Podcasts: The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel

Dave McElfatrick and Joel Watson, two of the comedic minds behind the wildly popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoons, love playing guitar, love rock and roll and especially love making noise. Join Dave and Joel in The Noise Hole as they explore the music that defined their generation, recount famous and infamous rock star stories, and exorcise their personal rock and roll demons, all while improvising songs with a full band! It’s an hilarious celebration of alt. rock, grunge, punk, pop, emo, heavy metal and all things ROCK AND ROLL!

54 – Keep An Eye Out For An Ear

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The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel
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It’s week 2 of Noise Boi QUARANTINE, and the guitarless Bois are in mostly good spirits. This is due in no small part to a visit from their good friend, Lemmy Killmeister of Motörhead! Joel talks mostly about the world going to Hell, and Dave talks mostly about Doom Eternal. Gary is the only one with an instrument, so truly we are all DOOOOOOMED!

  • BOIS TOUCH BASE
    • Which Smash Bros. character is each Boi?
    • Dave can’t accept the reality of our situation
    • Doomey Dave’s dummy brain is all DOOM DOOM DOOM!
    • Gary’s health update
  • UPDATE: A YEAR LONG WEEK
    • Trapt are going quarantine stir crazy
    • Early file sharing band scams
    • Using file sharing to “listen before you buy”?
  • LIVE STREAMING CONCERTS
    • Cro-Mags beefy boy
    • Ben Gibbard’s daily Death Cab
    • “Coronavirus (Come Get Me)” by Ben Gibbard
    • Ben Gibbard’s Virus Medley 
  • WHAT’S EVERYONE DOING WITH THEIR ISOLATION?
    • Rekindling abandoned video games
    • God is a mischievous scamp
    • Brian May’s is a delicious stew
    • What food would Bois be?
    • Brian May’s plea to the world
  • BLIMEY, MATE! BARBECUE! 
    • Blimey, mate. Barbecue. 
    • Blimey, mate! Barbecue!
    • BLIMEY, MATE! BARBECUE!
  • MORE CANCELLATIONS
    • Eurovision cancelled
    • Glastonbury cancelled
    • Remembering The Reading Festival in the 90s
    • Is Idles the NOW version of punk?
    • How high should you wear your guitar?
    • PORN CANCELLED?!?!?
    • Noise Hole ASMR
  • LEMMY’S RETRO RUNDOWN
    • What kind of food is Lemmy?
    • Legend of Ozzy 8-bit video game
    • Lemmy’s thoughts on the pandemic
    • Brutal Legend
    • Yellowed/discolored consoles
    • Copying CDs in the before times
    • Lemmy and Harley from Cro-Mags
    • Lemmy’s Punk/Metal Cribs Show
    • Lemmy and Dave celebrate Doom Day!
    • “Get More Hole In The World” Celebrity Charity Single

53 – Filipino Cave Terror Noises

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The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel
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The Bois are on QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN! They don’t have any guitars, but they still have the power of speech, and are still able to use that power to abuse and berate Gary (who still has his drums, and a limited oxygen supply remaining). Lather up with hand sanitizer, Noise Bois, this is gonna be a weird one.

  • BIG BIG NEWS! 
  • Noise Hole Video! “Can We Write An Old Green Day Song?” 
  • Crossbreeding Noise Bois with Richard Dawkins
  • The first guitarless Noise Hole?! 
  • The invention of the first guitar
  • Dreadnaught or B.C. Rich Warlock? 
  • Joel’s Vacation
  • Disney World triage 
  • A compromised Noise Hole?
  • Gary’s in quarantine
  • Trapped in a terror cave with Dave Lombardo of Slayer
  • Joel is down with the sickness
  • It’s getting weird out there
  • Dave’s empty gym
  • Beefy boys in the time of a pandemic
  • Arby’s new Midnight Monster Meat Menace 
  • Entertainment is cancelled due to Coronavirus
  • KISS is a keystone species
  • All movies are cancelled until further notice 
  • Talk shows are cancelled
  • All Festivals are cancelled
  • Quarantine is definitely already a band
  • Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Ceremony cancelled
  • Conventions are OVER!
  • LiveNation cancels ALL TOURS!
  • Are Dave and Joel missing any shows due to cancellations?
  • Our new potential business venture
  • www.pedophilesandwiches.com 
  • Can we replace Gary when he dies?
  • Noise Boi Questions
  • Cover songs that are better than the original?
  • Foo Fighters
  • Me First and The Gimme Gimmes
  • Megadeth
  • Mistakes left in the song
  • Listening to non-english speaking bands?
  • Ska-P (Spanish Ska)
  • Wizo (German Punk)
  • Cyclamen (Japanese Prog Metal)
  • Do friends buy clothes for each other?
  • A Noise Boi buys us a new domain!

52 – Bernie Bear and BlooBloo

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The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel
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Grab your early voting ballots, Noise Bois, because this episode gets a little political. You might as well grab your tissues too, as the Bois talk extensively about having dead dads… but in a funny way? Don’t worry. It’s a good time.

