Think Outside The Bill

I am a monster. A pun monster. Someday I will answer for my crimes, but today is not that day. For you see, the law enforcement agency that polices pun crimes is currently furloughed all to shit as part of the US Government Shut(The Club)down.

David Willis appears courtesy of Dumbing of Age (a thing that was MY idea), and by way of Cybertron.

NEWS TYPE ITEMS: 

I will be at New York Comic Con Next weekend (10/10) with Cyanide and Happiness at booth 2247!

UPDATE ON THE FANCY DIGITAL SKETCH DRIVE: If you are still waiting on your Fancy Digital Sketch, I am SUPER BACKLOGGED on these. I am very sorry it’s taking so long. Doing 50+ original pieces of finished art always sounds easy, until you agree to do it and take money for it. I am working through them, but if you need yours urgently, feel free to let me know via email.

Have you seen my wife’s Etsy store, “Science and Fiction?” Check out her Tetris earrings!

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@Pocketdoom · 88 weeks ago

I am enjoying that image of @damnyouwillis

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@Magicalfortress · 88 weeks ago

Fire is sauce is pretty damn good.

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Michael Corley · 88 weeks ago

Yo quiero Taco Executive SUPREME!

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@Matausz · 88 weeks ago

And in a hundred years their will be fighting between the Hard Shell party and the Soft Shell party as to whether or not to give tacos to the poor or to spend more money on the taco ships and jets so we can drop tacos on Damascus.

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gabepuratekuta· 88 weeks ago

No matter what, the Burrito Bureaucracy will hinder the decision

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tomspeelman· 88 weeks ago

With their 5 beefy layers of paperwork; damn them!

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hijinksensue· 88 weeks ago

It’s a Tacocalypse!

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@dreadthar · 88 weeks ago

Man now I want to watch Demolition man.

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DuckAmuck · 88 weeks ago

Taco Bell government – Everything with cheese sauce! Can we replace people with something that’s actually only 10% people? Who needs health care when there’s more cheese sauce! Real people need health care, 10% people only need more cheese sauce.

Did I mention there was cheese sauce instead of taxes?

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lou · 88 weeks ago

Unicron, eh? Did you or Dave watch the Transformers Prime finale?

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hijinksensue· 87 weeks ago

I think I watched the whole series. It wasnt my favorite, but it was something to watch.

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StephC · 88 weeks ago

Anyone else *immediately* get the Armour Hotdog song in their head?

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@Bobuta · 87 weeks ago

Am I the only one re-imagining the movie Idiocracy done with Taco Bell fire sauce instead of Brando (it has electrolytes)?

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