LAST CHANCE to get HE Books 1 & 2! Only $5 each all January 2015!

HijiNKS ENSUE Books 1 & 2 are ONLY $5 each for the month of January. Then they’re gone FOREVER! I am selling them at or below cost so they can go to Fancy Bastards that will appreciate them, rather than a bonfire. Buy ANY TWO HijiNKS ENSUE books and get a free...

NEW STORE NEW STORE NEW HIJINKS ENSUE STORE!!!

http://store.hijinksensue.com Use code “cyborgmonday2014” to get 15% off today (12/1/2014) ONLY! If you are a Patreon Fancy Patron, you can get a 20% off code HERE. There are 5 new HijiNKS ENSUE T-shirts, 6 new HijiNKS ENSUE Hoodies, 2 new HijiNKS ENSUE...

The HijiNKS ENSUE store @ Explosm is closing forever after this week!

EVERYTHING IS ON SALE!  http://store.hijinksensue.com $19 shirts are now $15 Some shirts are $5 $15 books are now $10 $20 Lil Wil Wheaton plushies (only 30ish remain) are now $10 $16 posters are now $10 $12 signed prints are now $7 $7.50 card packs are now $5 HijiNKS...

NEW STORE NEW STORE NEW EXPLOSM STORE!!!

The new HE store is live at explosm! There are new signed prints and posters (previously only available at conventions), and for the first time I’m offering signed books! A few of the shirts and the Lil’ Wil plushies (only 150 left) are up for preorder now (while...

BIG CRAZY GIANT MEGA BLOWOUT SALE IN THE HijiNKS ENSUE STORE!!!

Here’s the deal, you Fancy Bastards. I have to move ALL OF MY T-SHIRTS, BOOKS, PLUSHIES, ETC. from one warehouse to another entirely different warehouse on the complete opposite end of North America and that is going to be an expensive and tedious process. In...

Tesla Uncoiled Prints And More Prints And More!

GAH! My store (and everything else hosted on Blind Ferret’s servers) got massively hacked! Every day the store is down means money (that I depend on to meet my monthly obligations) out of my pocket. Since I have no ETA on when the main HE store will be back up, I am...

Holiday Shopping HijiNKS And Shipping Deadlines

Ahoy, you Fancy Bastards! Now is the time of year that we feel obligated to purchase things for people. You are neither immune to or excused from this sense of obligation, so you might as well embrace it and support an independent artist while you’re at it....

Grammar Dalek Shirts Plus New Fighting Time Lords Shirts!

GRAMMAR DALEK SHIRTS ARE HERE!  The preorder starts today. There is also a new version of the Fighting Time Lords shirt (created by me and Wil Wheaton) up for preorder. It is moving from Sharksplode to my Blind Ferret store so that we’ll be able to bring them to...

New Shirt! George R.R. You Done Yet?

I can’t wait until the Song Of Ice And Fire septilogy (or possibly octology) is completed and my great great grandchildren can read the final book to me. Of course some will say that the small moon that contains the A.I. super computer that houses George R.R....

Lil’ Wil Wheaton Plushie Presale!!!

A little Ferret tells me that the Lil’ Wil Wheaton plushie is going to go on presale this coming Monday (6/11) at midnight (Tuesday morning 6/12). The ONLY way to make sure you get one by the holidays is to order during the presale which I believe is going to be one...

Winter Is Coming T-Shirts Are In The Store!

“Winter Is Coming” shirts are now IN THE STORE!!! [based on this comic] I worked SO HARD on this design, you guys. I had to take the full color/water color effect I used in the original comic and distill it down to three colors. Not as easy task, but I am...

The HijiNKS ENSUE Store Is Back!

The all new, re-launched, Blind Ferret Powered  HIJINKS ENSUE STORE is up and fully operational. It’s only been live for a few hours so there are still some kinks to work out, and organizational things I plan on addressing, but for now please go check it out and...

Big Changes In The HijiNKS ENSUE Store

After this week The HijiNKS ENSUE Store will be shutting down for a at least a couple of weeks for some retooling. There are lots of wonderfully exciting things going on behind the scenes right now that will allow me to focus more on comicing and less on the day to...

Store Clearance: Last Chance For “Ovipositor” Shirts & More

The “Keep Your Laws Off My Ovipositor” shirt is on clearance now for only $11. That is a ridiculous price. I really need to move these shirts to make room for new designs, so please consider taking one off my hands and putting it into your own. What you do...

