Posts Tagged ‘joss whedon’

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You Don’t Have To Go Home, But You Can’t Stay Here

by Joel on May 10, 2012 at 11:27 pm
Posted In: Comics
As a matter of fact Captain I DO know where your shield is as it just recently absorbed the impact of a great deal of the contents of my stomach. I am pleased to report that it performed flawlessly and is a credit to her country which is America.

Alternate Title: “A Shawarma Bees” – I did not use this title because, despite making me laugh for an hour, it doesn’t make any sense. Read more about the new direction I am taking the comic in and how you can help HERE if you haven’t already. Gigantic thanks to everyone that has donated in the last couple of [...]

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Waiving A New Banner

by Joel on May 9, 2012 at 11:10 pm
Posted In: Comics
If the hulk was so inclined as to wear shoes, you would have a mother fuckbag size 400 boot print about 6 feet up inside your ass! THE HULK DOES NOT PLAY THE FUCK AROUND!!! Oh, and just in case you forget here's another SMASH!@#$%!!!!

Alternate Title: “Hunting Ruffalo” Why are things happening in the comic that seem to relate to things that happened in yesterday’s comic and the day before’s comic? Because times, they are a changin’. Also comics. Comics are a thing that is also a changin’. Specifically HijiNKS ENSUE comics. Read more about it HERE if you haven’t [...]

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Of Tradition And Obligation

by Joel on April 24, 2012 at 11:07 pm
Posted In: Comics
Oh, like I'm sure they had nothing to do with 'SNL' in the 80's or The Spanish Inquisition or 'SNL' in the 2010's!

Did you know I have published two books of my comics containing NEW COMMENTARY for absolutely every comic, embarrassing stuff I drew in middle school and high school, and LOTS more extras that have never been published online? Well, I did and I’m really proud of them and they have funny names and I think you should buy [...]

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Earth’s Most Magnetic Heroes

by Joel on April 19, 2012 at 11:47 pm
Posted In: Comics
Did you know rhino horn can cure impotence, increase virility and destroy a horcrux?

Wow, we haven’t seen the Evil Fox Executive in a LONG time. I know Fox doesn’t have anything to do with The Avengers, but who else could be behind such a nefarious plot besides Joss Whedon’s oldest nemesis? Who else would want to take something good and geeky and pure like The Avengers and turn [...]

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¿Terra? No Va

by Joel on December 22, 2011 at 11:29 am
Posted In: Comics
In fact, we should probably fire Ron D. Moore immediately after the third season. We all know where this thing is headed if we don't.

“Winter Is Coming” shirts are now IN THE STORE!!! [based on this comic] “¿Terra? No Va” translates to “Terra? Doesn’t Go.” As in, “With such a great premise Terra Nova could go SO MANY AMAZING PLACES, but choses not to.” I have written at least four pages of stream of consciousness, black and white notebooks from Se7en-style [...]

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So Much Ado, So Little Time

by Joel on October 28, 2011 at 5:24 pm
Posted In: Comics
The ATM said 'Feed me a stray cat.' So... that's why we never saw Ms. Kitty Fantastico again.

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this “Fighting Time Lords” shirt for you! No, really. Specifically FOR YOU. [For the confusified...] The man is a machine! And not the “rise up and destroy humanity” kind. He’s more the “I’m making the biggest super hero movie of all time, but I’ve got a weekend [...]

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Fancy Bastards Assemble!

by Joel on October 25, 2011 at 6:17 am
Posted In: Comics
Avengers! Get your super asses in here! We got assemblin' to do!

FANCY BASTARDS ASSEMBLE! Here’s your chance to help me do something very special for my family and in return get something very special of your own. SHORT VERSION: For $35 you (and 99 other Fancy Bastards) will get the “Fancy Bastards Assemble!” 11″x 17″ print, plus an additional signed, large sized 11″x 17″ print of [...]

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Book 2 Fancy Sketches: Browncoat Edition

by Joel on June 29, 2011 at 5:09 am
Posted In: Comics
When you think about it, The Alliance is basically Starfleet. OH! And the Browncoats are totally the Maquis! Holy shit my mind is blooooooown! CONTROL IS AN ILLUSION, MAN! GAHHHHHH GIVE ME SOME MOTHERFUCKING CHEETOS!

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our Wesley’s Big Adventure Shirt over at Sharksplode. CONVENTION NEWS: Connecticon is next weekend!!!. Holy crap. Come see me and David and Ryan and Lar and the Explosm quadruplets and much many mores! I. HAVE. FINISHED. SKETCHING. ULTIMATE FANCY EDITIONS!!!! And only several months [...]

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The Bad News Bearer

by Joel on February 17, 2011 at 11:27 pm
Posted In: Comics
Oh, wait... that guy was just telling him that 'Fringe's' ratings weren't that bad in the Friday Night Death Slot. Can you tell him about the 'Firefly' thing? He's probably full now anyway.

THE GEEKIEST OF ALL BRITISH KNIGHTS ON ONE SHIRT!!! NEW HE PODCAST [episode 79] IS HERE! Hours of extra podcast (including a Post Show where I sing autotuned 80′s pop hits) are HERE for Vault Subscribers. Firefly returns to cable — in HD Watch Community’s hilarious Firefly nod UPDATE: HOLY SHIT! Nathan Fillion and Firefly’s [...]

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Self-Depritweeting

by Joel on December 15, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Posted In: Comics
All things considered, I guess we're lucky his twitter handle isn't @BrokenDeamsBoozePillsMorgue.

Get your HijiNKS ENSUE Book 2 Preoder on! GO HERE NOW! 1/3 of the Ultimate Fancy Editions are already gone! Also, I can now accept preorders via Check or Money Order. Thursday Dec. 16th is your last chance to order something from the HE Store and get it by Dec. 24th without paying for Express [...]

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