You actually have to pull the face-rubber bands while they’re on your face to properly (and respectfully) launch them. A lot of you are too young to remember Captain Lou Albano, but to us children of the late 70′s and early 80′s he was a pop-culture fixture. The 1980′s stood in such stark contrast to [...]
Got to keep it short and sweet today because it’s my last day to prepare for Baltimore Comic-Con. If you’re going to be in the area, come see me at table 129 Saturday and Sunday. Just look for the giant ass HE banner. I’ll be on Twitter like crazy during the con so follow me [...]
[reddit-me]9/9/09 may be a a banner day for plastic guitar enthusiasts and Beatles fans alike, but when it comes to sacred gaming days involving a succession of 9′s nothing beats 9/9/99. Pour one out and break a GD-Rom in half for our fallen homey. Comment-wise: What do you think about The Beatles Rock Band? Is [...]
There was some sort of trend at E3 2009 towards getting gamers off their collective ass-flesh. Microsoft debuted it’s full body/no controller Project Natal while Sony offered their magic wand/raver glow stick hybrid dubbed the… well, nothing. They’re just calling it the PS3 motion controller. I’m sure by the time it’s released they’ll be calling [...]
Do a Google Image search for “Kratos“ and see how long it takes for you to see Josh. Not the “comic Josh” but the ACTUAL HUMAN JOSH in full Kratos regalia. Assuming the Google gods are still smiling upon me, he will be in the first 5 results. If, for some tragic reason, he is [...]
That actually was my name in KOTOR. Call me a heretic but I didn’t enjoy it. Turn based combat just doesn’t make any sense to me. The story was enthralling (certainly better than the prequels) but the game play fell flat for me. Two toys debuted at CES ’09 that let you get all levitatey [...]
“It’s really more of a sexual fantasy, Doc.” Benjamin Heckendorn is a nerd after my own heart. He sees things that are well, and he can’t leave well enough alone. He sees the hidden potential in devices to be smaller, better, faster, stronger (our work is never over). You might say his latest project, Modding [...]
If you outta’ mans, I feel bad for you son. Yes, I know “99 Lives” is more of a Mario thing, or a Contra 4 DS glitch thing, and the Konami Code only gave you 30 lives in Contra, but I couldn’t resist. My lyrical flow mustn’t be stifled. I love the idea of an [...]
I don’t even have an Xbox 360 but I just thought this was really amusing. It seems like you can’t exhale near one without causing a Red Ring of Death. The Netflix HD streaming on the new Xbox dashboard sounds great, but I assume you actually need your Xbox to function before you can take [...]
Parents Let Kid Drop Out of High School to Focus on Guitar Hero To me, that reads the same as “Parents let kid drop out of highschool to focus on crystal meth,” or “Parents let kid drop out of highschool to explore newfound interest in clumsy teenage sex.” “”We couldn’t take the complaining anymore,” said [...]
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