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Being found with your dick stuck between two rocks while pantsless cave exploring is the new being found in the closet with your balls tied up and a belt around your neck. As soon as one celebrity does it (probably Charlie Sheen) they’ll all jump on the bandwagon.
This comic gets a “Josh Dies” tag because… come on. There’s no way he cuts his dick off. Panels 4-260 would just be 3 days of Josh making sweet, craggy love to those boulders until he died of dehydration or his furious passion-pounding caused a cave in. Let’s say it was both. Simultaneously.
- New ‘127 Hours‘ Trailer: Look How Trapped in Rocks James Franco Is!
- Copernicus at TIFF survives BURIED and Danny Boyle’s 127 HOURS!!!
Like Josh doesn't carry lube. He should just KY himself to freedom.
Oh please. He's gotta be a Gun Oil guy.
Closer…. warmer…
Boy Butter? Crisco? Wet? Astroglide? Man spit? Bear spit?
bacon grease. It is most definitely bacon grease. I know I have my spray bottle on me at all times.
You should always carry an alien jawbone with you for times like these.
I totally thought of The Dig even before reading what was stuck. Now I wish I hadn't.
Reports of people fainting after reading this comic are entirely true.
Is it weird that my first thought upon seeing the green glow was that he got his dick stuck? Call back to the "Don't turn red" Logan's Run reference. Poor Josh. That cave stands no chance against the man-bear legions who will be coming to rescue him.
I thought the same thing. Perhaps Josh's glowing dong is the only continuality/cannon that our illustrious artist has decided to keep in this comic.
Totally saw Randy Milholland this weekend. That dude is funny. Also, is it just me, or does panel three look like josh is falling into a giant vagina?
is that what vaginas look like? Big…rock…gashes?
Seriously…I have no clue.
That's totally what I was going to say. That made me laugh.
That was my thought too. And then I wondered why a gay guy would feel compelled to fuck a stone vagina.
Very funny, but more impressive — you nailed the storytelling with the art in this one. The last line is classic too. And @Dram — yeah, I also see a vagina, but then I have some issues…
Quick Josh!!! think of a big, hunky, sexy bear guy!! That might give you the extra lift you need to get out of there!!!
Perhaps if Josh tried hard enough he could grind that rock into ……assphalt ……
There is no such thing as a bad pun. Own it, Captain!
Heheh… Clan of the Cave Bear….
So he's got a cell phone or a walkie talkie… why can't he just call someone to come get him?
"Josh dies" tag destroyed!
I thought maybe this was a pictorial representation of that one time he tried sex with a woman.