  • Harmonized introductions
  • Dave’s new whammy super power
  • Divebombs improve “Let It Be” by The Beatles
  • Divebombs improve “Paranoid” by Black Sabbath 
  • Gary’s had too many eggs
  • Divebombs improve “Say It Ain’t So” by Weezer
  • Dead Dad Dudes
  • The Bois try to deal with Gary, despite having dead bio-dads
  • “Daddy Is Dead” by Weezer
  • Dave and Joel’s experience with dead dads
  • Dave interviews for a new job
  • Guitar Bois
  • Breaking bad news with sweet divebombs
  • Dave’s personal guitar aesthetic is sharp and purple
  • Jimmy Hendrix’s teeth-playing
  • Why is Joel a Fender/Music Man guy?
  • The sordid story of Leo Fender
  • Dave translates Joel’s rage for Gary
  • Good Times vs. The News
  • “Gimme Good Times” by The Bad News Bois
  • Maddow gives Joel the blues
  • BBC news is impartial and droll 
  • The Queen’s fetish films
  • Dave’s Enhanced Wankery
  • Noise Boi Questions
  • Is The Noise Hole educational?
  • Kidz Bop versions of songs
  • Is Lorde appropriate for 1st graders?
  • “All The Small Things” by Bern-182 ft. Senator Bernie Sanders and Michael Bloomberg
  • Bernie Bear and BlooBloo
  • “86 (Mumbled Version)” by Green Day
  • What is Bernie doing to the cool kids? 
  • Wrappin’ it up
  • “Welcome to Computing Machine” by Pink Floyd
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois) [ULTIMATE DIVEBOMB VERSION]” by The Noise Hole ft. Senator Bernie Sanders

51 – Brown Egg Brian

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Dave relives a childhood easter defeat, and the Bois are visited by all four original members of KISS, who dole out some relationship advice.

  • What does Gary want for his birthday?
  • Dave’s childhood Easter Egg Odyssey at McDonald’s
  • “Beautiful Hashbrown Easter Time” by Ronald McDonald
  • “Beautiful McDonald’s Easter Time (with Egg)” by Ronald McDonald
  • Dave’s schoolboy art triumphs lead to his downfall
  • “Nothing Compares 2 Egg” by Sinéad O’Connor 
  • “Brown Egg Brian” by Meshell Ndegeocello ft. David Bowie
  • “Brown Egg Brian In A Barn” by Meshell Ndegeocello ft. David Bowie
  • “Every Children Has Egg” by Meshell “NdEGGY” Ndegeocello
  • Brown Egg Brian confronts his horrible parents
  • Young Dave sweeps The Yolky Awards
  • “Let Jesus See Your Egg” by The McDonald’s Contemporary Christian Choir
  • What color are Jesus’s legs?
  • “Tubthumping (Original Version)” by The Velvet Underground ft. Radiohead
  • “Children, Lay Down Your Egg” by The McDonald’s Praise and Worship Gospel Choir
  • Dave’s parents’ dark Egg secret
  • The original lineup of KISS visits the Noise Hole
  • KISS are experts at one thing
  • What do the Noise Bois have in common with KISS
  • Joel doesn’t want to be like Gene Simmons
  • “KISS Me On My Big Wet Mouth” by KISS
  • “It’s A Fuck Factory” by KISS (aka Fuck Factory)
  • KISS answers a Noise Boi romance question about having a romantic rival
  • What does KISS look like?
  • KISS answers a romance question from a Redditor with a cum-eating boyfriend
  • “Kevin Cumface” by KISS
  • Ozzy Osbourne’s “Mr. Crowley” as covered by KISS
  • KISS’s concert compliment tax
  • “Demons, Jizzy Demons” by KISS
  • Gary’s secret phone
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by KISS

50 – The Best Of The Noise Hole

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It’s the Golden Episode Anniversary! Dave and Joel are sharing the best bits of the first 50 episodes, as voted on by our Patreon Noise Bois on the Discord. Strap in for over 2 hours of Boi bits, both old and new, including a BONUS Lemmy’s Retro Rundown!

  • From Episode 21 – Green Day’s “Good Riddance (Aw Fuck)”
  • “If You Can’t Google Iggy Pop (Try Bing)” by Bruce Springstein
  • From Episode 45 – Describing Iggy Pop
  • From Episode 16 – “Dear Dick Doc” by Eminem
  • “Dave (I’m Not A Homophobe)” by Danzig 
  • From Episode 10 – Three Horrible Lies About Glenn Danzig
  • From Episode 01 – “My Dad’s Not A Hotdog” by Weezer
  • “You’ve Got To Hide Your Tits Away” by The Bortles
  • From Episode 08 – The Bortles visit Mother Titty Tree
  • “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmmotorboat” by Crash Test Dummies
  • From Episode 24 – “God Bless America, and God Bless Milfs” 
  • An ALL NEW Lemmy’s Retro Rundown!!! 
  • What 3 things does Lemmy love?
  • Lemmy’s favorite coin-op arcade games
  • Who’s on Lemmy’s 6 player X-Men Arcade squad? 
  • What’s Lemmy’s favorite Star Wars game?
  • Goldfinger’s “Superman” by Motörhead
  • “Ace Of Spades” by Motörhead
  • From Episode 15 – Lemmy’s Retro Rundown: Gameboy
  • From Episode 16 – Lemmy’s Retro Rundown: Majora’s Mask
  • A visit from Clarence “Clear Conscience” Fatbottom
  • “Hate It When They Prey” by Clarence “Clear Conscience” Fatbottom
  • Who would Clarence quarantine? 
  • “Tryin’a Do These Boys Dirty” by Clarence “Clear Conscience” Fatbottom
  • From Episode 19 – Clarence “Clear Conscience” Fatbottom and Michael Jackson
  • Bono solves world hunger
  • What does Billy Corgan look like?
  • “Wartime Sunday Roast” by Smashing Pumpkins
  • From Episode 12 – Dave is the Moon featuring Billy Corgan and Smashing Pumpkins
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by The Noise Hole ft. Bruce Springstein