/love-in-the-time-of-carboni...
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
They dont call it the "The Caress." Its "THE FORCE!"
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Rather than saying "wackin' my wookie" I prefer "Herding my nerf"
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
"Bullseyeing my womprat"?
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Its magical and beutiful.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Word. I emailed them to say thanks. Because Im humble like that.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Blood is thicker than carbonite.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Thanks. I worked on it over two nights. Maybe 6 hours? Im slow.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
This is one of the top two webcomics about incest ever written. I'm having trouble deciding between this one and http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/06/12 , though.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Skywalker Twin Powers, ACTIVATE!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
WOAH that is so wrong and so right all at the same time. I think you just paradoxed me joel
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
I like this Star Wars card. It's a Father's Day card, not a valentine, but the sentiment's similar:
http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/joyarchives/...
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
I am officially adding "wacking the wookie" to my euphemism vocabulary now.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
wtf?!!?!? that is one f***ing crazy picture!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
That's pretty good, too.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Im sorry for exploding your reality.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Use it with my blessing.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Seriously, you must have a huge following that no one knows about because I've been sent this at least six times with "Dood, ded u seez this?" or the equivalent attached.
…not that I didn't send it out, too…
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Not that I meant to imply that you weren't popular or anything I just…you know, by saying "no one knows about" I'm just…talking about the silent majority. You know, like Nixon. You know.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
that is ok. By the way can I use the wack the wookie or is it already copyrighted?
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Shit I just made another profie. Damn this really intuitive commenting system.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
No worries. I hear ya. That's very cool.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Sorry for the convenience.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
It's ok I'm so used to jumping through hoops to post a comment. It's just really impossible to type in words and press submit.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Penthouse letter or police report?
"The suspect then allegedly proceeded to use The Force on the victim's naughty bits."
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Good Stuff.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Hilarious. How long did it take you to make it?
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Well the crazy fucking happens AFTER this picture.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Swinging the Sabre.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
"picking up some power converters from Tachi Station"
Wait, that doesnt make any sense.