Podcasts: The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel

Dave McElfatrick and Joel Watson, two of the comedic minds behind the wildly popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoons, love playing guitar, love rock and roll and especially love making noise. Join Dave and Joel in The Noise Hole as they explore the music that defined their generation, recount famous and infamous rock star stories, and exorcise their personal rock and roll demons, all while improvising songs with a full band! It’s an hilarious celebration of alt. rock, grunge, punk, pop, emo, heavy metal and all things ROCK AND ROLL!

24 – God Bless America, and God Bless Milfs

The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel
The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel
24 - God Bless America, and God Bless Milfs
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This week Dave and Joel take off their rock and roll pants, and slip on their country chaps… and nothing else. It’s an entire episode dedicated to approximating a vague idea of what two rock boys think country music probably sounds like! Yee-Haw!

  • “Shopping Basket Full Of Caskets” by Leonard Cohen
  • “Mean Gene (60% Beans)” by Leonard Cohen
  • Concerning trends in modern pornography
  • Porno Life Hacks with Dave
  • “Are The Pumpkins Ripe?” by Chet Countryman
  • “I’m A Big Ol’ Country Boy” by Chet Countryman
  • “Tired Old Fuck Boots” by Hank Williams III
  • Curtis McGee infests Ireland with country music
  • American trucker music vs. Irish farm machine music
  • “I Love Marvel’s Juggernaut” by Richie Cavenaugh 
  • White children with Pokemon names
  • “Flowers On The Wall” by Brad Paisley
  • “America (Got Fucked)” by Chet Countryman and Trace Shitboots
  • “God Bless America (and God Bless Milfs)” by Chet Countryman, Trace Shitboots and the Haliburton Boner Boys 
  • “War Pigs” by Johnny Cash
  • “Paranoid” by Johnny Grass
  • “Hey! (It’s Them Noise Boys)” by The Noise Hole

23 – Chugga Lugga Doobity Doo

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The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel
23 - Chugga Lugga Doobity Doo
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This episode deals primarily with two young bois, wee Dave and Lil’ Joel, and their personal betrayals by two once-revered and beloved bands: Tool and Metallica.

  • “I Am A Little Water Boy” by Fish Friends
  • Delta Blues Email Readin’s 
  • How much money do you think Tool has?
  • Comparing and contrasting Jimmy Eat World and Tool
  • How to write a song from each Tool album
  • “I Got Worms Inside Of My Dick” by Tool
  • “I’ve Been Eating My Own Shit” by Tool
  • “Longview” by Tool
  • “CiCi’s Pizza” by Tool
  • “Sweet Frags” by Tool
  • Dave’s adventures at an Irish Cyber-Cafe
  • “Last Night (I Called My Friend An Anus)” by The Strokes
  • “Last Night (I Tried To Play Quake)” by The Strokes
  • How Tool broke Joel’s heart with 10,000 Days
  • How Metallica broke Dave’s heart with St. Anger
  • Charles Dickens’ A St. Anger Carol 
  • Davey And The Metallica Factory
  • “Hooker With A Penis” by Jimmy Eat World

22 – America’s A Fuckboi

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The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel
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Dear Noise Bois, this episode is a bit more talky than usual, and at times gets a little serious. But, you know what? It’s got heart. It’s also got THREE DIFFERENT Lemmy’s Retro Rundowns! So cram that in your gob and gnaw on it.

  • “Welcome To The Cannibal Cafe” by Tom Waits and Randy Newman
  • “Killing In The Name Of” by Randy Newman
  • “Bombtrack” by Randy Newman
  • “Hello Dad, I’m In Jail” by Randy Newman
  • A dissertation on Doowop, Racism, Art and Homophobia by The Noise Bois
  • “To Blues, or Not To Blues” by Billy Shakes
  • “Welcome to The Black Parade” by Randy Newman
  • Brian May is an angel from Heaven, and also probably God
  • Brian May’s Rig Rundown
  • Lemmy’s Retro Rundown: 8-Bit Beeps and Boops
  • Lemmy’s Normal Rundown: Doki Doki Literature Club
  • Lemmy’s PS4 Rundown: Spider-Man
  • When your favorite band hates you
  • “America’s A Fuckboi” by Bruce Springstein
  • “Gary Is Smooth-brained Fuckboi” by Bruce Springstein

21 – Clarence Clear Conscience Revival

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Everybody’s favorite morally conscious, rotund bass player is back, and he is very sorry but he has to leave. He just cannot abide the topics of discussion presented in this particular podcast. Believe me, he NEEDS to the money, but it goes against his personal moral code.

  • “Human Catdog” by The Apocalypse Bois 
  • “Bulls On Parade” by Randy Newman
  • Clarence “Clear Conscience” Fatbottom meets President Bill Clinton
  • “The 10 Funky Commandments (God Says)” By Daddy Moses and The Stone Tablets
  • “Take A Little Boy” by Bruce Springstein ft. Clarence Fatbottom
  • “Every Creedence Song” by Creedence Clearwater Revival
  • “Bad Dave Rising” by Creedence Clearwater Revival
  • “Bawitdaba” by Louis Armstrong
  • “What A Wonderful World” by Joey Ramone, Louis Armstrong, Bruce Springstein and Clarence Fatbottom
  • “Good Riddance (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Green Day
  • “Good Riddance (AWW FUCK!!!)” by Green Day
  • “It’s Clarence (Clarence’s Theme)” by Clarence Fatbottom
  • “Hey (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Clarence Clear Conscience Revival 
  • “Gonna Shoot My Load” by Led Zeppelin
  • “Shana Rocha’s Theme” by The Noise Bois

20 – Super Secret Pilot Episode ZERO (ft. Gary)

The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel
The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel
20 - Super Secret Pilot Episode ZERO (ft. Gary)
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Hey hey, Noise Bois! Here’s a special treat for you. This is the original episode of the Here’s An Idea podcast that spawned The Noise Hole, remastered with additional instruments and… well… Gary. Fuckin’ Gary.

This Week:

  • Dave’s fever dream intro Pajama Jam
  • Dave’s bouncy, jazzy email reading music bed
  • “My Face Is Inside A Can of Worms” by Nightwish 
  • Happy Finnish Christmas songs
  • “Who Else Is In The Band?” by KISS
  • “I Gotta Move To The Moon” by KISS
  • “I Wanna Fuck (And Suck)” by KISS
  • “Ozzy’s Troubles” by Black Sabbath
  • “Lego Train” by Ozzy Osbourne
  • “The Ghibli Boys” by Dancing Turkey Organs
  • “Serve The Pleasure Snake” by a Finnish Death Metal band, probably
  • “Jizzy Suicide” by Blink 182
  • “Tom Gone, He Bad” by Big Boy 182
  • “Mark Ploppus” by Blink 182
  • “Shrek Is Dead” by Marilyn Manson
  • “Ted Cruz (Dead Poos)” by Nine Inch Nails
  • “President Pig Took A Shit” by The Big Ball Rooster Boys
  • “Daniel And The Dentist” by Guns N’ Roses
  • “Paranoid About Brexit” by Black Sabbath
  • “God Save The Queen Bee” by The Sex Pistols
  • ‘The Hands Of A Crab” by Nightwish
  • “Crab Hands” by Sigur Rós and Björk 
  • “Crab Hands pt. 2” by Regina Spektor 
  • “Hey Man, Don’t Jerk Off On That Bee” by Bob Dylan (fr. Morrissey, Regina Spektor, Robert Smith, Glenn Danzig and James Hetfield)
  • “Crab Hands pt. 3” by Metallica
  • “Outro (That Was The Email Hole)” by Dave and Joel