![Look, I've got to put money into this Lincoln brain to get it cleaned up, and it's going to sit in my shop for months if not years. With the way the economy is going, Lincoln brains just aren't fetching the prices they used to. I'll give you $1000 and that's my final offer. So, we got a deal? Excellent. Chum Bucket Lee, go write this guy up. Oh, and don't forget GRAAAAWRRRRR!!!!!! [BITEBITEBITEBITE]](http://hijinksensue.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/2011-08-08-la-semana-de-los-tiburones.jpg "Look, I've got to put money into this Lincoln brain to get it cleaned up, and it's going to sit in my shop for months if not years. With the way the economy is going, Lincoln brains just aren't fetching the prices they used to. I'll give you $1000 and that's my final offer. So, we got a deal? Excellent. Chum Bucket Lee, go write this guy up. Oh, and don't forget GRAAAAWRRRRR!!!!!! [BITEBITEBITEBITE]")
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Alternate Title: Shark Weakness
He’s also been watching a lot of Shark Macgyver, Shark Wheel of Fortune and Shark Friends, the show about 6 friends who live above a coffee shop in New York and also they are sharks.
COMMENTERS: Gimme more Shark shows!
Mega Shark vs. Giant Shark
Wait…
Niiiice.. I think we're all on a kick about using Pawn Stars as a target for our humour, lately.
Lemme call a buddy of mine who knows a lot about the brains of assassinated Presidents….
EXACTLY! That line was (almost) in the comic.
You probably would have needed a fourth or fifth panel to get that one in without breaking the flow. I can see why it didn't make it in. But he says that every episode…all you'd need now is a hammerhead shark that's prepared to sell the entire store for a handful of magic beans. Preferably with a bucket of chum on hand…..
Shark Doctor Who he abhors violence, till there's blood in the water.
Other suggestions: Shark Idol, America's Got Shark Talent, I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant (with a shark)!
Latest Christmas Special was Shark DW, wasn't it?
(As for my two cents, I might even watch Jersey Shark.)
Only if the Jersey Shark eats the entire cast on the first(and only) episode, then I'd watch it, I'd watch the hell out of that.
Wouldn't that make the shark so ill, it'd die…then you'd have to call in *takes off sunglasses* Shark CSI.
Shark Trek: The Next Generation.
Sharkbusters.
Gordon Ramsey's Shark Nightmares.
Theres one very close to that on BBC america, GOrdon Ramsay's Shark Bait
Deep Shark Nine
Star Trek: Shark Voyager
Then there's always some classics, like Max Sharkroom, Sharkers, and Sharkquest DSV.
Oh, and I can't believe I forgot Battle Shark Galactica.
With good ol' Col. Tighgershark.
A Game of Sharks (A Shark of Thrones?)
Alpha Sharks (Sharks with supershark powers!)
Sharkscape ("My name is John Crichton, An Astroshark. A radioactive tidal wave hit and I got shot through a whirlpool. Now I'm lost in some distant part of the seas on a whale, a living whale! full of strange alien life forms. Feed Me, [FEED ME!] Listen please, is there anybody out there who can feed me? I'm being hunted [Hunted] by an insane military soup chef doing everything I can! I'm just looking for a way home!")
Thank you for this.
any Farscape reference warms this poor geeks heart.
Suicide Squad #1 drops next month, starring Deadshot, Harley Quinn, and King Shark. He’s a shark!
Two And A Half Sharks, St. Elsesharks, CSI (Crime Shark Investigation), S (About a group of aliens who pose as sharks), Cagney & Sharky, Fins (Wings), Chum (Glee), Harry Sharker and the Deathly Hallows.
Sharkfeld – A comedy about nothing.
Nothing except mauling.
For some reason I'm thinking the whole "shark thing" could be a great hook for a lawyer show.
It could be about a real shark of a lawyer who is tenacious and does anything he can to win. It might even star veteran actor James Woods as the main character.
And the title would obviously have to be "Lawyer".
I was thinking "Ally McShark", but yours is infinitely better…
LA Shark, whatever that lawyer show was that had William Sharkner in it, and other lawyer shows that aren't on the air anymore.
Sharkball with a Shark hosting instead of Chris Matthews.
The vision of Grover Norquist fending off a shark attack makes me smile with glee.
Shark Road Truckers, where truck drivers are filmed carrying weird loads and bitching about each other and the destination is an island whose only link to the mainland is a bridge. Made of sharks.
