LAST CHANCE to get HE Books 1 & 2! Only $5 each all January 2015!

HijiNKS ENSUE Books 1 & 2 are ONLY $5 each for the month of January. Then they’re gone FOREVER! I am selling them at or below cost so they can go to Fancy Bastards that will appreciate them, rather than a bonfire. Buy ANY TWO HijiNKS ENSUE books and get a free...

NEW STORE NEW STORE NEW HIJINKS ENSUE STORE!!!

http://store.hijinksensue.com Use code “cyborgmonday2014” to get 15% off today (12/1/2014) ONLY! If you are a Patreon Fancy Patron, you can get a 20% off code HERE. There are 5 new HijiNKS ENSUE T-shirts, 6 new HijiNKS ENSUE Hoodies, 2 new HijiNKS ENSUE...

The HijiNKS ENSUE store @ Explosm is closing forever after this week!

EVERYTHING IS ON SALE!  http://store.hijinksensue.com $19 shirts are now $15 Some shirts are $5 $15 books are now $10 $20 Lil Wil Wheaton plushies (only 30ish remain) are now $10 $16 posters are now $10 $12 signed prints are now $7 $7.50 card packs are now $5 HijiNKS...

Potter And Daughter, A new podcast I’m making with my kiddo, needs your help!

I’ve added two new rewards levels to my Patreon. At $1750 I am going to completely redesign my website with bigger comics and better organization, and at $2000 I am going to produce and release a new podcast with my daughter all about her journey through the Harry...

Toronto FAN Expo Canada is THIS WEEKEND!

HijiNKS ENSUE and Cyanide & Happiness at Toronto FAN Expo Canada THIS WEEKEND! Toronto Area Fancy Bastards: Come see me and Rob and Mike from Explosm at booth 456. We’ll be there all weekend hanging out and doing sketches. I’ll have shirts, books and...

HijiNKS ENSUE 7 Year Anniversary Fancy Fan Art Contest!

Last Sunday, May 11th, HijiNKS ENSUE turned 7 years old! What does that even mean? Why am I still allowed to do this? In celebration, I am holding a Fancy Fan Art Contest just like last year. And, just like last year, the rules are the same: You’ll have a week (maybe...

SEATTLE FANCY BASTARDS! Emerald City Comicon is next week!

ECCC is my absolute favorite convention of the year, and it is SHOCKINGLY close to happening nowish. David and I will be at booth #1412 right next to Cyanide & Happiness! I will have the leftover DDDT prints, other prints, books, shirts, Wil Wheaton plushies and...

HijiNKS ENSUE Is On Patreon!

The 6 year anniversary of The Experiment is just around the corner and, as of yesterday, I have officially begun my next phase of it… it being The Experiment… ANYWAY I STARTED A PATREON!  It’s just like the monthly donation subscriptions I’ve...

Daddy/Daughter Digital Drawing Time 2013 Fundraiser Print!

SHORTEST VERSION: My daughter and I collaborated on a print! It’s signed by both of us and limited to 100 pieces. GO BUY IT NOW (and tell 99 of your friends)! SHORT VERSION: Instead of selling a limited print to pay for a trip for my wife and I on JoCo Cruise...

NEW STORE NEW STORE NEW EXPLOSM STORE!!!

The new HE store is live at explosm! There are new signed prints and posters (previously only available at conventions), and for the first time I’m offering signed books! A few of the shirts and the Lil’ Wil plushies (only 150 left) are up for preorder now (while...

BIG CRAZY GIANT MEGA BLOWOUT SALE IN THE HijiNKS ENSUE STORE!!!

Here’s the deal, you Fancy Bastards. I have to move ALL OF MY T-SHIRTS, BOOKS, PLUSHIES, ETC. from one warehouse to another entirely different warehouse on the complete opposite end of North America and that is going to be an expensive and tedious process. In...

HijiNKS ENSUE 6 Year Anniversary Fancy Fan Art Contest

Tomorrow (May 11, 2013), HijiNKS ENSUE turns 6 years old. To celebrate I want to hold a Fancy Bastard Fancy Fan Art contest. You’ll have the next week, maybe 2 depending on how quick the submissions come in, to submit your most creative depiction of anything HE...

Cyanide & Happiness & Joel

Guess what, Internet? I have been hired by my good friends at Explosm to write for The Cyanide & Happiness show!  I’ve been collaborating with Rob and Dave and Kris, et al on various comics, character ideas, animation concepts and songs over the last year or...

