From the Giz: Teen Strangles Father with Gamepad Cable

One can only assume the murder weapon was a Wiimote + Nunchuck combo. As soon as I read that I thought of this comic:

Then everyone had the same thought. A commenter on Gizmodo linked to the aforementioned comic (Hi, Giz readers. Thanks for checking out the comic!), then  Josh IM’ed me to make sure I knew my part in the almost-slaying.

I guess if this becomes a trend we can assume that Rock Band and all its wires are inherently more dangerous than Guitar Hero III.

Warner Bros. (before ho’s) goes Blu-Ray exclusive. Is this the end of the blah blah blah? Blah blah. Blah.

And the whole Patton Oswalt, David Cross “Alvin and the Chipmunks” thing was an inside joke that David Cross forgot because of marijuana. Now everyone can hug and kiss and make up and make out.

Could you explain Programming, please?

via Denise and Eli
via thedailywtf.com