Shark Survivor: 16 contestants are put into shark-infested waters until there is only one….oh, you get the picture.
MasterShark. The competition is for who can be the best shark. The episodes are very short, and extremely gory.
This would seriously rate through the roof.
Sharky Odd Parents- About a neglected little boy who get two sharks for godparents… who promptly devours all his tormentors.
Shark School Musical- The annoying story of a group of high school teenagers and their lives… and a shark. Who eats them. Especially the douchebag with the afro.
Shark Wrestling Entertainment- Its wrestling. With sharks. The matches tend to be pretty predictable though.
sharkter who come along pond
Next time, on Sharkhoarders. Susan is literally swimming …in Sharks!
A card playing, illegal-loaning lawyer that accidentally poops himself
SHARK SHARK SHARK SHARTS!
Never change Kevin.
Sharkford Files
It's always Sharky in Philidelphia
Madsharks
True Blood in the water.
Family Shark (like Family Guy but Meg is a shark who eats whoever calls her ugly).
Adventure Shark
Mythsharkers
and ofc the highlights of the day show: Sharkcenter
within 5 minutes Family Shark would be just Meg and Mayor West left alive
Sesame Sharks
Sharky the Vampire Mauler
The Shark Knight (movie adaptation of Batshark)
The Walking Shark (scarier than any zombie)
Shark Wars Episode 1: The Toothsome Menace
Donnie Sharko
You ever hear a word so much it loses all meaning?
no, (shark) what ever do you (shark) mean?
Shark shark shark!
Oh, and…SHARK
I've said "Jiminy Jillickers" so many times, the words have lost all meaning.
Shark Fringe
Where our reality is on a collision course with another reality where sharks are the dominant lifeform.
With some of the uh… unconventional… twists they threw at us last season, your pitch may prove to be better than the real thing in the long run…
I…. I wanted to hate this. But with the shit going on in Fringe last season, you're idea may just be proven correct.
Sharkgate Universe. A group of Sharks, including a few civilian contractor sharks, are forced to take an unscheduled jump through a sharkgate and wind up on a ship quadrillions of lightyears from home. Will they find their way home? Will the sharkvilians and military sharksonnel ever figure out how to work together? Will they get life support reconfigured for aquatic life before everyone dries out? We'll never know because it gets canceled a mere season after getting really, really good.
Sharkwood: The Doctor Who spinoff about the top-secret organization started by Queen Victoria to protect England's waters from alien threats. Starring Captain Jack Sharkness, an immortal shark from the 51st century who may or may not eventually evolve into a remora attached to the Face of Boe.
Sharktales (woo-oo)
Sharkwing Duck (Let's get dangerous.)
Shark Red Dwarf about a guy who wakes up on a ship and his only friend is a creature who evolved from his pet shark.
South Shark!!!! It totally works as a pun.
The Flintsharks. Just image all the clever puns where they replace common words with sea related words. Just imagine all the adventures Fred would have with his buddy Barnacle.
Jabberjaw could guest star, if he didn't sue.
Mobile Suit Shark Gundam.
'Lt. Quattro, He is a SHARK!" (Doesn't quite have the same ring to it. Oh well.)
iShark. A group of teenage sharks with their own webshow.
Random feeding frenzy!
Shark MD; Unconvetional nurse shark who solves complex and baffling diagnoses by eating the patients
battleSHARK galactica, Falling Sharks, Shark Notice, Big Shark Love (3 ladies married to one shark) or Sister Sharks (one guy married to 3 sharks), 2 and a half Sharkmen (it would kinda be like Cavemen and 2 half men combined), Syfy move of the week “Shark-pire vs Mechcao-Wheaton: The Sharkening”, Bleep my Dad says while being eaten by a shark, 8 simple rules for dating my teenage shark, Shark Trek Deep Star Six, Beevis and Sharkhead, America’s got Sharks (catapult the uberfail contestants from ‘Talent’ ‘Idol’ and ‘dance’ into some previously chumed waters, hijinks will ensue…), Hanna Sharktana (shark in a blond wig with a terror-ble accent),
"Sir the shark choked to death on a surfboard trying to get at the surfer."
"Looks like the shark…" *puts on glasses* "bit off more than he could chew."
YEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Just wait until Zombie-Lincoln comes back looking for it. It'll be like O.J. Simpson all over again.
On Sharken Pond.