4 NEW PRINTS and POSTERS IN THE STORE! 

Coffee Is Life, There Are Four Lights, Such Darmok and the remaining (25 or so) signed and numbered Daddy/Daughter Digital Drawing Time Posters have just been added to the HijiNKS ENSUE Store. The regular prints are available in 8.5×11″ for $9.95 and...

NEW STORE NEW STORE NEW HIJINKS ENSUE STORE!!!

http://store.hijinksensue.com Use code “cyborgmonday2014” to get 15% off today (12/1/2014) ONLY! If you are a Patreon Fancy Patron, you can get a 20% off code HERE. There are 5 new HijiNKS ENSUE T-shirts, 6 new HijiNKS ENSUE Hoodies, 2 new HijiNKS ENSUE...

NEW STORE NEW STORE NEW EXPLOSM STORE!!!

The new HE store is live at explosm! There are new signed prints and posters (previously only available at conventions), and for the first time I’m offering signed books! A few of the shirts and the Lil’ Wil plushies (only 150 left) are up for preorder now (while...

Tesla Uncoiled Prints And More Prints And More!

GAH! My store (and everything else hosted on Blind Ferret’s servers) got massively hacked! Every day the store is down means money (that I depend on to meet my monthly obligations) out of my pocket. Since I have no ETA on when the main HE store will be back up, I am...

Holiday Shopping HijiNKS And Shipping Deadlines

Ahoy, you Fancy Bastards! Now is the time of year that we feel obligated to purchase things for people. You are neither immune to or excused from this sense of obligation, so you might as well embrace it and support an independent artist while you’re at it....

Grammar Dalek Shirts Plus New Fighting Time Lords Shirts!

GRAMMAR DALEK SHIRTS ARE HERE!  The preorder starts today. There is also a new version of the Fighting Time Lords shirt (created by me and Wil Wheaton) up for preorder. It is moving from Sharksplode to my Blind Ferret store so that we’ll be able to bring them to...

New Shirt! George R.R. You Done Yet?

I can’t wait until the Song Of Ice And Fire septilogy (or possibly octology) is completed and my great great grandchildren can read the final book to me. Of course some will say that the small moon that contains the A.I. super computer that houses George R.R....

Lil’ Wil Wheaton Plushie Presale!!!

A little Ferret tells me that the Lil’ Wil Wheaton plushie is going to go on presale this coming Monday (6/11) at midnight (Tuesday morning 6/12). The ONLY way to make sure you get one by the holidays is to order during the presale which I believe is going to be one...

Winter Is Coming T-Shirts Are In The Store!

“Winter Is Coming” shirts are now IN THE STORE!!! [based on this comic] I worked SO HARD on this design, you guys. I had to take the full color/water color effect I used in the original comic and distill it down to three colors. Not as easy task, but I am...

The HijiNKS ENSUE Store Is Back!

The all new, re-launched, Blind Ferret Powered  HIJINKS ENSUE STORE is up and fully operational. It’s only been live for a few hours so there are still some kinks to work out, and organizational things I plan on addressing, but for now please go check it out and...

Big Changes In The HijiNKS ENSUE Store

After this week The HijiNKS ENSUE Store will be shutting down for a at least a couple of weeks for some retooling. There are lots of wonderfully exciting things going on behind the scenes right now that will allow me to focus more on comicing and less on the day to...

The Book 2 Presale Is Upon Us!

Tremble and feast your eyes skyward! Witness the horror! The sky has cracked wide! All manner of unspeakable evil escape its gaping maw! Also the HijiNKS ENSUE Book 2 Presale has started. So there’s that to look forward to. GO HERE NOW! You can pick up the book...

HE Holiday (HEliday?) Cards Are In The Store!

Oh, man I am crazy excited about these. Order quick so you can get them out before Solstice or Boxing Day or whatever. The pack is $15 and you get 12 cards (3 of each design). By large demand there is a “I’m a Snowflake On The Wind” card, an...

Ewok Stare Shirts Are In The Store!

Holy crap-pants you guys! The Ewok Stare shirts [based on THIS comic] are actually IN THE STORE! I am super proud of this design, as it took over a year and at least 6 complete do-overs to get right. If you would like to support HijiNKS ENSUE, picking up this shirt...

Bigger Better Comic Prints Are In The Store!

NEWS! Super giant HE comic prints are available at Topatoco now! I’ve always thought my comics looked at least 60% better when viewed at a larger size. Now when you buy a comic print you can get them at the size I actually draw them! No more secret pixels that...

“Under The Bridge Downtown” Prints

If you enjoyed my brief flirtation with continuity (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Epilogue), you can now get a print of the entire adventure in the store for a limited time. They are 11″ x 14″ and super tasty. BUY THE PRINT HERE! Tags: comic prints, news,...

New “Boo” Prints In The Store!

CHECK THIS OUT! Based on THIS COMIC and expertly colored by Silkspinner from Complex Actions who you may also remember from THIS GUEST COMIC. $15 + shipping. Printed at 11″X17″ on high quality stock. Suitable for framing. Tags: news,...

