I was trying to work the word “MARSgarita” into this comic. I think I’m pretty dead on with my predictions for the fate of the red planet. All’s I’m saying is if space had a South, Mars would be South of Earth. Check back with me in 50 years and let’s see if I’m right.
Maybe a “Border Dome” that encapsulates Earth could prevent the influx of cheap, skilled Martian labor. How else might Mars be like Mexico? You tell me.
**Context Clues**
- We sent a robot to mars
- Robot found water ice on mars
- “Total Recall” (IMDB, WIKI)
- Quato
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Ha. Mars is way South of Earth. It might even be Dirty South of Mars.
Dude! I just crank-called a I-hate-mornings friend with a voice-mail of, "Git yo' ahz tuh Mahzzz!" -AS the page was rendering! Now I'm convinced I'm wildly psychic. Why's the caption behind an out focal-range Josh, in focal-range? I thought I was having a stroke, and he's not even here yet.
Lovin' kitty Quato!
Oh, come on, how many of YOU haven't done something just as bizzare with your…uh, kitties? (I wanted to say it, but just couldn't….teh shame.)
One of the images linked in the Quato google image search is an african woman smoking a joint and seemingly wearing 3d glasses (Here). That is all.
Going to resist the obvious comment about we finally get to see what Josh has been hiding in his pants for so long.
So… Martian water, huh? I'd try to make a joke about getting Ares' Revenge or something by drinking it, but that's probably lame.
And to play up on the parallels between Mars and Mexico (or to broaden that up–the American Southwest), desolate and dry as it is, the white people'll still come a-runnin' with promises of spicy Martian food, lots of land ripe for urban sprawl and a guaranteed Martian housekeeper and gardener.
How long before Xøļļσą (Martian salsa) becomes the leading condiment in the US?
And what color does Martian water make your junk glow? I … er … a friend was wondering about that.
Mass points for Kitty Kuato (both the concept and the alliteration) and the triple alliteration of "Mutated Mexi-Martians". Most excellent grammaring.
Red. But it's not so much a "glow" as it is a "rash." Not that I'd know.
You gotta be muy macho to stuff a gato in your pantalones. I admire Josh's committment to the bit.
I thought mexico was the mexico of the galaxy?
From what Ive seen its pretty effin dirty.
that caption kind of bothered me too. Ill probably fix it.
If he'd had a pigme marmoset it would have made more sense.
Duh. Obviously.
I swear to god the martian housekeeper is stealing from me.
Xøļļσą is PEOPLE! ITS PEOPLE! AND ITS MUY CALENTE Y DELICIOSO!
I think its infrared so you can only see it with special Goggles.
Thanks for noticing. I rewrote that panel a few time for maximum verbal effect.
Im pretty sure it's not declawed, so he must have kevlar boxers.
If you're saying Mexico is the worst place in the solar system…. ok maybe.
Thanks man. I appreciate you taking the time to let me know how you found it. Im not on the HP forum as much as I used to be but I still stop by from time to time.
Yea, the HP forum's can be a bit up and down. But i guess all forums are like that. BTW what programs do you use to produce the comic?
Dude… If it were beyond the range of human sight, that would make your junk invisible… That's a patricularly odd phenomenon to desire. Are you so well endowed that you frighten away the ladies?
Most of the info is on this thread of the HE Forum: http://www.hijinksensue.com/forum/discussion/139/…Feel free to join and post if you like.
Naaah. But ultra violet (or chartreuse) works well for the guys!!
Ah, yes. The special infrared junk goggles.
You got Xøļļσą in my Soylent Green! You got Soylent Green in my Xøļļσą!
"Two great tastes that taste great together"
Sure, Josh. Suuure 😉
It wouldn't be cool to just steal things… I'm sure she's just taking one DVD at a time until she has a respectable collection.
Ummm……"Heeeeeeeeeere's Quato?"
Or would it have to actually pee on him first?
Rats. Was hoping for something faboo like a color beyond the range of human sight.
Or chartreuse.
i promise you it's not really kitty quato
Great Comic! I found it via the best webcomic thread on halfpixel. Glad I did too!
Nothing like finding new and innovative ways to insult people based on their geographical location.
I hope you werent insulted. No reason to be. its common knowledge that the tap water in many parts of mexico isn't safe to drink. Last time I was there the faucets were clearly labeled as "microbes abound: stay away." Much in the same way I couldnt argue if you said SE Texas (where I am from) smells like feet and anus. Its the oil refineries.