The Book 2 Presale Is Upon Us!

Tremble and feast your eyes skyward! Witness the horror! The sky has cracked wide! All manner of unspeakable evil escape its gaping maw! Also the HijiNKS ENSUE Book 2 Presale has started. So there’s that to look forward to. GO HERE NOW! You can pick up the book...

HE Holiday (HEliday?) Cards Are In The Store!

Oh, man I am crazy excited about these. Order quick so you can get them out before Solstice or Boxing Day or whatever. The pack is $15 and you get 12 cards (3 of each design). By large demand there is a “I’m a Snowflake On The Wind” card, an...

British Knights Shirts Are Here! Tea And Crumpets For All!

The British Knights are coming! No, I am not talking about shoes from the late 80’s/early 90’s. I’m talking about the Queen most elite guard of chivalrous badasses. BUY IT! “From Celebrity, Nobility” [based on THIS COMIC] Tags: geek...

“Keep Your Laws Off My Ovipositor” Shirts Are Gestating In My Chest!

Do you believe in an Alien’s right to choose? Alien reproductive rights is certainly a complicated and divisive issue. At least we can all agree not to touch their blood. Because it’s made of acid. And it will melt your fingers off. BUY IT! [Based on THIS...

Ewok Stare Shirts Are In The Store!

Holy crap-pants you guys! The Ewok Stare shirts [based on THIS comic] are actually IN THE STORE! I am super proud of this design, as it took over a year and at least 6 complete do-overs to get right. If you would like to support HijiNKS ENSUE, picking up this shirt...

Bigger Better Comic Prints Are In The Store!

NEWS! Super giant HE comic prints are available at Topatoco now! I’ve always thought my comics looked at least 60% better when viewed at a larger size. Now when you buy a comic print you can get them at the size I actually draw them! No more secret pixels that...

“Under The Bridge Downtown” Prints

If you enjoyed my brief flirtation with continuity (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Epilogue), you can now get a print of the entire adventure in the store for a limited time. They are 11″ x 14″ and super tasty. BUY THE PRINT HERE! Tags: comic prints, news,...

Science Fiction Tv-Movie Title Generator T-Shirts and Prints!

Science Fiction TV-Movie Title Generator T-Shirt @Topatoco!!! BEHOLD! I have decrypted the ancient science fiction cypher from which unspeakable beasts are birthed onto your television! What monsters will you create now that you know the secret? Dinoyeti? Chupaconda?...

Limited “Riker?” Shirt & 5 Shirt Closeout Sale

The “Riker? I Hardly Know Her!” shirt was going to be my next big production run, but the reaction to it was split between “I’m a Trekkie and I love it!” and “I’m not a Trekkie and you’re dumb!” So if you get the...

Team Edward [James Olmos] Shirts Are Now In The HE Store

After posting THIS COMIC I was inundated with emails and tweets begging me to actually produce the Team Edward (James Olmos)/Twilight shirt. I am but your humble servant, Intertron, so here you go: I’ve worked my ass off on this one for the last two days...

Black Friday Sale and New Stuff In The Store

In honor of that most sacred and darkest of holidays, Black Friday, I am lowering the prices of my goods and sundries as is the custom of my people: BOOKS are $5 off SHIRTS are $4 off [except for Topatoco Shirts who’s prices I don’t control] SIGNED COMIC...

BOOK NEWS: HijiNKS Ensue Volume 1 Preorder is GO! GO! GO!

HijiNKS Ensue Volume 1: Godspeed You Fancy Bastard is up for preorder in The HE Store NOW! What’s in the book? All of the HE comics from 2007-2008 in full color 116 Pages of geeky goodness “Directors Commentary” on each comic A forward by Bill Barnes...
HijiNKS Ensue Volume 1: Godspeed You Fancy Bastard

HijiNKS Ensue Volume 1: Godspeed You Fancy Bastard

UPDATE: YOU CAN TOTALLY PREORDER THE BOOK RIGHT NOW!!! I’ve been working on this book cover for a week straight, so it’s the most I can muster today as far as comics go. Here’s the deal: Starting Monday, July 27th you will be able to preorder the...

New T-Shirts + 1 Year Experimentversary

Holy effin’ crap, guys! It’s been 1 year to the day since I started The Experiment (read the original announcement here)! For new readers or old school Fancy Bastard who may have forgotten, The Experiment is my attempt to make a living from my webcomic....