JoCo Cruise Crazy 3 Fundraiser

  Ahoy Fancy Bastards! I just posted my JCCC3 Fundraiser page. Just like last year I am selling 100 limited numbered and signed prints (this time it’s my characters [and Wil Wheaton] on a multiversal mashup starship bridge – Star Trek, BSG, Firefly, etc) as...

Holiday Shopping HijiNKS And Shipping Deadlines

Ahoy, you Fancy Bastards! Now is the time of year that we feel obligated to purchase things for people. You are neither immune to or excused from this sense of obligation, so you might as well embrace it and support an independent artist while you’re at it....

The HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast Returns (again)!

Long story, incredibly short: The HE Podcast is returning this week. The first new episode will be up for download (website, RSS, iTunes) on Wednesday morning. All 51 Post Shows have been moved from The Vault into the main feed. Only about 50 people have ever heard...

Grammar Dalek Shirts Plus New Fighting Time Lords Shirts!

GRAMMAR DALEK SHIRTS ARE HERE!  The preorder starts today. There is also a new version of the Fighting Time Lords shirt (created by me and Wil Wheaton) up for preorder. It is moving from Sharksplode to my Blind Ferret store so that we’ll be able to bring them to...

New Shirt! George R.R. You Done Yet?

I can’t wait until the Song Of Ice And Fire septilogy (or possibly octology) is completed and my great great grandchildren can read the final book to me. Of course some will say that the small moon that contains the A.I. super computer that houses George R.R....

4 Year Experimentiversary, 5 Year Anniversary & More Experimenting

I didn’t realize until after I got home from Emerald City Comicon that I had forgotten to mention the 4 year anniversary of The Experiment. I have officially been professionally unemployed making comics for 4 years as of March 31, 2012. People used to ask me all...

The HijiNKS ENSUE Store Is Back!

The all new, re-launched, Blind Ferret Powered  HIJINKS ENSUE STORE is up and fully operational. It’s only been live for a few hours so there are still some kinks to work out, and organizational things I plan on addressing, but for now please go check it out and...

Big Changes In The HijiNKS ENSUE Store

After this week The HijiNKS ENSUE Store will be shutting down for a at least a couple of weeks for some retooling. There are lots of wonderfully exciting things going on behind the scenes right now that will allow me to focus more on comicing and less on the day to...

HijiNKS ENSUE is 5 Days A Week Now!

If you were around this nook of the internet last week you have have noticed an unusually high volume of HijiNKS ENSUE Comics. Long time readers know that due to the topical nature of the comic I am unable to have a buffer of finished comics. This has always lead to a...

Webcomic Rampage Panel Pt. 1 On The HE Podcast

There is a special episode of the HE Podcast UP NOW. It is a webcomics panel recorded at the annual Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage event in Austin, TX. Enjoy! It features myself, Danielle Corsetto of Girls With Slingshots, Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content,...

The Book 2 Presale Is Upon Us!

Tremble and feast your eyes skyward! Witness the horror! The sky has cracked wide! All manner of unspeakable evil escape its gaping maw! Also the HijiNKS ENSUE Book 2 Presale has started. So there’s that to look forward to. GO HERE NOW! You can pick up the book...

HE Holiday (HEliday?) Cards Are In The Store!

Oh, man I am crazy excited about these. Order quick so you can get them out before Solstice or Boxing Day or whatever. The pack is $15 and you get 12 cards (3 of each design). By large demand there is a “I’m a Snowflake On The Wind” card, an...

HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast with The Nerdist: Chris Hardwick!

Once upon a time I made A COMIC about Chris Hardwick. Then, through the magic of Twitter and The Internet I was able to interview the very same Chris Hardwick while he was in Dallas doing a few stand up gigs. Chris killed with murder-style laugh-times on stage and was...

British Knights Shirts Are Here! Tea And Crumpets For All!

The British Knights are coming! No, I am not talking about shoes from the late 80’s/early 90’s. I’m talking about the Queen most elite guard of chivalrous badasses. BUY IT! “From Celebrity, Nobility” [based on THIS COMIC] Tags: geek...

“Keep Your Laws Off My Ovipositor” Shirts Are Gestating In My Chest!

Do you believe in an Alien’s right to choose? Alien reproductive rights is certainly a complicated and divisive issue. At least we can all agree not to touch their blood. Because it’s made of acid. And it will melt your fingers off. BUY IT! [Based on THIS...

