I am actually late for Eli’s New Year’s party, so I will have to update this post in the new year. After my fridge exploded today (true story) I was just glad to get the comic posted before 2009.
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Post your New Years plans or best/worst New Years stories in the comments. Be safe, be happy, have fun and kiss someone REALLY HARD!
(Anyone that makes real Josh Juice, drinks it AND can prove it gets a prize.)
Josh juice!? Oh, wait not THAT kind of Josh juice, pardon me.
I think you had it right the first time.
Damnit Fox, DAMNIT. First Fanboys now this. Well, It'll all work out in the end, even if the end doesn't have a giant faux alien psychic squid. I'd make/drink the Josh juice, if I drank, but since I don't I'll wish you a happy new year from a magical land where it happens one hour sooner.
Mmmm… Josh juice.
Wait … that sounds rude! Oh well. Happy Rude Year, all you FBs!
There are a lot of people that have had geniune Josh Juice. It's a prize all of it's own.
That's because the genuine stuff also has bacon in it.
As 'twere.
Haha, never settle an imitation, always use genuine Josh Juice TM
emphasis on "A LOT"
Golly gee whiz, Joel, what're you implying?
Umm … bottled or straight from the tap?
Kinda surprised, but if you google search 'josh juice' HE isn't even in the top 5. Some kids facebook and another kids myspace are first…. Apparently people are actually named Josh Juice?
This comic is #9 right now for "josh juice" but the current #1 is better http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jo…
That's just great!
If you look at the comic without reading the dialogue, the defenition could actualy work.
Poor Josh.
Ive seen Josh Juice on the food network! It was strained bacon drippings mixed with bourbon.
Last night on Iron Chef America they made Bacon pudding, bacon beer, and blueberry bacon strips.
Thanks for a great year of comics and have a great time to all of you, raise the Josh juice high!
Slept through NYE but heading off to the after parties now. Hopefully none off the arrest reports will make it international, have fun!
you dont want to raise the josh juice too high. Its illegal in 38 states.
Oh god I have to show this to my friend…he would actually make and drink the Josh Juice, I think! *pained expression*
Happy New Year, all you Fancy Bastards!
If he does, he gets a prize.
Already working on it, Kitten.
Yay for prizes! 😀
Might have to write in to Good Eats and ask AB just _how_ you zest a suckling pig. Or maybe Williams Sonoma has a suckling pig zester.
It's … it's a cookbook!!!!!
AB would tell you not to buy that suckling pig zester because it's a unitasker. He would use a vegetable peeler.
AB desperately needs a haircut. Just sayin'.
"kiss someone REALLY HARD!"
So is that the *kiss* that should be really hard, or the *person*? Because that could have two very different results.
Yeah, is that "kiss someone who is hard" or "kiss someone in a hard way"? The mind truly boggles over such dilemmas… so I just said "fuck it" and did both. Hope that's OK.
I also did both. It's best to cover as many bases as possible.
i knew I could count on you.
CORRECT!
Happy new Josh Juice! Enjoy drinking your year!
Did…did you just drop a bacon-related challenge to the internet? Bacon. And alcohol. And you just CHALLENGED the INTERNET. With PRIZES.
You just opened the ark, Mr. Watson.
Who will face the bacon gauntlet!?