During the “magical date” Josh, carved a giant penis out of a block of ice with a chainsaw. The townsfolk of Punxsutawney thought it was very romantic. Later they went to Gobbler’s Knob. It seemed appropriate. “Groundhog Day” is in my top 5 favorite comedies of all time. If you haven’t seen it and you [...]
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Posts Tagged ‘fancy bastards’
The Geeks Will Play. Starting today you will be treated to a trio of guest comics from your fellow Fancy Bastards. Regular HE programming will return on Friday 12-26-08. You may remember Didu from about 6 months ago when she sent me this completely awesome hand painted birthday card for HE’s one year anniversary. Her [...]
Fancy Bastard Evil League of Evil Submission Video
by Joel on October 12, 2008 at 12:50 amI’ve said it before, but HijiNKS Ensue Readers are the coolest motherfuckers this side of the internet. I’d noticed some nefarious plans taking shape on this thread in the Fancy Bastard Forum, but it wasn’t until tonight that I realized plot had come to fruition and it was already too late for us all. I [...]
…where HijiNKS Ensue readers could get together and discuss their favorite movies, tv shows, internets and video games… if only. Wait, what?! There is?! Ok, enough pretense. Theres a Fancy Bastard Forum now. It’s been up in secret for a few days while a smallish group of FB’s helped me work out some of the [...]
Godspeed, You Fancy Bastard shirt is IN THE STORE!!!
by Joel on April 15, 2008 at 10:26 amSpecial thanks to the Fancy Bastards that helped design this one. I think it turned out fantastic and that’s mostly due to your suggestions and feedback during the design process. Head over to the store and pick one up.








