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Preorder HijiNKS ENSUE Book 2!!!

BOOK 2 UPDATE/ANNOUNCEMENT!

The book has to be to the printer in less than 2 weeks so if you want an Ultimate Fancy Edition AND you want your name in the book, you need to order NOW. I am also taking the UFE’s down from 200 to 150 signed and numbered packs due to slower than expected preorders and the impending deadline. Around 50% of the UFE’s are left. Show your support for HE and preorder the shit out of Book 2!

The situation of my new relationship with “the best show on television (from what I’ve been hearing from the entire world over the last year)” isn’t quite as dier as the one depicted in the panels above. I noticed a few episodes of Breaking Bad airing tonight on AMC and realized that, yes, they are running them two a night in order to allow Johnny Methhead come lately’s such as myself to catch up. Unfortunately the first episode I saw was the season 2 premiere, so I need to procure and speed-watch season 1 before I face the onslaught of 10 or so new episodes a week that are currently filling my DVR. I would ask your opinion of the show (feel free to post it in the comments) but there seems to be only one universal opinion towards the program. That it is (as stated earlier) the best show in television. I will do my due dilligence and report back to you in some sort of follow up capacity.

Keep an eye on my Twitter feed on new years eve as that we may record a new episode of the HE Podcast and we might just stream all or parts of it live on the internet. No promises yet, as plans are still developing.

I just realized that my next comic will be the last of 2010 and the last of a potential Book 3. Hmmm… how to go out with a bang? Murder-suicide? Wedding? Murder-Wedding? Suggestions are welcomed.

The Spider-Slayers

BOOK 2 UPDATE/ANNOUNCEMENT!

Preorder HijiNKS ENSUE Book 2!!!The book has to be to the printer in less than 2 weeks so if you want an Ultimate Fancy Edition AND you want your name in the book, you need to order NOW. I am also taking the UFE’s down from 200 to 150 signed and numbered packs due to slower than expected preorders and the impending deadline. Show your support for HE and preorder the shit out of Book 2!

I got a ukulele for Xmas so I decided to make a video of me covering “Fake Plastic Trees” by Radiohead. I had fun making it and you should check it the heck out.

How exactly did Josh get to be an understudy for Spider-man: Take Your Boots Off, You’re Getting Mud All Over the Carpet… Turn Off The Dark? It turns out that everyone who has applied for a credit card, rented a car or eaten at a Coldstone Creamery in the last 18 months was automatically signed up in an involuntary, opt-out program known as J. Jonah Jameson’s Jr. Spider Brigade. You also get signed up if close out an ad on a YouTube video. It’s part of their revised EULA.

Anyway, remember that with great sequins come great responsibility and heed the wise, old saying, “Drop 3 or 4 guys from the wire rig, shame on you. Convince me to get in that same wire rig… can’t be fooled again.”

Seriously, the first Fancy Bastard that sees this musical is invited to come on the HE Podcast (via phone) and tell us all about it. Though I will insist that we refer to it as Spider-Man: Pussy Thwipped.

[thanks to @justchristine for the “Bright Eyes” joke from the comments on this comic]

UPDATE:

If Loving You Is Wrong… [Holiday Special Edition]

Preorder HijiNKS ENSUE Book 2!!!Everyone knows the only reason to create a work of art is so that you can return years later and make it worse by adding unnecessary bullshit to it, thus diluting its original creative intent and destroying whatever there was to enjoy about in the first place. Happy Life Day you fuzzy-ass tree-dwelling Fancy Bastards! I got your grandpa some virtual reality porns!

Much like two my previous illustrated offerings, the art from this comic was taken from one of my holiday cards. I have been running filler-type comics for this week so I can spend the X-mas holiday times with my family and work on the book.

Speaking of books: HOLY DICKBALLS YOU GUYS IT’S TIME TO PREORDER THE SHIT OUT OF BOOK 2!!!

If you already preordered book 2 as a gift for someone else, I have provided you a handy, printable [right-click, save as] “No Really, I Got You Something” card to give to that lucky person.

HUMANS: Take note, that you may hide from your terrible family’s deep within your earbuds this weekend by taking advantage of this free episode of the HijiNKS Ensue Podcast.

Every Kiss Begins With BRAAAAAINS!

Preorder HijiNKS ENSUE Book 2!!!Much like my previous illustrated offering, the art from this comic was taken from one of my holiday cards. I will be running similar filler comics for the rest of the week so I can spend the X-mas holiday times with my family and work on the book.

Speaking of books: HOLY GOD YOU GUYS IT’S TIME TO PREORDER THE SHIT OUT OF BOOK 2!!!

If you already preordered book 2 as a gift for someone else, I have provided you a handy, printable [right-click, save as] “No Really, I Got You Something” card to give to that lucky person.

HUMANS: Take note, that you may hide from your terrible family’s deep within your earbuds this weekend by taking advantage of this free episode of the HijiNKS Ensue Podcast.

Ho Ho Hobo

“Now, SLASHER! now, THRASHER!
now, MURDER and SCABIES!
On, BITEY! on BLOODY! on, PLAGUEY and RABIES!
To the top of his head! to the tops of his balls!
Now bite away! scratch away! bleed away all!”

Preorder HijiNKS ENSUE Book 2!!!The art from this comic was taken from one of my holiday cards. I will be running similar filler comics for the rest of the week so I can spend the X-mas holiday times with my family and catch up on some end-of-year must-be-done-or-the-hellhounds-will-devour-my-essence type of work. I also have to work on a guest comic for… someone. You’ll see.

If you followed a stray tweet from @wilw to last year’s X-mas comic, and this is your first regular update, please feel free to check out the Archive, the Store, The Podcast and The Experiment (my thoughts on trying to making a living doing what you love in the digital age).

Also, HOLY GOD YOU GUYS IT’S TIME TO PREORDER THE SHIT OUT OF BOOK 2!!!

If you already preordered book 2 as a gift for someone else, I have provided you a handy, printable [right-click, save as] “No Really, I Got You Something” card to give to that lucky person.