Podcasts: The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel

Dave McElfatrick and Joel Watson, two of the comedic minds behind the wildly popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoons, love playing guitar, love rock and roll and especially love making noise. Join Dave and Joel in The Noise Hole as they explore the music that defined their generation, recount famous and infamous rock star stories, and exorcise their personal rock and roll demons, all while improvising songs with a full band! It’s an hilarious celebration of alt. rock, grunge, punk, pop, emo, heavy metal and all things ROCK AND ROLL!

49 – The Beverly WhoBillies

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The theme of this episode is “Joel teaches Dave deep trivia about bands Dave doesn’t really care about at all.”

  • “The Ballad of Sir Kevin” by The Basement Bards
  • “A Funky Arcade Riff” by Joe Santriani 
  • Albert the Arcade Man vs. Coinbot 5000
  • “Albert’s Walk Of Shame” by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
  • “Every Post Dave Navarro Chilli Peppers Song” by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
  • Joel has Chilli Peppers resentment 
  • Dave Navarro is Millenium Bug Santa
  • “Spacey Hippie Cuddle Boys” by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
  • The Chilli Peppers can’t stop firing guitarists
  • Gary wants EGG!
  • Dave has Green Day resentment 
  • Green Day says fuck words to hockey moms
  • “Slippy Slappy Hockey Bitches” by Green Day
  • Green Day in France for Live 8
  • “Venez Sur Vos Chiennes Françaises” by Green Day
  • “I’m Warming My Willy By The Fire” by Frank Senatra
  • “Behind Blue Eyes” by The WhoBillies
  • RCA Records wants The WhoBillies to change their sound
  • “Baba O’Riley” by The WhoBillies
  • “Pinball Wizard / Tuesday’s Gone” by The WhoBillies
  • Joel explains the plot of Tommy to Dave
  • Self-parodying pop country songs
  • “Bubba Ho-Tep” by Luke Combs

48 – Some Kind Of Noise Boi

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Dave and Joel try to act natural as people point cameras at them while they record The Noise Hole. That’s right, there’s going to be a short Noise Hole documentary sometime in the future. Will you finally see the dark underbelly of the Bois? Will infighting and egos break up the band? Will Gary be fired and replaced with a bucket of warm potatoes?Will Gary be told to take a shit!? I dunno. Anything’s possible in The Hole.

  • “A Lonesome Brony Boy” by 2 Bruces Springstein
  • Kevin appeals to The Counsel of Ponies
  • Bees explain communism 
  • “The Ballad of The Great Pony/Bee War” (traditional)
  • An Aerosmith update: Music Hairs – Hair Of The Year
  • “Classical Train” by Ozzy Osbourne and Rachmaninoff
  • Aerosmith does NOT rock the Grammys 
  • Aerosmith’s problematic lyrics
  • What do horses think of Lizzo?
  • Joey Kramer is a Sith, or possibly The Joker
  • Some Kind of Noise Boi: The Noise Hole Documentary
  • Dave tricked Noise Bois into checking out St. Anger
  • How does Metallica pray?
  • “The Ecstasy Of Gold” by Davey McMouthtrumpet 
  • “Got A Taste For Shit” by Metallica (St. Anger Era)
  • “Got A Taste For Shit” by Metallica (Load Era)
  • Why did the Nazis kidnap Metallica
  • How did Ozzy and Sharron get The Time Phone?!
  • Dave finds NAAM boring 
  • How Axel Rose writes scratch lyrics
  • “Fuckity Dee, Fuckity Doo” by Guns N’ Roses
  • What have the Noise Bois been up to?
  • Potato Gary by Sirsonik
  • Dave taught old Gary a new trick
  • “Gary Has Got A Potato For A Head” by Raffi and/or The Moldy Peaches
  • Dave and Joel try to conjugate the verb: to potate
  • A new Noise Boi video by TD Campbell and SJ Rowsell
  • “Noise Boi Christmas” (traditional)
  • “55” Locking Tripod For Noise Boi Christmas” (traditional)
  • A New Segment: Noise Boi Flaws
  • Another New Segment: Noise Boi Compliments
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by The Noise Hole

47 – Steven Tyler And The Horny-Baked Ham

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There hasn’t been THIS much Aerosmith in an episode of The Noise Hole since that time we recorded in the bathroom of a Denny’s! Stick an apple in your mouth, baiste your own rump with delicious juices, and plop down on a silver platter like a suckling boy, because this episode is one hell of a ride!

  • “They Think It’s Romantic” by An Early 2000s Emo Band… probably Brand New
  • “I Wish, I Wish, I Wish” by the same Emo band
  • “But You’re Not Here” by American Football
  • “I Miss Her Terribly” by A Mom With Separation Anxiety 
  • Aliens observe Planet Aerosmith 
  • Aerosmith fires their drummer, Joey Kramer
  • “Cryin’ and Firin’” by Aerosmith
  • “We Should Form Aerosmith” by Aerosmith
  • Aerosmith fired Joe Perry in the 80s
  • Joey Kramer’s many nicknames
  • Aerosmith, Las Vegas, and Suckling Boys
  • Joey Kramer throws a classic fit
  • “Nairobi, Baloney, Jabroni” by Aerosmith
  • Joey Kramer pulls a Joker at the Grammys
  • Joel tries to think of names of country artists
  • Trent Reznor introduces Aerosmith at The Grammys
  • “Grammy Bloodbath” by Aerosmith
  • “Get Behind Clarence” by Clarence “Clear Conscience” Fatbottom 
  • “Free Them Suckling Boys” by Clarence “Clear Conscience” Fatbottom
  • “Five Sucking Boys In An Elevator” by Clarence Fatbottom and Steven Tyler
  • Clarence sets a sting for Steven Tyler
  • “Count These Suckling Boys” by Clarence Fatbottom and Steven Tyler
  • “Surprise, Motherfucker! It’s Clarence!” by Clarence Fatbottom and Steven Tyler
  • Joey Kramer haunts Steven Tyler’s nightmares
  • What does Steven Tyler’s dick look like?! 
  • The trial of Joey Kramer
  • “Dave Mustaine Is Gonna Be OK” by Megadeth
  • A special message from Dave Mustaine
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Megadeth

