I’ll tell you why Wesley Snipes isn’t going to do hard time for dodging millions in past due taxes. He’s half vampire. The Daywalker isn’t going to prison. He’ll snap the necks of every cop, judge, bailiff and guard between him and the cell, and he’ll do it with his feet. You know why? Because [...]
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Archive for ‘April, 2008’
I’d seriously gotten used to spending time with my family, reading and going outside. The last few months have been like one of those dreams where you know that you aren’t YOU, but you just run with it. Now that TV is actually back I can slide back into sloth like a nice warm bath. [...]
Check that out! They look fantastic. I’m wearing my “Roslin ’08” shirt right now. Today I am picking up a printer for shipping labels and a postage scale. The plastic shirt envelopes I ordered to ship these in should arrive early next week. Once I have those, this batch will be heading out to all [...]
Today’s comic inspired me to make a new shirt. Pick one up in the store if you like. If you frequent other SciFi blogs or forums, feel free to link them to this post or to the store.
I realize that some of you Fancy Bastards want to “say it” but with “a little less pride.” Here’s your chance.
Would the Fancy Bastards fancy a Sharksplode shirt?
by Joel on April 25, 2008 at 5:43 pmBased on reader suggestions (most recently from Orf) I’ve worked up some designs for a “Sharkslpode” t-shirt. Sharksploding originated from this comic, if you need a refresher course. This one is using the art directly from the comic, so it’s either one or the other. I’m partial to the 3 panel version myself, because it [...]
Wizard Shirts Return to the HijiNKS Ensue Store!
by Joel on April 25, 2008 at 3:20 pmUPDATE: All current shirts and other merch are HERE IN THE HE STORE Took me long enough, but both the “Wizard Pride” shirt and the “Magically Fabulous” shirt are back in THE STORE. There are NEW COLORS of each, too. Click the “more” link to see all the colors for these two styles.
I’ve gone on record as saying the entire idea of the “Star Trek Utopia” would fall apart the moment the common man had access to a machine that let you fuck any person, living or dead, in any fashion, in any scenario that they desired. The pillars of civilization would break down and society would [...]
Submit your questions for the HE crew and we’ll answer them (not)live on the air(internet). -Joel
The next day a Greek inventor named Jockus Strapsimus changed everything
by Joel on April 23, 2008 at 12:50 amWhen Joss Whedon gives you a script for a comic book based movie centered on a strong female lead, and you are too stupid to understand what has just happened you no longer deserve the mighty “greenlighting” power that you wield.I remember him blogging about the project when it was originally in the works and [...]








