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Archive for ‘January, 2009’
I fell in love (actually lust) with “Taken” starring Liam Neeson after the first time I saw the trailer. The calm in Neeson’s voice just sells the character/plot so hard. SO HARD! I didn’t expect an Oscar caliber movie. I expected Liam Neeson to be a fucking bad ass and kill every mother fucker that [...]
Jeffrey Rowland makes two great webcomics, Overcompensating and Wigu. He also runs the largest webcomic T-Shirt and merchandise empire on the planet, Topatoco. He’s been busy opening a new 4000 sq. foot Topatofacility and adding new comics to his roster of… comics. In the spirit of comic brotherhood I sent him a guest comic which [...]
DANCE, MONKEY-BOY, DANCE! Microsoft spent hundreds of millions of dollars last year to try and undo the damage Apple’s “I’m a Mac/I’m A PC” ad campaign had done to their image. Judging from the infomercial they produced for Microsoft Songsmith (a software that lets you… well, read panel one in the comic) it only took [...]
Sometimes he makes her wear an eye patch and call him “The Old Man.” Isn’t it about time these two frakked? Or do you believe, as I do, that Adama and Roslin have been knocking space boots since New Caprica? Or are you of the opinion, as so many unfortunately are, that you have no [...]
Alternate ending: “Ancient Spirts of Evil, Transform this decayed form into CHENEY THE EVER-LIVING!!!” [This comic is translated from Dick Cheney's native language, a mixture of Parseltongue and the dark tongue spoken in Mordor] Cheney was looking pretty rough at the inauguration on Tuesday. He was on his third baboon heart, and previously had all [...]
Since I posted a comic on Tuesday instead of Monday, I want to give it a chance to breathe before moving on. A new HE comic will be up on Thursday. I haven’t decided if Friday’s should be on Friday or during the weekend. We’ll see. Why not use today as an opportunity to check [...]
At Noon today, Barack Obama will be sworn in as our 44th president. At 9pm he’ll delete the “Walker, Texas Ranger” season pass from the White House Tivo. Oh, and just to clarify, Bush spent and average of 2 months clearing brush each year at his Crawford, TX ranch, but he spent and average of [...]
I’m posting Monday’s comic on Tuesday since it’s inauguration day and the comic deals with such things. In the mean time, check out these follow up links to some of the recent HE comics: How many AAAAAs in Khaaaaaaaan? update to The Grieving Process Psystar continues to be stubborn update to I keep calling them [...]
Ricardo Montalban passed away this week. I’ll never forget his portrayal as Khan Noonien Singh in “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan,” or as The Joker in the 1960′s “Batman” series starring Adam West. No… wait, that was Cesar Romero. If there is an afterlife, I hope it’s governing body has a sense of [...]








