TORONTO: I AM COMING FOR YOU! TCAF is this weekend! I will be at table 222 (with Topatoco) on the 2nd floor Saturday 5/7 and Sunday 5/8. I will have books 1 and 2 (and I will draw dumb things in them for you), stickers, buttons, prints (probably a “The Doctor Is In” print), and maybe [...]
My Heart Is A Hate-filled Pineapple T-Shirts are Alive and Pulsating @ Sharksplode!!! NEW HE PODCAST – Episode 83 “Ass Merkins” The soaps were scented in various Autobot flavors. Diesel for Optimus Prime, New Van Smell for Ironhide, Lilac for Bumblebee, and High Karate for Jazz. The events in this comic are 100% true in [...]
EWOK STAAAAAARRREEEEEE!!! If you preordered HE Book 2, please read the updated shipping times on THIS PAGE. Here are some more nice pieces of paper which were ruined by me at C2E2 2011. I hope you enjoy them. COMMENTERS: It’s up to you this time. I’m still recovering from the trip and am not yet [...]
Josh doesn’t actually know what the character on his posterior really means, but if he shows it at the China Dragon Palace he gets a half priced buffet on Tuesdays. Which begs the question, why is he pulling his ass out in Chinese restaurants? QUICK NEWS! There’s a new “Godspeed, You Fancy Bastard” shirt in the [...]
“Excellent work LaserTit. Megatron will be pleased. Now we can harness the Large Hadron Collider for Energon production… we should really work on getting you a new name.” The most recent drama at the LHC has to do with a bird’s bagel bomb causing certain components to overheat. LAME! Get to smashing the shit out [...]
Alternate Title: Sittin’ In The Box O’ The Bay [reddit-me]Michael Bay traveled to our time from a distant future where man is enslaved by sentient explosions. He also made Megan Fox wash his Ferrari while he filmed it. One can only assume she wasn’t the first actor to get in Bay’s good graces by indulging [...]
[reddit-me]Not content with simply giving the world robot pissing, robot farting and robot dicks (that shoot lasers), Sir Michael Bay (not really a knight) decided “Transformers 2” wouldn’t be complete with robot balls. That’s classy film making right there. Michael Bay doesn’t really have to respect us as an audience, though. He continually shovels shit [...]
News Version: Morgan Freeman crashed a car and had to pried out with the jaws of life. True Version: Lucious Fox was testing a new TUMBLER for Bruce Wayne and had a problem merging. News Version: Shia Labeouf got drunk and wrapped his car around a tree, crush his hand and may lose a finger. [...]
Or possibly “Knight Rider‘s Not Unix.” Gnu joke… Anybody? Oh well. It actually stands for Knight Industries Two Thousand. Yes, they spelled out 2000 to make their super R.A.D.D. acronym work. Back in the 80′s, the year 2000 was believed to be so distant in the future (nearly 20 years) that it must be part [...]
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