Eli’s Bachelor Party Fancy Photo Comic

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Almost all of this is a sort of entirely true account of Eli IRL’s bachelor party. Did you know the Sweet and Sassy party limo refuses to go to a bar or strip club regardless of how much you bribe or threaten the driver? I’m running off to Eli and Denise’s rehearsal dinner now. Tomorrow is the wedding! Will Eli take Denise’s last name? No one knows!

Update: Eli’s Red October cake made by James (the guy in panel 5 above holding the video camera). “Give me a slice,¬†Vasili.¬†One slice only, please.”

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44 Comments

  1. That line about Josh's heart stopping should get this comic tagged "josh dies". Another hit, Joel! What's that meal you called a "hate crime"?

  2. pink limo w/ coke mirrors and beef jerky bourbon!? Like a tijauana quincenera! which btw is my los lobos cover band…sponsored by tres feo

    • It appears to be a GIANT chicken fried steak (also some kind of fried bits on top, okra, maybe?) and some sort of cheesy mash potato conglomeration. Welcome to the South gentlemen.

      • You are correct on all counts. There is also a "Mexican Vanilla Coke" which is just Vanilla Bourbon that was at one time placed very near a coke.

  3. Your getting out of the pink limo with the mother fucking boss line. PURE GOLD! A poster or t-shirt should be made sir.

  4. Man, seeing a meal like that spread out kind of makes me miss Texas. Cheese on a biscuit never happens here. Or is that ol' yaller gravy? Hard to tell from over here.

  5. Damnit, I'm starving now and it's just past nine! And it's Friday and I'm trying to be a good Catholic and not eat meat. Want. Chicken. Fried. Steak. Right. Now.

    Looks like a blast.

  6. By riding in the girliest limo and then eating the manliest meal, did you all become pregnant? Because that's the only other thing I can think of that consists of such gender contrasts.

  7. So, since the pretty limo wouln't pull up to a strippers, did you just have it park a block away or cab it? If you claim you didn't go to one, I will call you a damned lier.

  8. How are supposed to drink coke off those mirrors? The glass would slide right off when the car stopped…

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