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COMMENTERS: Meteors, polar shifts, solar flares, eaten by demon snakes with your grandmother’s face… there’s LOTS of ways to get your armagedd-on. Of all the various apocali in movies, tv, books, etc., which would you prefer for your going out in a proverbial or possibly literal blaze of glory?
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I have never wanted anything to be real quite as much as I want YYZ Maple Vodka to be a real thing right now.
It's the traditional drink for celebrating 2112. Happy 21st December and New Baktun!
I want to know what the hell Josh is mixing into that doomsday punch. It looks green in the second panel, even after the brown maple vodka (love that by the way). What ever it is, with Josh, you KNOW it's epic.
Oh, Maple Vodka is a real thing. Whether you can get it in the Toronto airport or not, I couldn't say.
I fully, 100% support the idea of maple vodka, btw. I get crunk on that shit before busting out sweet Rush riffs on Rock Band.
Huh, woulda thought for sure you'd be a diehard fan of bacon vodka.
http://www.bakonvodka.com/
Ha! Now I see it; the YYZ! great album, but my personal favorite's Moving Pictures.
The stuff in the red bottle is Everclear. It is mixed in the barrel with Tang. It comes out green because of the chemical reactions between the Maple Vodka and the Tang. The Everclear is for flavor.
Doomsday Punch: Strong enough to fell Superman!
All this end of the world stuff, and no evil elves that come from the moon and steal pants? As for going out, I'd say fighting nazi zombies from the center of the world
Stephen Colbert said at the beginning of one of his threatdowns, "some say the world will end in fire , some say in ice. I say why not both
I'm a fan of the "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" scenario. It seems like a nice, quiet, no fuss, no muss way to end human life as we know it.
Some friends of ours had an apocalypse themed Christmas party on the 20th.. we went as Killer Tomatoes, because… why not.. and no one else was likely to ditto it.. hehehee
Hmm, Killer Tomatoes. I don't know. They would be well-nigh unstoppable, until you teach everyone "Puberty Love".
Of course, that song may also scare away the humans, too.
I see it as the Independent film that came out a few months back [I think it did atleast,..seems I cannot find it anymore] called "Iron Sky" or similar about Nazis from the Moon. Seems right before the fall of the Third Reich some Nazi scientists successfully built a rocket able to leave orbit and Goebles and a few other Nazi Heads used it to escape,… they ended up on the moon and lived successfully for a few generations before deciding to return to Earth and re-establish the Reich under the Moon Fuehrer. Had some semi known German actors in it,..and the President of the US kinda looked like Sara Palin. So yeah Moon Nazis,..thats a way to do it,….. combine the two things that most people will agree need to be stopped if they arrive,… Nazis and Moon Men,…..lol
Available on Netflix, just added to my queue.
<grammardalek>By “preverbal,” did you mean “proverbial?”</grammardalek>
I liked the end of Cabin in the Woods, as apocali go, though personally I prefer more tentacle-y Old Gods. The end of Angel was also pretty cool.
I’ve worked at YYZ for many years and though I’ve never seen maple vodka, I have had maple whiskey. It’s delicious with coffee, ice cream, waffles and especially egg nog. You can’t get it in the Toronto airport but it’s widely available in eastern Canada. So for those of you who cling to the ass-end of Quebec (NY, VT, ME) it should be easy enough to procure. I highly recommend trying it out!