45 – I Might Be Thinking Of Somebody Else

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It’s the first Noise Hole of a new year, and a new decade! Everything is NEW NEW NEW, so the Bois are talking about aging and/or dead rockers from the 70s, 80s, 90s and beyond! OLD OLD OLD! DEAD DEAD DEAD! Crawl into an Elton John Donald Duck costume! Gaze upon David Bowie’s power zoot suit! Book KISS for your funeral, try to describe Iggy Pop without going insane, and eulogize Dimebag Darrell in the most respectful way you know how! New year, same Noise Bois!

  • “You Carved A Heart In A Tree” by Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes
  • “I Wanna Be Sedated” by Bruce Springstein and The Ramones
  • Harry Potter and the… I might be thinking of somebody else. 
  • True Rock & Roll Stories: Bruce Springstein in Gulf War II 
  • How the Bois spent their time off
  • Joel’s big, expensive X-Mas present 
  • “A Donald Duck Costume For Christmas” by Joe Cocker, or possibly Dueling Bruce Springsteins
  • Who actually likes their parents?! Dave, apPARENTly. 
  • Ozzy confronts his father with his life choices.
  • Eddie Vedder learns the truth about his dad. 
  • David Bowie is a funky businessman. 
  • “Funky Business Bowie” by 80s David Bowie
  • David Bowie performs employee evaluations. 
  • “New Outfit” by David Bowie
  • Actual recordings of David Bowie doing impressions of his contemporaries. 
  • Neil Young chooses to sing too high. 
  • “Space Oddity” by Neil Young and Sylvestor Stalone
  • Sylvestor Stalone meets Tim Armstrong from Rancid
  • Stalone and Armstrong duet
  • Iggy Pop looks like…
  • “Describing Iggy” by Iggy Pop
  • “I’ve Got A Lust For Teeth” by Iggy Pop
  • Dimebag Darrell’s big prank! 
  • KISS at Dimebag Darrell’s funeral.
  • Dave loves fat drummers!
  • Joel can’t remember his Ace Frehley impression. 
  • “Get The Abbott Brothers Out Of Hell” by KISS
  • “Dimebag’s Doin’ Well” by KISS
  • “Less Sex With Hot Women” by Weezer
  • Rivers Cuomo looks like…
  • Gene Simmons looks like…
  • The first Noise Boi Meetup is in our future and YOUR PAST! Are Dave and Joel still alive? 
  • Dave and Joel plan their extravagant funeral arrangements. 
  • Some Noise Bois sent us X-Mas presents!
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Dueting Bruce Springsteins

46 – Limpity Bizkit’s A Series of Unfortunate Albums

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This episode starts with a healthy dose of Nü Metal, but quickly diverts down the Retro Rabbithole as Dave and Joel are once again joined by Lemmy for a Rundown! See if you can spot your new favorite character at the very end of the episode. SPOILERS: His name is Steve Benkins – Band Usurper, and you love him with all your heart!

  • “Outside” by Aaron Lewis with special guest Fred Durst, live at Woodstock ‘99
  • Memories of Woodstock ‘94
  • Red Hot Chilli Lightbulb Heads
  • Maybe they shouldn’t have done a Woodstock ‘99
  • Needlessly Aggressive Nu-Metal
  • “Look At These Mudfuckers” by Green Day
  • The Matrix told everyone it was OK to be spooky and leathery 
  • Metallica at Woodstock ‘99
  • Mtv Icon: Metallica with covers by Limp Bizkit and Korn
  • Limp Bizkit sings about The Simpsons
  • “Cheddar Bay Bizkits (Date Night, BITCH!)” by Limp Bizkit
  • Lemmy’s Retro Rundown:
  • What kind of sarcophagus does Lemmy sleep in?
  • Gary looks like…
  • Lemmy looks like…
  • Lemmy’s playing The Evil Within on PS3
  • “The Evil Within” by Motörhead
  • Lemmy’s playing Microprose Grand Prix from 1993
  • Joel was turned upside down by Descent
  • “Can You Name 2 of the 4 Companies Who Licensed 3DO” by Motörhead
  • Nintendo did Sony a dirty on the Playstation
  • Getting naughty gifs off BBS’s in the 90s
  • “Foxxy Lemmy” by Motörhead
  • Remember when game controllers went USB plug-n-play?
  • What’s Lemmy’s true motivation?
  • Did Lemmy participate in SOFTWARE PIRACY!?!?!
  • What Mario character is named after Lemmy?
  • Patreon Spotlight Question: Who is the most important person in a band?
  • The recent Nirvana “Reunion” with Beck and St. Vincent 
  • Stone Temple Pilots’ new singer, Jeff Gutt
  • Queen and Adam Lambert or Marc Martel?
  • Could Gary take over for Dave on the podcast?
  • Steve Benkins takes over for James Hetfield in Metallica
  • “Fade To Black” by James Hetfield, ft. Steve Benkins
  • “Come As You Are” by Nirvana, ft. Steven Benkins
  • The Bronze Medals of Iron Maiden form a band
  • Wrap up of the first ever NOISE BOI MEETUP!!!
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by James Hetfield and Steve Benkins