The “Eh Team” shirt and Groverfield Shirt are in the store

“In 1972 a crack hockey team was sent to the penalty box by for high-sticking and decapitating a team mate with their skates. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security moose cave to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the Canadian government,...

Ordering Shirts and Prints Today

I’m ordering shirts and prints in a couple of hours, so now is a great time to order something if you want to receive it with as little wait as possible. Head over to the STORE before 5pm central or so and you should get in under the wire. A few of you have...

New Store and Signed Comic Prints

The all new HijiNKS Ensue store is up and running at www.hijinksensuestore.com. All the shirts from the old store are there, and for the first time you can buy Signed HijiNKS Ensue Comic prints. I’m very excited about the new store and the prints, so please...

Shipping update and help needed!

All shirts ordered from April 22nd to May 9th are out the door. The “Holodeck is for Porn” shirts look awesome. I need your help on a couple of issues: 1) I ordered a Ladies 2XL Baby Doll “Godspeed You Fancy Bastard” shirt and have it in my...

Outdoor Fucking Starts Today

Cuz’ it’s the first of May. If you ordered a shirt from April 3rd to April 18th (or so), it is shipped. All except for a few unlucky Fancy Bastards that ordered XL Roslin ’08 Mens shirts. I was a dumbass and ordered 2 too few of those. I will make it...

The doorbell? But I’m not expecting anyone…

Check that out! They look fantastic. I’m wearing my “Roslin ’08” shirt right now. Today I am picking up a printer for shipping labels and a postage scale. The plastic shirt envelopes I ordered to ship these in should arrive early next week....

“The Holodeck is for Porn” T-Shirt

Today’s comic inspired me to make a new shirt. Pick one up in the store if you like.  If you frequent other SciFi blogs or forums, feel free to link them to this post or to the store. Tags: scifi, shirts, star trek, store, the holodeck is for...

Would the Fancy Bastards fancy a Sharksplode shirt?

Based on reader suggestions (most recently from Orf) I’ve worked up some designs for a “Sharkslpode” t-shirt. Sharksploding originated from this comic, if you need a refresher course. This one is using the art directly from the comic, so it’s...

Wizard Shirts Return to the HijiNKS Ensue Store!

UPDATE: All current shirts and other merch are HERE IN THE HE STORE Took me long enough, but both the “Wizard Pride” shirt and the “Magically Fabulous” shirt are back in THE STORE. There are NEW COLORS of each, too. Click the “more”...

Shirt Order Update

If you have placed an order since April 1st, I will be ordering your shirt from the printer tomorrow and shipping out as soon as they arrive. I hope to be placing shirt orders every two weeks from here on out and weekly as soon as the store really picks up. Thank you...

Godspeed, You Fancy Bastard shirt is IN THE STORE!!!

Special thanks to the Fancy Bastards that helped design this one. I think it turned out fantastic and that’s mostly due to your suggestions and feedback during the design process. Head over to the store and pick one up. Tags: fancy bastards, geek shirts,...

Godspeed, You Fancy Bastard Shirt Final Design?

I think this might be it. Thoughts before I post it in the store?+ UPDATE!! It’s in the store now! Tags: shirts, store, the...

GYFB Shirt Designs Update

This shirt design is kicking my ass but I think it’s getting stronger with each revision thanks, in no small part, to your suggestions. After completing the Josh art I am leaning one of two directions. Josh by himself: Or the original layout: Joel, Eli and the...

Need some feedback on Shirt Design

UPDATE (4/10/08 @ 1:45pm): I’ve been reading all the suggestions and messing around with new design concepts. I normally would just design the shirt and put it in the store, but this one is special. It’s the “I’m A Fancy Bastard” shirt....

New comic Tuesday and the realization of a dream

A pox has fallen on my house yet again. My wife was sick (really sick) all weekend so the comic took a backseat. It will be posted tomorrow morning. Until then, here’s a sneak previews: You don’t have to say it. I already know.  “Hotness.” I...

No comic today, Dallas Observer, Desktops & STORE UPDATE!!!

What is going on? What am I doing? Where is the comic? What the crap? I have several projects that I am wrapping up this week and just didn’t have time to finish today’s comic without rushing. I will be posting it Monday. Lot’s of cool stuff in the...