Geek phone sex is fundamentally different

As you can see, I just can’t allow myself to leave well enough alone and enjoy a good situation.

This article over at the Giz sparked the idea. It also made me remember there is a such thing as a Nerdcore Boobie Calendar.

What’s your nerd fantasy? He-Man? She-ra? Skeletor? Discuss.

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  1. Ahahaha! Phoenix nixed his kixs!

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  2. Ha, what a wealth of X-men knowledge! πŸ˜›

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  3. I’ll just throw this one out there… what’s with guys and boobs. I mean, for some of us females who lack in that area… it just seems that we are somewhat tossed aside. Oh, wait, damn college. ^^’ πŸ˜›

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  4. Take this as you will: It’s “Chakotay”. For the record, spelling aside, this was the first HJ strip I actually found funny. Keep it up.

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  5. @Grimmbear
    Its worse because when sex goes bad you can head to the bathroom and take care of business. When phone sex goes bad the best you can do is weep in the corner.

    @Paul
    I confess, I only knew about half of that. I looked up the rest. (shame)

    @Kat
    Smallish boobs are nothing to scoff at. Most guys will agree. Those that don’t are brainwashed by the internet and TV. I remember reading the forward to Joss Whedon’s “Fray” comic. He mentioned that when designing the character he required the artist to give her a “petite frame” like Buffy, which to him meant “small boobs.” In whedon’s world a powerful female and giant comic book boobs canceled each other out because you wouldnt be able to take her seriously. I like that viewpoint.

    @Leno
    Jay? If it is Jay, I think your monologues are terrible. I fixed the Chakotay. Thanks.
    Thats sort of a compliment and sort of a “all your previous work sucks.” Either way, thanks for the feedback. I will definitely be keeping it up.

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  6. frrroooooooonnnnnntttt siiiiiiiiiiiiiiidee buuuuuuuussssssssssss

    heh. weird and funny.

    oh and you’re right with the small boobs thing. every guy likes boobs, but they don’t have to be big.

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  7. Speaking from the large-breasted side of the spectrum…they are so totally not worth it. Plus the aforementioned Internet-brainwashed males are quite disappointed when they don’t stand at constant attention like the ones they’re used to seeing. You would think they’d remember basic physics, but no.

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  8. @Rod
    “heh. weird and funny”
    if that’s not suited for my tombstone, I dont know what is.
    Wait! “every guy likes boobs, but they don’t have to be big”
    THAT’s going on my tombstone. You should go into grave slogan writing.

    @laya
    Believe me, I am not trying to call out the DD’s and say they shouldn’t be proud of what they’re packin’. I’ve just never understood why media (TV, Movies, Pr0n, etc) wants us to aspire to this one particular vision of beauty. You have an entire country of small-breasted girls that think there’s something wrong with them. And you have an entire country of lonely geeky guys ready and waiting to worship them. We should find a way to get these two groups together. I

    I’ve got it! We’ll call it, “INTARNET!” Im sure theres a dating site just for geeks who like small chests.

    As for the perkiness problem, can we just agree to refer to large breasts as “Physics bags” from now on. I think it’s a much better euphemism that any we currently employ and it set’s the expectations properly.

    Maybe Josh or eli can answer this: what numerical attributes in video game physics determine how breasts react to physics? Can we have those printed on a shirt?

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  9. Oh my god. So much love for the Rachel ref. She’s my favorite X-Men character and half the universe forgets she exists ;_;

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  10. @Varis
    I first learned about her on the X-Men Series II trading cards. I almost had a complete set. I love those cards because you werent supposed to play a game with them. You just had them.

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  11. A large breasted female friend of mine pointed out to me years ago that, to a guy, the best boobs are the ones you have in your hands. Big or small, I like ’em all.

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  12. @Mark
    When your an old man, please impart that wisdom to your son.

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  13. Regarding large breasts == “physics bags” – I personally vote for the term “physics package”, which coincidentally or not, is also the term for the warhead of a nuclear weapon.

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  14. @Sean
    Oh man. That broke me. You win the comments for this comic.

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  15. Lord, do I agree with Laya.

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  16. @J
    “Physics bags.”

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  17. @kathleen
    Men who only love small tits are missing out. Real men love tits, both small and large. Just not too large or too fake. Otherwise, they’re all good. Unless they’re on a she-male. Then it’s just too confusing. Like, you could be “wow, those boobs are hot, even if that’s a dude.” Then your friends think you’re weird for some reason. Boobjudice is what that is.

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  18. Love the third panel.

    And yes, the final picture of the lovely young lady scarfing down chik’n skins brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “ultra hotness”.

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  19. @ Dean
    Youre the first one to mention the Chikin Skinz. I hoped more people would identify with the idea that you could buy a bucket of greasey friend skin sans the chicken.

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  20. Damn right!!! Small tits are just as good as big ones!!

    But, try telling THAT to jerks like Vince Vaughn and comedian Rodney Carrington!!! Bunch of a-holes!!!!

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  21. A topher-like person :) yum.

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