Chicken in a bread pan picken’ out dough

Josh had, what I like to call, a moment of clarity when I told him that “Devil Went Down to Georgia was the King Koopa of Guitar Hero 3. A wave of calm came over him. He shed a single, joyful tear and he said softly “I know now what I have to do. I know what you have been preparing me for.” He was talking to his 360. It was like years of training and suffering were about to pay off.

I guess I get it. I suppose if you spent all of your time masturbating and them someone told you there was going to be this big masturbating contest and only the best masturbators could compete you would be pretty happy. Ya’ know, because you’ve nearly ruined your penis with all the masturbating but you’ve gotten really good at it and you want a chance to show the world. Actually, Josh should just sign up for that.


Just to be clear, Josh does actually put his penis down from time to time in order to fondle a different instrument. He apparently does so which such prowess that he’s wasted his life away right into the top 1% of Guitar Hero 2 360 players world wide.


Congratulate or pity him. It’s all the same.

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  1. Yeah, I was happy when I reached the top 1%, but nowadays, I’m fighting to stay in the top 800. Also, the top 100 are people who cheated for high scores. Enjoy your top 1%… You’ll have alot of work to do to do the same on GHIII

  2. @Egg’s
    Keen 4 came out in 1991. Josh has probably been using that handle since 1997. At least 9 or 10 years. He can correct me if Im wrong. That’s commitment.

    Awwwww….. let him have his moment.

  3. OH DEAR GOD, WERE WE WRONG! Man, I was totally with you back when you wrote this. Even though I only read it today, I put myself chrono-retro-actively in that frame of mind, and I was so excited. Though not as excited as my wife.

    And then, we get to end of the game to find out that IT’S A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE REMAKE of the classic CDB original. I just stopped short of snapping the disc.

  4. One of my favourite things before going gluten and dairy free was a good bread pudding, but I’m a bread pudding purist – no sauce needed 🙂 This looks like a really good version though – I must try it for the Luv Luv! Thanks for sharing 🙂

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