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December 11th, 2007

Geek phone sex is fundamentally different

As you can see, I just can’t allow myself to leave well enough alone and enjoy a good situation.

This article over at the Giz sparked the idea. It also made me remember there is a such thing as a Nerdcore Boobie Calendar.

What’s your nerd fantasy? He-Man? She-ra? Skeletor? Discuss.

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^ 174Comments2007-12-11+09%3A02%3A56Joel

Grimmbear
December 11th, 2007 at 5:17 am
Ahahaha! Phoenix nixed his kixs!
Paul
December 11th, 2007 at 9:43 am
Ha, what a wealth of X-men knowledge!
Kathleen
December 11th, 2007 at 9:57 am
I’ll just throw this one out there… what’s with guys and boobs. I mean, for some of us females who lack in that area… it just seems that we are somewhat tossed aside. Oh, wait, damn college. ^^’
Leno
December 11th, 2007 at 10:17 am
Take this as you will: It’s “Chakotay”. For the record, spelling aside, this was the first HJ strip I actually found funny. Keep it up.
Joel
December 11th, 2007 at 10:55 am
@Grimmbear
Its worse because when sex goes bad you can head to the bathroom and take care of business. When phone sex goes bad the best you can do is weep in the corner.

@Paul
I confess, I only knew about half of that. I looked up the rest. (shame)

@Kat
Smallish boobs are nothing to scoff at. Most guys will agree. Those that don’t are brainwashed by the internet and TV. I remember reading the forward to Joss Whedon’s “Fray” comic. He mentioned that when designing the character he required the artist to give her a “petite frame” like Buffy, which to him meant “small boobs.” In whedon’s world a powerful female and giant comic book boobs canceled each other out because you wouldnt be able to take her seriously. I like that viewpoint.

@Leno
Jay? If it is Jay, I think your monologues are terrible. I fixed the Chakotay. Thanks.
Thats sort of a compliment and sort of a “all your previous work sucks.” Either way, thanks for the feedback. I will definitely be keeping it up.
rod
December 11th, 2007 at 11:16 am
frrroooooooonnnnnntttt siiiiiiiiiiiiiiidee buuuuuuuussssssssssss

heh. weird and funny.

oh and you’re right with the small boobs thing. every guy likes boobs, but they don’t have to be big.
Laya
December 11th, 2007 at 11:50 am
Speaking from the large-breasted side of the spectrum…they are so totally not worth it. Plus the aforementioned Internet-brainwashed males are quite disappointed when they don’t stand at constant attention like the ones they’re used to seeing. You would think they’d remember basic physics, but no.
Joel
December 11th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
@Rod
“heh. weird and funny”
if that’s not suited for my tombstone, I dont know what is.
Wait! “every guy likes boobs, but they don’t have to be big”
THAT’s going on my tombstone. You should go into grave slogan writing.

@laya
Believe me, I am not trying to call out the DD’s and say they shouldn’t be proud of what they’re packin’. I’ve just never understood why media (TV, Movies, Pr0n, etc) wants us to aspire to this one particular vision of beauty. You have an entire country of small-breasted girls that think there’s something wrong with them. And you have an entire country of lonely geeky guys ready and waiting to worship them. We should find a way to get these two groups together. I

I’ve got it! We’ll call it, “INTARNET!” Im sure theres a dating site just for geeks who like small chests.

As for the perkiness problem, can we just agree to refer to large breasts as “Physics bags” from now on. I think it’s a much better euphemism that any we currently employ and it set’s the expectations properly.

Maybe Josh or eli can answer this: what numerical attributes in video game physics determine how breasts react to physics? Can we have those printed on a shirt?
Varis
December 11th, 2007 at 12:29 pm
Oh my god. So much love for the Rachel ref. She’s my favorite X-Men character and half the universe forgets she exists ;_;
Joel
December 11th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
@Varis
I first learned about her on the X-Men Series II trading cards. I almost had a complete set. I love those cards because you werent supposed to play a game with them. You just had them.
Mark
December 12th, 2007 at 11:31 am
A large breasted female friend of mine pointed out to me years ago that, to a guy, the best boobs are the ones you have in your hands. Big or small, I like ‘em all.
Joel
December 12th, 2007 at 11:45 am
@Mark
When your an old man, please impart that wisdom to your son.
Sean Peters
December 12th, 2007 at 9:50 pm
Regarding large breasts == “physics bags” - I personally vote for the term “physics package”, which coincidentally or not, is also the term for the warhead of a nuclear weapon.
Joel
December 13th, 2007 at 10:04 am
@Sean
Oh man. That broke me. You win the comments for this comic.
J
December 13th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
Lord, do I agree with Laya.
Joel
December 13th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
@J
“Physics bags.”
honest ape
December 14th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
@kathleen
Men who only love small tits are missing out. Real men love tits, both small and large. Just not too large or too fake. Otherwise, they’re all good. Unless they’re on a she-male. Then it’s just too confusing. Like, you could be “wow, those boobs are hot, even if that’s a dude.” Then your friends think you’re weird for some reason. Boobjudice is what that is.
Dean
December 17th, 2007 at 11:41 pm
Love the third panel.

And yes, the final picture of the lovely young lady scarfing down chik’n skins brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “ultra hotness”.
Joel
December 18th, 2007 at 8:44 am
@ Dean
Youre the first one to mention the Chikin Skinz. I hoped more people would identify with the idea that you could buy a bucket of greasey friend skin sans the chicken.
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