It’s abundantly clear this takes place on Death Row, right? Like, none of you assumed this guy was just in Max, right? Regular Death Row inmates that just wore their mom’s skin as a sun dress and made a trombone out her bones stay on Death Row for years and years, going through multiple appeals and lengthy legal proceedings. This sock-shoe, sock-shoe guy is promptly getting all of his blood replaced with poison Tuesday after next. People need to feel safe in their homes. American citizens need to be able to sleep at night, knowing that everyone they encounter is a sock-sock, shoe-shoe person, be they minister or murderer, doctor or decapitator.
I’m on vacation with my family right now, but I’m still hotel-making you some comics. Please to enjoy, and do tell your friends.
SHARKSPLODERS: Who else belongs in a cell with this sock-shoe, sock-shoe monster?
Those who feel like as soon as the sun goes down on the highway, it’s time to permanently duct-tape their Hi-beams ON.
Alternately, those who don’t turn their lights on at all when it’s overcast.
And are in a grey car.
I don’t care if it’s daytime, yer freakin invisible and lights aren’t just to help you see, they’re to help people see you!
And people that will pace the rear tandems of the trailer on my rig in a grey car.
That color shouldn’t be available for cars.
Wait, are there really people out there like this? Pleas tell me no so I can sleep at night. Please. Hold me, I’m scared.
The threat is real. Your fear is justified and necessary.
i do this..
I just go shoe sock sock shoe
Speaking of drivers: People who think direction signals are for other people, after all, everyone on the road should KNOW when they are going to turn.
…I’m pretty sure that turn signals are, indeed, for other people
still at large is his brother, who zips THEN fastens.
You have to realize they’re the victims because of the abuse they must have suffered at the hands of their parents.
In such a world it’s a wonder we didn’t learn of his deeply dark secret sock-shoe-glove sock-shoe-glove practices
I once knew a man who put his shirt AND jacket on before his pants every day. There was a manhunt, but I dont think they ever caught him.
That was no man.
I didn’t even put on my underpants until my jacket was settled. But I did put on my sock/shoe sock/shoe before the underpants went on. They haven’t caught me yet.
I’m this way, but that’s because my floor is dusty and I don’t care to sweep it. By going sock-shoe, I don’t get the bottom of my socks dirty.
All of history’s greatest monsters had their excuses too.
Wow, I never thought about it, but I go sock shoe sock shoe about 70% of the time. It makes more sense, since I already have the foot up there that I just put a sock on, why not go ahead and put the shoe on. Why would I keep switching back and forth like a lunatic. This way I have more energy to bathe in the blood of newborn kittens while I wear my grandmothers panties on my head. Hail Satan. Or Hell Satan. Whatevs.
Who the heck keeps their shoes in the bedroom? Or do you get dressed at your front door? O_o
–Mind you, I’m Canadian, and we usually take our shoes off inside, although we might have slippers. Because ew your floors, wearing outside shoes around inside!
Listen, I put my pants on just like the rest of you… simultaneously with my underwear and socks, two legs at a time.
This comment needs more cowbell.
I put on my socks & shoes like that, sock-shoe-sock-shoe.
What’s odd is that when I take them off, sometimes I do shoe-sock-shoe-sock, other times I do shoe-shoe-sock-sock. And sometimes I’ll do shoe-sock-pant leg-shoe-sock-pant leg.
Wait, what’s wrong with sock-shoe sock-shoe? If you are sitting down, you already have one leg up to put the sock on, why not put that shoe on at the same time?
Oh, I don’t know. For that matter, what’s wrong with GENOCIDE?!?!
You can’t make human jerky fast enough and most of the bodies spoil?
So you mean sock, shoe, zip, sock, shoe, fasten isn’t normal?
I bet he puts his toilet paper in the down-the-back configuration, too. What a monster.
Perhaps the greatest crime of all.
I only do sock, shoe, sock, shoe at the gym. That’s normal right?
Ok, in the morning that’s pretty weird. I do sock-shoe-sock-shoe all the time after my Tae Kwon Do practices, though. When I take them off beforehand, I stuff my socks in them for safekeeping. Then when I’m leaving, I grab a shoe, put on the sock from it, and put on the shoe before going for the other one. I hope that means I’m just practical and not a monster.
I don’t think I get this one. I apply left sock, then put on left boot, then tie left boot, then apply right sock, put on right boot, tie right boot.
Then I put on my pants.
About the last part, I am lying for fun. Are we just making up new stereotypes here? If one applies one sock then one peice of footwear, one is dangerous to society?
Stop making up new stereotypes!
ONE OF THEM!!!
You sock-shoe sock-shoe apologists make me sick.
JESUS JOEL! You CAN’T post this kind of perverted shit without some kinda … Yanno … WARNING label or something. Maybe some 90’s era AgeCheck website first….
“Warning! The following strip contains imagery that is MOST DEF. INNAPROPS for ALL AUDIENCES!”
God, think of the children.
This comic made me laugh.
This comment, “This sock-shoe, sock-shoe guy is promptly getting all of his blood replaced with poison Tuesday after next. People need to feel safe in their homes,” fucking killed me. I cannot even.
Every time I read it, I lose it.
“Blood replaced with poison,” is my new favorite thing ever.
…Also I think my boyfriend might put his socks and shoes on like that guy.
Is that…a sign?
A sign that you aren’t safe in your home? YES.
UH, Yup, Sock shoe. sock shoe,… That is how I put them on,…… In other news, No one has found any bodies I just left laying around.
That’s because you’re too clever to just leave then laying around. CHECK UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS!!!
Bahaha all you sorry backward socksockshoeshoe adherents. Free the metatarsals! Forsake your encumb’ring socks and embrace the truth and hoy of sandals! Never again shall you endure the demonic itch of leg hairs snagged in nylon!
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This guy isn’t crazy. He puts his human skin pants on one leg at a time like regular people.
Hey, I put on some dudes lower body as a shirt just like you do. One leg at a time. Over my arms. Because I’m wearing his lower body as a shirt. My head is sticking out of what’s left of his butthole. Just like you. Juuuuuuust like you.
I never understood the “pants one leg at a time” thing either. Why would you do that? It’s like, you’ve got the pants all the way up one leg, and then you need to lower them back down to get your other leg in, it makes no sense. I get it if the phrase was “shoes one leg at a time”, because you kind of have to (unless they’re loafers or slippers or something), but with pants? That’s just crazy.
People that use swag in conversation ironically and normally and furry haters
This guy: https://www.filepicker.io/api/file/wxH35VAFSYay2gsUUQge
Fact. That person is as much of a monster as the person who invented buttered popcorn Jelly Beans.
The problems you get when you start treating shoes as indoor wear. . .
wait i get dressed sock shoe sock shoe
The sock-shoe sock-shoe people will be joined by the people who actually know the second verse to the Star Spangled Banner…
If they made a horror movie about those people, I wouldn’t be able to watch it.
So like half the people in fancy choirs? All mine made us learn the first two verses. Now people who know all four….they are truly evil.
I go pants, then underpants. Does this make me a bad guy? Or just a superhero? XD