Be Prepared

And so our new mini storyline begins! I think we’re going to find out why Eli has been drinking so much and what exactly happened to him after he left the movie theater with neurotoxic booze-candy poisoning.

If you’re a member of the HE Fancy Bastard Facebook Group, I just posted the cover for the first HE iBook/eBook offering “ijiNKS ENSUE: Drawing Hands Is Hard – An iBook Collection Of HijiNKS ENSUE Comics from 2007-2008.” The iBook itself should be available to donation subscribers this week and to anyone else that wants to drop a one-time pay-what-you-want donation in the bucket. If you donate now, I will email you when the iBook is available.

Fans of the HE Podcast, I should have some exciting news for you pretty soon. Maybe not until after San Diego Comicon, but soon.

I’ve been reposting all of the previously locked content from The HijiNKS ENSUE Vault over in my Tumblr under “The Vault Redux.” Feel free to check it out.

Fans of The Experiment might be interested to know that my wife and I are starting a second experiment. With our daughter starting school in a few months, my wife is ready to return to work. I’m not about to ask her to burden herself with a commute and a boss and… gauhhhhh… COWORKERS, so she is going to start a photo restoration and photo retouching business. You can see her website HERE. Her rates are reasonable and she’s really fantastic at the work she does. Please feel free to pass her URL along to anyone you know that might need damaged photo repair, cosmetic touch ups in photos, removing someone from a photo, adding someone to a photo, color correcting a picture, black and white / color effects or photo colorization, or just general Photoshop image manipulation.

COMMENTERS: Even though Eli was just “bobbing for beers,” Josh was certainly quick with the body disposal plan. Assuming Josh is equally prepared for all scenarios, what other situations is he prepped/planned for and what supplies does he have on hand? I’m assuming he has multiple contingencies for any and all HAMergencies.

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  1. Josh has a glass and steel coffin lined with his entire collection of every Apple product ever made in case el Jobso comes back from the dead and asks everyone to commit iSuicide to join him in designer heaven, but not if you speak Farsi.

  2. I imagine that Josh has designed a sword or similar weapon with a current running through the blade that will cook his enemies to crispy perfection with a single swing.

  3. I wanted to say, your wife's work looks utterly fantastic, I wish I had even a small percentage of that skill. But the photo of the kid on the railroad tracks, where she just perfectly removes three people, that made me think of the Soviet Union… I feel like I want to hire her to redact people for me.

    • Very kind compliments. I will share them with her.

      "I want to hire her to redact people for me"

      She's does that more than a few times. She's removed unwanted relatives from photos or added people into group shots that didn't make it to the event, etc. In the one on her site where the whole family is removed accept for the father and daughter it was because they realized they didnt have a single picture of just the two of them. Neat stuff.

  4. Joel: you know you've got him holding a cast saw, right? So unless he's going to dismember someone by cutting their cast off.. he's going to need a bigger saw. And Josh knows his saws… a bone saw is the melee weapon for the Medic class in TF2… so he's very familiar

  5. So what you're saying is that Josh leaves glasses of water around his house in case he's ever on the receiving end of an invasion from Mel Gibson…I mean aliens?

  6. Wait, you mean he wasn’t at least gonna try and have his way with eli’s lifeless corpse before he disposed of it.

    I am dissapoint

      • I'm pretty sure that tobey maguire started weeping once he realized that they were remaking spiderman

        However somewhere in the ether randy savage is crying

  7. Josh has a case that contains a fedora, several Dean Martin albums, a twenty year old bottle of scotch and a pack of Chesterfield Cigarettes in case Jon Hamm ever comes out and wants to role play Don Draper.

  8. There is a trunk in the corner of his bedroom that contains an unworn wedding dress, a locket, a large and ornate brass key, and a fully loaded revolver. He will never tell you why.

  9. He probably has a great vast money laundering scheme or something set up so he can buy any Apple product the second it comes out.

  10. Wait…no tarp? There's gonna be blood everywhere, and there's no tarp?

    For shame, Josh. For shame.

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