BIG CRAZY GIANT MEGA BLOWOUT SALE IN THE HijiNKS ENSUE STORE!!!

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Here’s the deal, you Fancy Bastards. I have to move ALL OF MY T-SHIRTS, BOOKS, PLUSHIES, ETC. from one warehouse to another entirely different warehouse on the complete opposite end of North America and that is going to be an expensive and tedious process. In order to make that process LESS EXPENSIVE and LESS TEDIOUS, I am willing to offer my mercantile goods to you at roughly their cost plus a little bit to cover the labor of the actual humans who are packing and shipping them and what not.

THAT MEANS: Until 9/21/13 I will have HE Book 1 for $10 (books are the heaviest and hardest to ship so PLEASE buy these!), Book 2 for $15, and all shirts for $9 – $15. I don’t expect you will see deals like this in the HE store ever again unless I am going entirely out of business and NONE of us wants that (except for YOU, Gary. Yes I know you want me gone, but I won’t go that easily you son of a bitch!).

So GO GO GO BUY BUY BUY STUFF STUFF STUFF! 

[And go go go fuck yourself, Gary.]

 

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hijinksensue· 92 weeks ago

These shirts are being shipped by Blind Ferret, not me. As far as I know it shouldn’t be more than $10 or so. Sorry about that.
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shiny · 91 weeks ago

It’s $14 shipping for one shirt to California, unfortunately. (I know it’s not your fault! Just letting you know.)
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hijinksensue· 91 weeks ago

WHAT?! Checking on it now.
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SOTAS · 88 weeks ago

Joel, I discovered your comic about 8 months ago, I have started from the beginning and have been following your comic ever since I caught up 6 months ago. I love your strip, the experiment, all of it. Also, my fiancee is about to get a lot of stuff from your wifes store. I just wanted to say thank you for doing what you do. Your comic has helped keep a smile on my face and reassure me there are others out there that think like I do.

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hijinksensue· 88 weeks ago

That’s very kind of you and rest assured my wife and I appreciate your support a great deal. Thanks!
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Jaguar · 88 weeks ago

Sailing? As in Christopher Cross’ Sailing? You just got cooler (in an easy listening from 1979 sort of way).

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Adwxxx · 88 weeks ago

How much money do you need to restart the podcast?

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hijinksensue· 87 weeks ago

It’s not that simple. I need money to make it worth my time, time to make it possible within the confines of reality and other interested parties to make it not just me.
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