Austin, TX Fancy Bastards Get Ready for Webcomics Rampage!

My buddy David Willis has posted all of the relevant info: Hey, dudes, there’s one last  hurrah for me this convention season, and it’s a doozy!  On December 11-12, Dragon’s Lair Comics in Austin, Texas, is holding Webcomic Rampage [link to Facebook Event]!  It’s...

Ewok Stare Shirts Are In The Store!

Holy crap-pants you guys! The Ewok Stare shirts [based on THIS comic] are actually IN THE STORE! I am super proud of this design, as it took over a year and at least 6 complete do-overs to get right. If you would like to support HijiNKS ENSUE, picking up this shirt...

Bigger Better Comic Prints Are In The Store!

NEWS! Super giant HE comic prints are available at Topatoco now! I’ve always thought my comics looked at least 60% better when viewed at a larger size. Now when you buy a comic print you can get them at the size I actually draw them! No more secret pixels that...

What’s Happening? Where Am I?

You may notice the surroundings look a little different today. That’s because my 9 month plan to revamp the look of HijiNKSEnsue.com has finally been completed (mostly). Back in January I hired a designer to make the site prettier. I didn’t trust myself to...

“Under The Bridge Downtown” Prints

If you enjoyed my brief flirtation with continuity (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Epilogue), you can now get a print of the entire adventure in the store for a limited time. They are 11″ x 14″ and super tasty. BUY THE PRINT HERE! Tags: comic prints, news,...

Book 1 Artist Edition Close Out and Other News

July 1st – July 31st will be your LAST CHANCE to get a PERSONALIZED HE BOOK 1 ARTIST EDITION until the 2011 holiday season!!! ORDER NOW or forever (or for like 6 months) hold on to your funds! After July 31st you will be able to order the book through my...

C2E2 in Chicago This Weekend!

C2E2 is THIS WEEKEND!!! April 16-18 I will be at booth WC-B in the Webcomics Pavillion with Gordon McAlpin of Multiplex. We will be a few tables over from Girls With Slingshots/Something*Positive and right across from Shortpacked, WereGeek and Erica Moen/Lucy Knisley....

2 Year Experiment-versary, New Olmos Shirt and BIG NEWS!

That’s right, you Fancy Bastards. As of last week I have been professionally unemployed as a webcartoonist for 2 years! WTF, right? Absolutely no part of that makes any sense. I wrote more about it in THIS BLOG POST [under the comic]. Again, I just want to say...

Comicpalooza In Houston, TX March 26-28!!!

Don’t forget Houstonian Fancy Bastards, Comicpalooza is this weekend! Guests include: Nicholas Brendon, Bruce Campbell, Dichen Lachman from Dollhouse, Peter Mayhew, Ray Park, a million comicbook pros and a hundred million more people of various influence and...

Limited “Riker?” Shirt & 5 Shirt Closeout Sale

The “Riker? I Hardly Know Her!” shirt was going to be my next big production run, but the reaction to it was split between “I’m a Trekkie and I love it!” and “I’m not a Trekkie and you’re dumb!” So if you get the...

Team Edward [James Olmos] Shirts Are Now In The HE Store

After posting THIS COMIC I was inundated with emails and tweets begging me to actually produce the Team Edward (James Olmos)/Twilight shirt. I am but your humble servant, Intertron, so here you go: I’ve worked my ass off on this one for the last two days...

Black Friday Sale and New Stuff In The Store

In honor of that most sacred and darkest of holidays, Black Friday, I am lowering the prices of my goods and sundries as is the custom of my people: BOOKS are $5 off SHIRTS are $4 off [except for Topatoco Shirts who’s prices I don’t control] SIGNED COMIC...

Upcoming Appearances: Come Say Hi!

I have several upcoming appearances between now and the end of October. These will be my first real reader interaction experiences, and I would appreciate your help in making them fantastic. Baltimore Comic-Con – Baltimore Maryland October 10-11 I will be in the...

BOOK NEWS: HijiNKS Ensue Volume 1 Preorder is GO! GO! GO!

HijiNKS Ensue Volume 1: Godspeed You Fancy Bastard is up for preorder in The HE Store NOW! What’s in the book? All of the HE comics from 2007-2008 in full color 116 Pages of geeky goodness “Directors Commentary” on each comic A forward by Bill Barnes...