“In 1972 a crack hockey team was sent to the penalty box by for high-sticking and decapitating a team mate with their skates. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security moose cave to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the Canadian government, they survive as maple syrup smugglers. If you have a pancake, if no one else can help, and if you can find the syrup, maybe you can hire the Eh Team.”

Near….. Far…..Yeah, let’s keep it at “far.” As far as possible would be great. (Groverfield shirt)

A couple of other changes in the store:

• Signed Comic Prints are now $10 (down from $12.50). They look fantastic framed and are totally awesome and totally tie your room together.
• I retired (for now) the “Magically Fabulous” and “Catonmyface” shirts since they have only sold in the single digits over the last several months. If you have one, it’s a collectors item!
• Personal Avatars: I’ve been enjoying doing these (you can see a few here), but they are extremely time consuming and I was undercharging for the amount of work I put into them. For right now I’ve stopped accepting new avatar orders. If you’ve already paid for one, you will certainly get it. They may return in the future.

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Special thanks to the Fancy Bastards that helped design this one. I think it turned out fantastic and that’s mostly due to your suggestions and feedback during the design process.

Head over to the store and pick one up.

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A pox has fallen on my house yet again. My wife was sick (really sick) all weekend so the comic took a backseat. It will be posted tomorrow morning.

Until then, here’s a sneak previews:

You don’t have to say it. I already know.  “Hotness.”
I apologize of you soiled yourself.

Number the also:

The shirts from the presale should have arrived or should be arriving soon. Please let me know how you like them and send me a pic of you draped in your new garb.

Cixous over at Livejournal (from the Battlestar Blog) sent me this pic:

I want to make sure everyone that bought a shirt knows how much it means to me. I worked really hard on the designs and I hope they become your favorite shirts. I’m still having a hard time comprehending that people in other countries are wearing things that I crapped out of my brain. The crap-brain boggles. Also, boobies. Check that out. You can’t go wrong.

Want your pic posted on this site? Go pick up a shirt and send me the pic!

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Check out the new shirts:

Rosilin ‘08 (Guys and Girls Styles)

Don’t blame me. I didn’t vote for Baltar. It’s time to do our Colonial duty and re-elect President Roslin. Not only did she save us from the Cylons like 100 times (Adama helped), but she’s also a reincarnated prophet or something.

Don’t Phase Me, Bro! (Guys and Girls Styles)

Jean-Luc! What are you doing? I didn’t mean to drink the last Earl Grey, Bro. No Bro! Don’t phase me, Bro! AHHHH! AHHHGGGHH!!! THERE. ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS!

Seriously, Bro. Don’t phase me. Be a Bro, Bro.

iPwn3d Shirt (Guys and Girls Styles)

Did you pwn3? Was there pwn4ge? Do you want everyone to know? Raise your head high and tell them, “iPwn3d.”

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