Black Friday Sale and New Stuff In The Store

In honor of that most sacred and darkest of holidays, Black Friday, I am lowering the prices of my goods and sundries as is the custom of my people: BOOKS are $5 off SHIRTS are $4 off [except for Topatoco Shirts who’s prices I don’t control] SIGNED COMIC...
HijiNKS Ensue Volume 1: Godspeed You Fancy Bastard

HijiNKS Ensue Volume 1: Godspeed You Fancy Bastard

UPDATE: YOU CAN TOTALLY PREORDER THE BOOK RIGHT NOW!!! I’ve been working on this book cover for a week straight, so it’s the most I can muster today as far as comics go. Here’s the deal: Starting Monday, July 27th you will be able to preorder the...

New T-Shirts + 1 Year Experimentversary

Holy effin’ crap, guys! It’s been 1 year to the day since I started The Experiment (read the original announcement here)! For new readers or old school Fancy Bastard who may have forgotten, The Experiment is my attempt to make a living from my webcomic....

Comic and Podcast Update

I’m handling a bit of a crisis right now and won’t be able to get to the comic until tomorrow some point in the very near future maybe never. There are a handful of shirts that should already be in FB hands and are… off the grid. More than likely I...

Ordering Shirts and Prints Today

I’m ordering shirts and prints in a couple of hours, so now is a great time to order something if you want to receive it with as little wait as possible. Head over to the STORE before 5pm central or so and you should get in under the wire. A few of you have...

New Store and Signed Comic Prints

The all new HijiNKS Ensue store is up and running at www.hijinksensuestore.com. All the shirts from the old store are there, and for the first time you can buy Signed HijiNKS Ensue Comic prints. I’m very excited about the new store and the prints, so please...

Shipping update and help needed!

All shirts ordered from April 22nd to May 9th are out the door. The “Holodeck is for Porn” shirts look awesome. I need your help on a couple of issues: 1) I ordered a Ladies 2XL Baby Doll “Godspeed You Fancy Bastard” shirt and have it in my...

Outdoor Fucking Starts Today

Cuz’ it’s the first of May. If you ordered a shirt from April 3rd to April 18th (or so), it is shipped. All except for a few unlucky Fancy Bastards that ordered XL Roslin ’08 Mens shirts. I was a dumbass and ordered 2 too few of those. I will make it...

The doorbell? But I’m not expecting anyone…

Check that out! They look fantastic. I’m wearing my “Roslin ’08” shirt right now. Today I am picking up a printer for shipping labels and a postage scale. The plastic shirt envelopes I ordered to ship these in should arrive early next week....

“The Holodeck is for Porn” T-Shirt

Today’s comic inspired me to make a new shirt. Pick one up in the store if you like.  If you frequent other SciFi blogs or forums, feel free to link them to this post or to the store. Tags: scifi, shirts, star trek, store, the holodeck is for...

Would the Fancy Bastards fancy a Sharksplode shirt?

Based on reader suggestions (most recently from Orf) I’ve worked up some designs for a “Sharkslpode” t-shirt. Sharksploding originated from this comic, if you need a refresher course. This one is using the art directly from the comic, so it’s...

Wizard Shirts Return to the HijiNKS Ensue Store!

UPDATE: All current shirts and other merch are HERE IN THE HE STORE Took me long enough, but both the “Wizard Pride” shirt and the “Magically Fabulous” shirt are back in THE STORE. There are NEW COLORS of each, too. Click the “more”...

Shirt Order Update

If you have placed an order since April 1st, I will be ordering your shirt from the printer tomorrow and shipping out as soon as they arrive. I hope to be placing shirt orders every two weeks from here on out and weekly as soon as the store really picks up. Thank you...

Godspeed, You Fancy Bastard shirt is IN THE STORE!!!

Special thanks to the Fancy Bastards that helped design this one. I think it turned out fantastic and that’s mostly due to your suggestions and feedback during the design process. Head over to the store and pick one up. Tags: fancy bastards, geek shirts,...

GYFB Shirt Designs Update

This shirt design is kicking my ass but I think it’s getting stronger with each revision thanks, in no small part, to your suggestions. After completing the Josh art I am leaning one of two directions. Josh by himself: Or the original layout: Joel, Eli and the...

Need some feedback on Shirt Design

UPDATE (4/10/08 @ 1:45pm): I’ve been reading all the suggestions and messing around with new design concepts. I normally would just design the shirt and put it in the store, but this one is special. It’s the “I’m A Fancy Bastard” shirt....

Store Update: HELP!

If you have one of the “Roslin ’08” shirts, please send me a pic of you wearing it. It’s not for my personal naughty business. Its for COMMERCE! This will be the first shirt added to the store, and possibly the only one from the old lot (unless...

New comic Tuesday and the realization of a dream

A pox has fallen on my house yet again. My wife was sick (really sick) all weekend so the comic took a backseat. It will be posted tomorrow morning. Until then, here’s a sneak previews: You don’t have to say it. I already know.  “Hotness.” I...